Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 38mEverything can act as a boat if you don't care about getting it back out of the water afterwards. 060
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My kids are huge fans, which I feel is an indicator I haven't messed up too badly. 000
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My youngest brother used to do this to break up fights between the rest of us. By the time we got done chasing him around, we'd forgotten whatever was the issue. 010
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would simply like them to stop conducting psychological warfare on the entire population. 100
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Russia is doing that old joke, "Doc it hurts when I do this!" Except "this" is like, "[punching self in the balls repeatedly for no reason]" 120
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So I continued just doing as much of the actual cooking and menu planning as I could, and to stay out of her way otherwise! 040
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I told my wife I'd happily pay extra for the grocery delivery or even curbside if it made her life easier and proceeded to get a detailed breakdown of how "this broccoli is mediocre" waterfalls through the entire weekly menu plan, ending with "So no, it'd make my life HARDER." 140
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Betting apps are so obviously A Bad Thing that the freaking Senate has banned them (like, internally, for Senate personnel). 000
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yeah my current daily driver is a stick, I put it in storage while I was stationed in Japan, and I'm going to drive it until it dies entirely. (Which, being a Honda, is going to take a very long time.) 020
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah, this portends a Discovery Phase opening on a Jovial overtone. 041
Reposted by QuickdrawKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776352127
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Completely agreed. I almost wasn't sure if I was actually tasting the chicken or if my brain was just filling in a space between "waffle" and "syrup" because it expected to. 030
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The year is now practically over; propose to follow up after the holidays. 000
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(you appear to already have this part handled)static.klipy.comPerson Jumps In and Out of DumpsterALT: Person Jumps In and Out of Dumpster 120
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I haven't been back to my home area code since my first enlistment, and I'd be able to retire soon. 000
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kyota-san lays bare the universality of Japanese culture better than anyone else alive. 010
Reposted by Quickdraw#NAFO AirBonk Forces @airbonk.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026What air defense doing? 3221
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And if it means foreign nations, our allies and partners train with US forces in Cali all the time. 050
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026These are the same people who say "economic security is national security" —which is somehow true only when it's convenient to their argument. 122
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'd love to hear some stats on the "support" respondents on their opinions re DOGE checks and tariff rebates. Object permanence was nice while we had it, as a species. 010
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I hear literally anyone say they are going to Japan I tell them to bring an extra bag for omiyage. Then I have to explain the whole concept. 110
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Which category contains "people who just asked Grok for a summary of the readings"? 050
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Man honestly I'm almost more jealous than anything. Fundamentally incompatible with my own life but always something I would have enjoyed trying, I'm certain. 110
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Who's freaking out about not getting paid? We're on a CR until December. 110
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Absolutely spot-on. Everyone else has been chasing the high we got in one shot, and clearly never quite got there. 020
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ALMOST... every single thing I was issued at Parris Island in 2007 is still a legitimate uniform item, and the one thing we've added since then was a free one-time issue. The rest of y'all, though, have been through at least one change of every single item in that time. Pouring one out for you. 190
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Always a sign you're physical therapy-ing right, though! 110
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Redirect them to Washington DC so they can whine about it into a television camera? 020
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Literally sending this to the family chat server because this is my son. 030
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I try very much not to. My workplace makes this challenging. 110
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026PCSed overseas: I'm not drinking any more. PCSed back CONUS: Not drinking any LESS either, though. 040
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If my stay-home pay was $200k/year, you'd never see me. 280
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"Polygraphs still bullshit pseudoscience, click for the full story." 130
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Hormuz traffic is hovering about 10% of pre-war on a good day, there's no renewal happening here. 000
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A little technique makes all the difference here. Core childhood memory. My dad would make it on weekends, it was a real treat. My mom was so stupendously kitchen-deficient, her version on the weekends was simultaneously burnt to a crisp, cold, and soggy. 011
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I made a dummy account purely for my current assignment, only touch it via work devices, and I am absolutely deleting it the moment I move on. All the once-overblown hyperbole about it being a cesspit has come true and I'm glad I locked up and left when we all did. 040
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I am currently stuck dealing with it for work and holy SHIT does it suck now. 170
Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Love it. Mine join me in the garage for lifting and I'll explain stuff like "this weighs more than both of you and your mom" before deadlifting. 030