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@quickdraw.bsky.social
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Not actually ANYONE'S Platoon Sergeant (but I'll try to help anyway). Dadjokes, Venn diagrams, and shreds of other hobbies I rarely have time for. (he/him)

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 38m
Everything can act as a boat if you don't care about getting it back out of the water afterwards.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh this is off to a good start already!
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I am Thor!" "You're Thor?" "Well it hurtth."
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Good* staff work is invisible.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kids are huge fans, which I feel is an indicator I haven't messed up too badly.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My youngest brother used to do this to break up fights between the rest of us. By the time we got done chasing him around, we'd forgotten whatever was the issue.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would simply like them to stop conducting psychological warfare on the entire population.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russia is doing that old joke, "Doc it hurts when I do this!" Except "this" is like, "[punching self in the balls repeatedly for no reason]"
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I continued just doing as much of the actual cooking and menu planning as I could, and to stay out of her way otherwise!
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I told my wife I'd happily pay extra for the grocery delivery or even curbside if it made her life easier and proceeded to get a detailed breakdown of how "this broccoli is mediocre" waterfalls through the entire weekly menu plan, ending with "So no, it'd make my life HARDER."
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Betting apps are so obviously A Bad Thing that the freaking Senate has banned them (like, internally, for Senate personnel).
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah my current daily driver is a stick, I put it in storage while I was stationed in Japan, and I'm going to drive it until it dies entirely. (Which, being a Honda, is going to take a very long time.)
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, this portends a Discovery Phase opening on a Jovial overtone.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Once more unto the fucking breach."
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Just gotta make it through this week[end]"
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feeling this in my very bones.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have we learned nothing from War Thunder?!
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They say "good staff work is invisible."
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Completely agreed. I almost wasn't sure if I was actually tasting the chicken or if my brain was just filling in a space between "waffle" and "syrup" because it expected to.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The year is now practically over; propose to follow up after the holidays.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(you appear to already have this part handled)
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Person Jumps In and Out of Dumpster
ALT: Person Jumps In and Out of Dumpster
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven't been back to my home area code since my first enlistment, and I'd be able to retire soon.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kyota-san lays bare the universality of Japanese culture better than anyone else alive.
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#NAFO AirBonk Forces @airbonk.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
What air defense doing?
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And if it means foreign nations, our allies and partners train with US forces in Cali all the time.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These are the same people who say "economic security is national security" —which is somehow true only when it's convenient to their argument.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd love to hear some stats on the "support" respondents on their opinions re DOGE checks and tariff rebates. Object permanence was nice while we had it, as a species.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tina and Jeff forever.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I hear literally anyone say they are going to Japan I tell them to bring an extra bag for omiyage. Then I have to explain the whole concept.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drive less but also RTO.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Which category contains "people who just asked Grok for a summary of the readings"?
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man honestly I'm almost more jealous than anything. Fundamentally incompatible with my own life but always something I would have enjoyed trying, I'm certain.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who's freaking out about not getting paid? We're on a CR until December.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely spot-on. Everyone else has been chasing the high we got in one shot, and clearly never quite got there.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ALMOST... every single thing I was issued at Parris Island in 2007 is still a legitimate uniform item, and the one thing we've added since then was a free one-time issue. The rest of y'all, though, have been through at least one change of every single item in that time. Pouring one out for you.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Always a sign you're physical therapy-ing right, though!
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[ding ding] Chesterton, arriving.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Redirect them to Washington DC so they can whine about it into a television camera?
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Literally sending this to the family chat server because this is my son.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I try very much not to. My workplace makes this challenging.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PCSed overseas: I'm not drinking any more. PCSed back CONUS: Not drinking any LESS either, though.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If my stay-home pay was $200k/year, you'd never see me.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Polygraphs still bullshit pseudoscience, click for the full story."
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hormuz traffic is hovering about 10% of pre-war on a good day, there's no renewal happening here.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A little technique makes all the difference here. Core childhood memory. My dad would make it on weekends, it was a real treat. My mom was so stupendously kitchen-deficient, her version on the weekends was simultaneously burnt to a crisp, cold, and soggy.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made a dummy account purely for my current assignment, only touch it via work devices, and I am absolutely deleting it the moment I move on. All the once-overblown hyperbole about it being a cesspit has come true and I'm glad I locked up and left when we all did.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am currently stuck dealing with it for work and holy SHIT does it suck now.
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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love it. Mine join me in the garage for lifting and I'll explain stuff like "this weighs more than both of you and your mom" before deadlifting.
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