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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee

@queerderg.bsky.social
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🐉32🐉 Pan/Gray Ace dragon. Part time raccoon. They/Them. Writer. 18+ please. Pfp by JulieKarbon.

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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A picture of Romanian socialist dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu presented here with no further context required.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love the future...
Screenshot from IQAir app, an air quality monitoring app, showing a AQI of 420 marked "Hazardous", the highest severity ranking available.

Illustrating that severity is an image on the right side showing a cartoon man's face wearing a gas mask.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
10/10, no notes
Picture of relic skeleton dressed in gilded armor and posed standing with sword. Picture was taken in the Catacombs of St. Pancratius.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Screencapture of a scene from Mel Brook's Spaceballs (1987). The scene is the metatextual "we are at now" bit. The image shows Dark Helmet on the left looking directly into the camera with a bewildered expression. To his right is his second attempting to explain what is happening. Behind them is a small TV screen showing the same image captured from the film cameras using new technology that allows the characters to view the movie before its done being made. A crewman is sat at the VCR player, back to the cameras. To the right of the screen is a rack of shelves with VCR tapes on them and the name "Mr. Rental" printed above.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just leaving this here...don't know why...certaintly not because we have a republican president claiming victory after throughly fucking everything up.
Infamous picture of President George W. Bush giving his even more infamous Mission Accomplished Speech on the flight deck of an American aircraft carrier. On the carrier's tower is the even even more infamous Mission Accomplished Banner where "Mission Accomplished" is tackily photoshopped over an image of the American flag.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gerald R. Ford's final boss
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
What makes it Miller Lite flavored? Does it piss in my mouth?
A true horror beyond humankind's comprehension, a LTO Pringles variety that proudly announces it is beer cheeseburger flavored showing a cheeseburger on the bottom of the can and behind it, towering omniously, a Miller Lite can.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was joking about the Mar a Largo papacy.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Same guy
A commoner enemy from hit game Elden Ring, in profile, showing off his well-cultivated gamer neck
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
10/10 no notes, Wikipedia App
Due to a bug where an old page image finds it way to a different page in the Wikipedia App, it happens when a link opens the app while data was cached from a earlier in-app search, German journalist and "New Woman" Sylvia von Harden's (1894-1963), who is most known for being the subject of a painting by Otto Dix in the New Objectivist style, page image is replaced with that of a Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightening II joint strike fighter.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
We fly it out on the RC-1!
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is literally the admin's policy today.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Going back to classic queer dragon Markrios. This is corny as fuck but this little fucker saved my life.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Screencap showing the Joker played by Jack Nicholson in Batman '89. Here, Joker is out of clown makeup revealing the horrific rictus grin he permantly has. It horrifingly resembles the same exaggerated grin on the "improved" Trump wax model.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The "Don't make me tap the sign" meme used for effect to drive the point across. The aforementioned sign reads "There isn't a mechanism available to 'cancel elections.' Focus on the real shit he's doing."
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day! I may be a raccoon most days now but Mochi is always my big scaly boy! Art by @simplytaggo.bsky.social
Big green dragon with rotund belly, frumpy, stout, fatDragonite with parcel bag. Perfect pear shape. Brown bandana arlund neck. Teal wings.Green dragon with rectangular glasses, funky background with green, yellow, and teal polygonal pattern.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Found a picture of the meeting
A screencap from a Simpsons episode showing a meeting of the Springfield Republican Party led by Mr. Burns. In attendance is Krusty, Dracula, among other villains.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
10/10 old-fashioned at the Old Goat here. Damn good
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Clearly, we need to ban ice cream from the beaches.
Joke line graph showing a supposed direct correlation between monthly frequency of shark attacks and monthly number of  ice cream sales at a beach. The peak of the graph is in the month of July.

The implication being that ice cream is causing shark attacks but this is a classic example of the correlation equals causation fallacy as it could be that a third variable, number of visitors to the beach, is behind the rise in both variables during the summer months.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Hi there, friend!
Photograph of a Ford F250 side mirror with a mature praying mantis.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Painting titled "Mexico Por La Libertad" showing a majestic golden eagle whose wings reflect the green, white, and red of the Mexican flag biting and tearing apart a Nazi German flag whose swastika is being shorn by the eagle's talon.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Another vista of the Imperial City taken from the backroad connecting Weynon Priory to Bruma.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster. In the distance is the White-Gold Tower and Imperial City within the Heartlands valley. In the foreground are trees and the path leading up the hills from Weynon Priory to Bruma.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
A moment of serenity along the backroad from Chorrol to Bruma.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster showing a part of the backroad between Bruma and Chorrol. In the foreground going off to the right is a wooden plank bridge spanning white water rapids. A waterfall is in the center. Its waters feeding the lower rapids. In the background are the riding hills, then mountains, of the northern Jeralls
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In the original, Cheydinhal never really appealed to me. The remaster made it into one of the most beautiful cities in Oblivion and now its up there alongside Skingrad and Leyawiin as my favorite cities.
A screencapture taken in Cheydinhal in the Oblivion remaster. In the foreground is a covered bridge over a gentle stream. The background peeks into the Guild square showing the many two story Tudor style houses of the city.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My Xbox 360's memory is full of screenshots taken of the Imperial City from the mountains and surrounding countryside. See no reason why my Series S is no different.
A screencapture of the Imperial City and the White-Gold Tower in the background above the visible horizon so it appears as if it's floating. In the foreground, an Imperial legionnaire is sitting outside the Roxey Inn north of the Imperial City.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Who or what exactly was the "Sky Ruler"? Reman Cyrodiil? Is it the translated Akaviri word for dragonborn? Any lore enthusiasts out there with theories for the least mysterious mystery of Oblivion?
A screencapture of the interior of Sky Ruler Temple north of Bruma. It is just past twilight and most of the temple is illuminated only by the soft orange light of four large exterior braziers along thr stepped path up to the temple's great hall.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Oblivion portals look like true hellgates that spill intense heat and demonic energy into the land.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster showing a the remastered Oblivion gate outside Kvatch. It is far more detailed than the original and has its own innate glow that gives a real impression of heat not present in the original game.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Pretty sure everyone whose played past the tutorial in the remaster has seen this. Sunrise over the Jeralls. It was the first moment (other than the wrinkles on Uriel's face) that I was shocked at how the remaster looks.
A screencapture from the Oblivion remaster showing the view right out of the tutorial sewers north of the Imperial City. A dock and Lake Rumare lie in the foreground while the Ayleid ruins of Vilverin lay on the opposite bank. In the background are the imposing Jerall Mountains with the sun rising over them.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Compare to ytd. Drop's comparable to when first he discussed tariffs around inauguration. These tariffs are like a sledgehammer to our economy.
YTD graph of the S&P 500 showing a dramatic drop around early to mid January, followed with a volatile recovery, then another dramatic fall at the present.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Find your friends. Find your space. Find your community. Solidarity is how we survive. It's how we fight. Didn't know what to say for this remembrance day this year except that.
Image commemorating the Transgender Day of Rememberance which is November 20. Text is in the colors of the Trans flag: pink, blue, and white. Above the text are 5 lit candles also in trans flag candles. They are reminders of the candlelight vigils held in remembrance of trans lives cut short.
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