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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee

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🐉32🐉 Pan/Gray Ace dragon. Part time raccoon. They/Them. Writer. 18+ please. Pfp by JulieKarbon.

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Phol 🔞 Comms OPEN 4/5 ! @pholarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst possible thing you could do about the diesel price is ban exports. People who push this have no idea how the global oil industry operates.
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Sir Space Dragon @sirspacedragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil and Silent Hill fans among my followers - we are eating GOOD this month
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"We got your fucking egg prices down you filthy peasants. Be more grateful."
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone panicking over the bond markets: it's going to be fine, okay. Trump will just threaten the yield rate with the tarrifs and if that doesn't work, he'll just send in the military. Everything will be just F I N E
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wow, the anchor of a news show named after a genocidal nationalist movement turns out to be a neo-nazi bastard! Who would have guessed!?
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Yorgy Darkwing @yorgydarkwing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, too. Too much man, way too much. God damn
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're playing Jolene and its taking all my strength to not cry.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That stings so bad. Still...processing her death...
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
DAZZLE CAMOFLAUGE DAZZLE CAMOFLAUGE DAZZLE CAMOFLAUGE
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A picture of Romanian socialist dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu presented here with no further context required.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Perry Johnson's really gunning for the GOP governor nomination. Lol guy's got Lyndon Larouche energy.
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Lord Crump @lordcrump.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
stop the shell snatcher! #papermario
This is a drawing of Mario, Kooper, Goombario, and a Fuzzy from Paper Mario 64. The three heroes are standing in front of Kooper's house while a Fuzzy is inside, the Fuzzy having stolen Kooper's shell
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The classical epics I claim to adore actually employ *eww* "postmodern" techniques that eschew an objective narrative in favor of a text meant to have multiple different meanings and interpetations!? I thought everything was written with absolute didacticism before 1967
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've long assumed that he thinks primaries are general elections, hence why he always congratulates himself when his lackeys win them.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lovesong, the Snake River Conspiracy cover
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Clausewitzian is when I'm big and they're not, right?
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
fish fear this man
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Slow-walking the Howe Bridge's opening, obscenely high tariffs on Canadian trade, there hasn't been an administration more hostile to the Michigan economy than this one.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
AI: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/ai-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: AI is trained on illegally scraped data.

FACT: No data is illegal on stolen land.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's supposed to be a science fiction trope of characters wearing respirators doinh everyday stuff because the air is so bad in Mega-City One or something It's not supposed to be real life.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love the future...
Screenshot from IQAir app, an air quality monitoring app, showing a AQI of 420 marked "Hazardous", the highest severity ranking available.

Illustrating that severity is an image on the right side showing a cartoon man's face wearing a gas mask.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He read the Epic of Gilgamesh and took away from it "well, I'm just built different."
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow, it's almost like having so much hate in one's heart is determintal for one's health. Rest in piss Lindsay Graham and (presumably) Mitch McConnell.
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Maureen Chuck @irmagherd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler
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OrlandoFox @orlandofox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the calm before the storm #zoobe #zoobebunny
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🌻spicy lil gremlin🌻姫ぴょんぴょん @bunnyshapes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's time
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is there a national government that detests the people of its capital more than the US?
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Johnson and Vance are competing to see who can be the most sauceless.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So many furries at Grand Rapids Pride today! They're everywhere!
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"I'm sorry, I was too focused on the dick pickles" -Marky c. 6/20/2026
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BIPOC Fur Hangout @bipocfurhangout.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
✊🏾Today is Juneteenth!✊🏾 Juneteenth commemorates the day in 1865 when Union troops finally enforced the Emancipation Proclamation in Galveston, Texas. It was TWO YEARS AFTER slaves were supposedly “free,” and marks the true effective end to cartel slavery of Black people in the US. #juneteenth
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I cannot even begin to explain how dumb this idea is. The image they have there showing it is laughable. The human body doesn't look like the helpfully colored and labeled diagrams in anatomy textbooks. Even if you could magically have genai not hallucinate, it is trained exvlusively on those images
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I feel so called out right now
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm queer and I'm a dragon. I'm a queer dragon(tm).
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just leaving this here...don't know why...certaintly not because we have a republican president claiming victory after throughly fucking everything up.
Infamous picture of President George W. Bush giving his even more infamous Mission Accomplished Speech on the flight deck of an American aircraft carrier. On the carrier's tower is the even even more infamous Mission Accomplished Banner where "Mission Accomplished" is tackily photoshopped over an image of the American flag.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When left to their own devices, stock brokers will create Enron.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A reminder that shiga-producing e. coli is potentionally deadly and is one of the pathogens pasteurization sterilizes. The more people this milk/cheese gets to, the higher the chance someone gets very sick and might die.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is rank eugenics masquerading as compassion.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If it's 358/2 days, shouldn't it just be 179 days?
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Guys, I think we'll be alright. The guy cannot put in the basic effort of ginning up his regime by shrouding himself in the past glories of our military (a necessity for a fascist regime). He can't help but skip to the end of regime building when the golden statue that turns to face the sun is built
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First line and already a fucking lie. Opera is partly defined by its opposition to new technology namely artifical amplification. There are no microphones in opera.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gerald R. Ford's final boss
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride everyone!
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rat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
finding the vape i lost months ago in my bed
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Anyone here think that our illustrious administration realizes that stringing a peace agreement along will they/won't they style is just letting Iran rearm themselves for when a peace ultimately fails to materialize.
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A Dragon in Desperate Need of Coffee @queerderg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Calling Vanilla Ice a music icon sure is an interesting way to put it but sure shit in my hand and call it gold.
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