Rewatching Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room and omg there's only one normal person in this story and it's the Fortune reporter
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24 - Life is a great big bang-up
24 - Life is a great big bang-up
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[Review]
My girlfriend dragged me there last night as part of some "D.C. Bucket List" bullshit she's been obsessed with. I didn't want to go, but I figured, fine, I'll give it a shot. Worst fucking decision l've made in a long time.
The whole experience was a goddamn fucking disaster and terrible service, food that tasted like absolute shit, and a bill that nearly made me lose my fucking mind.
Let's talk about the service...... It was fucking awful.
The staff treated us like we were lucky to even be there, like we should be kissing their asses for the privilege of sitting down. I was dressed in formal clothes not looking like some fucking slob politician in a hoodie and cargo shorts and they still acted like we didn't belong.
We waited forever for water, and once the food came, they didn't give a shit about us. The place reeked of fake exclusivity, like they were too good for anyone else. Honestly, the whole crowd inside looked like they were auditioning for some wannabe KGB agent role, trying way too hard to look important.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3vyl2i7k2fuk7lbnmlxh3vof/bafkreifjkkx6kybf2qc27bxyndqgxccg2s7bcz6ctep2ebad6kdsxnbiw4)
