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Quickdraw

@quickdraw.bsky.social

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Not actually ANYONE'S Platoon Sergeant (but I'll try to help anyway). Dadjokes, Venn diagrams, and shreds of other hobbies I rarely have time for. (he/him)

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Vennception.

A Venn diagram about Venn diagrams, showing the intersection of " people who invented diagrams" and " people born on August 4th 1834” as John Venn.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Many of them are *older* than Grandpa Simpson.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I love that I can't get people onto a modern, secure, cross-platform messaging platform because they want to share an inbox with this

A spam text message promising retirement riches over WhatsApp for some reason.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Went up to Baltimore for Sail250, to see and tour the tall ships of various nations. I complimented the Swedish naval academy students on the barcode on the side of their ship. The young Ensign was confused. I explained, "So you can Scandinavian."

A Scandinavian flag hangs from the back of a masted sailing vessel. A larger Peruvian vessel sits in the background.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My Coast Guard homies are awesome and I absolutely piledrive any Marine who talks shit on them with this other picture from WWII.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Youngest loves music so I put VLC their phone and we use a converter to get MP3s (protects from youtube rabbitholing). Today they wanted a new tranche of music converted. Says to me, "Please help me install more music on my traffic cone." Reminded me of

An image of a protestor whacking riot cops with a traffic cone; the text reads "Protestor helps cop install VLC media player." The joke's context is that VLC's icon has always been an orange traffic cone.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

An Imperial officer says, "It's an older meme Sir, but it checks out."

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Pretty sure I got this off @lethalityjane.bsky.social 8 years ago, and man, it was downright adorable that I thought I understood the meme back then.

4-panel meme of Gru from Despicable Me, laying out the brilliant plan:
1, Get Promoted
2, Affect Planning
3, Attend More Meetings
[he stares in disappointment at] 3, Attend More Meetings

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

two-panel meme
"It's beautiful."
"I've looked at this for five hours now."

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

a "slaps roof of car" meme. The text: "*slaps roof of battleship* we can (not)build so many amphibs with this"

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

TFW getting back into my cardio groove after being injured since the spring.

A highway sign indicates a geographical feature, displaying the name of a river: "Difficult Run."

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

A two panel meme in the "through Jihad" meme format, of a Sheikh asking a rhetorical question: "How do you think he got wise? By being wrong."

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Happy Birthday Coast Guard!

A black and white photo of two World War 2 Marines standing in the jungle holding a sign. They hold a sign reading "Marines salute Coast Guard for their big part in the invasion of Guam. They put us here and we intend to stay." By their expressions, they've seen some shit on this island already, but are going to keep taking the fight to the enemy.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Johnny Depp, as Hunter S Thompson in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, asks, "Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Coming back to add: Bertucci field watches. This is my daily driver at work.

A Bertucci field watch, black with date window, on a black elastic strap with red stitching.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Behold: the clam before the storm.

A single, closed clam sits on a rocky ledge overlooking a storm-churned sea. Overhead, the sun shines weakly through a veil of gray clouds, failing to pierce through.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I woke up to this meme before any other Korea-related news today, which was helpful.

An image of a (fake, non-existent) tweet by the President of South Korea. The tweet reads "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters," referencing a meme tweet with the same text.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

The sun sets into the sea off a rugged rocky coast.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Family vacation to mainland Japan. Still managed to celebrate the Marine Corps birthday, though: found these yellow footprints on the sidewalk and my family surprised me with (chocolate) crayons.

A sidewalk with painted yellow footprints, the photographer standing astride them. In his hand, nearer the camera, a foil-wrapped candy shaped like a crayon.

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Quickdraw @quickdraw.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

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