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wolfie

@qwbanana.bsky.social
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gods gift to earth

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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
there is no tooth fairy, no easter bunny, and there is no anya from mouthwashing!
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i just need a friend and a table and a plate of reasonable spaghetti, then i can die happy
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
steven hawking said “philosophy is dead”. yet… philosophy is alive… as for you mr. hawking?
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
if i need to kill myself i want to down estrogen and sleeping pills with champagne
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
fact checking don’t me diddly squat when half the country’s in a cult
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
FAKE PHOTO FAKE PHOTO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaaa…
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
ok i feel really stupid that i didn’t realize this was fake, this was my hyperfixation for a while… nebulas don’t tend have a giant hole in the center… gotta be more vigilant about these things
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
just bc blue sky is pretty left leaning doesn’t mean that debates and dumbfuck arguments won’t happen, like, “the left” isn’t particularly well known for getting along with itself
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
pineapple on pizza is fine it’s the ham that we should be talking about
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
you don’t owe anyone your follow, and at the end of the day its just fake internet points
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
everyone wants to 🔝 a twink but no ☝️ wants to 🛑 and think… 😔😔😔
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
football is a game where big sweaty men get to touch each other
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
to my uber driver who was slow as fuck: u have inconvenienced me
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
it’s giving disco elysium but it’s about a witch who’s searching for her neighbors cat in the alps
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
half of this sites liberals are high school english teachers istg
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
almost stepped into traffic bc i was looking at bluesky 😀😀😀
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
take this post as a reason to be insufferable today
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
am i good drawr
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
bro my coach is wearing a make america healthy again hat my respect for her just dropped 😭😭😭
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
posts like this are enabling my rampant procrastination like thanks but uhhh…
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me when my parent say to take a shower
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
enough with transphobia it’s time for transphilia 😎
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
bluesky is an echochamber this, bluesky is an echochamber that, bro bluesky is an anechoic chamber bruh i’m screaming out into the void 😭😭😭
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
the whole wave of transphobia we’ve been experiencing is just so stupid. like, prior to trans ppl becoming a culture war talking point nobody really gave a shit.
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
why can’t we just launch all of Earths garbage into the sun?
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
bro that’s not a heart that’s a butt call it the butt nebula
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
there’s too many millennials on here i feel suffocated
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
shit i didn’t finish breakfast before the adhd meds started kicking in i’m sorry children in africa
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
wish it was socialists v fascists in this country and not fascists and liberals
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
me to my friend
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
giving someone a book that u owned previously with lots of annotations in the margins is peak, it’s like reading a book w your friend
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
FUCK my slutty waist i need to bear children
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
y’all corny af here
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
me when i join yesterday and not have a million bajillion followers: 😧
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I feel more tumblr than twitter on here
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
yes yes, the pasteurized milk black market
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
looking at all the stuff this administration plans to ban and trying to figure out which up and coming black market i should invest in
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
day 280 of procrastinating my transition bc i’m a lazy shit that hates herself
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
everyone here is waaayyy too normal where are the freaks and how can i find them
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wolfie @qwbanana.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
is this twitter but literate
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