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@queerbluesky.bsky.social
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Sky - 30s - she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ - getting progressively weirder and gayer despite the horrors

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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 3h
other highlights: -The startup sequence for AutoPilot is the Konami code ('cause you're cheating) -got a malfunction that gave me concussions when I hit things & an ability that gives speed boosts when concussed, so everything was fast & blurry - Goli is precious & I feel bad when I make her crash
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 10h
I've tried so many racing games over the years that just didn't hit how I wanted them to and this one literally feels like a mashup on all my favorites with a Star Wars coat of paint
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 11h
galactic racer is so fun, it's like Burnout, Motorstorm, and WipeOut had a crazy threesome and slay the spire was also there in the cuck chair being like "yes i love it when other, bigger games use my branching path map thing in a rougelite mode" and this process somehow made a baby with all of them
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
"I bet you're fun at parties", said with complete earnest sincerity
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@hermit_hwrang: "american *sees something happening americanly in america* what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???"
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's all because he and people in his orbit bought up dot si domain names before the announcement/EO. The whole thing is just an insider trading scam.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
damn, I'm most of these, good morning
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me 0.5 seconds after saying i don't think rodents of unusual size exist
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby you can coat my hard light bridge with propulsion gel anytime you want
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Fallenslopier 🔞 @fallenslopier.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Press space to say Apple
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fellas is it gay to find women attractive
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i've had people literally change pronouns on me as soon as i started talking 🫩
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
plus you get great returns on being supportive of plural people because each time you help one you're actually helping like three or five people
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
*holding a phonograph cylinder* "wax play? Uhhhh yeah, I sure hope it does"
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thomas the tank engine you'd think it would be because of the creepy and unsettling train faces (which didn't help) but it was actually because one time Percy crashed and spilled fruit and my child brain translated this to "Percy fucking died on television and they showed his guts spilling out"
Percy, a green train engine with a round face, with some orange goop on him. This is the moment that made me terrified to ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have socks exactly like those, i still think they're cute despite being in a place where tall wool socks are often way too damn warm
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Skyrdle 478 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Skyrdle 476 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they tried but they never made any progress because all the femboys kept getting hard every time they heard gordon ramsey say the phrase "fucking raw"
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is what the mascot looks like when you put on the glasses from They Live
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i kinda want this as a framed photo to hang above my bluray copy of madame web
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 05/09/2026
𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘷 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦, 04/09/26 (credit: @rotblossom.bsky.social)
B&W photo of me kneeling, paying respects at a shrine consisting of a bottle of vodka in a tin of tripe, a bag or Mr Beast Teriyaki Jerky and a DVD of Madame Web
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
cosplayer smoking with a despondent lookwoman in a maid dress drinking and smoking next to an akcosplayer drinking in bed
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if i simply carry a series of looney tunes style dialogue signs with me at all times instead of voice training
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skyrdle 474 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
orange steaks going off into a hazy blue horizon that looks like an eerie otherworldly image but is actually just an edited photograph of the light from a window cast on a wall through some blinds. they were kinda squiggly and I thought they looked neat
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i also remember trying to emulate a GBA game on it before trying Sleeping Dogs. No idea what the game was, but it displayed in a tiny GBMicro sized rectangle on like a switch/steam deck sized screen so I gave up on it.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had a dream that i don't remember most of, but i had a janky handheld console that was black and red with sharp angles and it had a weird handheld port of Sleeping Dogs on it that sucked to play because the insides of buildings were 2D side-scroller sections where enemies shot you from off screen.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Skyrdle 473 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Paul [Atreides] Wood @retroid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
amber is the color of whatever energy is preventing me from sleeping
a clock reading 3:11 (it doesn't say it, but it's AM)

so 311 is also a band that as far as I'm aware are a one hit wonder for Amber, a song that's all like "amber is the color of your energy woah-oh" so like that's the joke if you didn't get it or were wondering why I was talking about the color of amber when the background behind the clock is blue or whatever
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*writing notes* mouse girls like it when you fuck the cheese
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the government is keeping them in the cheese caves to fuck the holes into the swiss
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Skyrdle 472 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feminize a band name
the Bad Omens logo with a poorly drawn W to make it Bad Womens
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Chaos @shed.gay · 22/08/2026
This has been on of those posts which has lived in my head rent free to the point that when I DJ'd last month I made sure to reference it, I'm not sure if anyone at #EMFcamp got the joke or not but it was for me so that's not the point.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was strongly considering making this my list as a bit
the 9 game grid but it's every half life game, including episodes and expansions, plus portal 1 & 2
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's finally on PC! As much as I'm opposed to giving Konami money in general these days, I'm glad MGS4 is no longer imprisoned on the PS3
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9. Limbo - Limbo made me feel unsettled in a way no game I'd played before really had. If Portal is the game that made me appreciate unique mechanics, Limbo is the one that made me appreciate sheer vibes. Mechanically, it's a simple enough puzzle platformer, but god damn it had *atmosphere* to it.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
8. Titanfall 2-The campaign is a delight start to finish, the movement is fun as fuck, and it's one of the few games where I actually stuck with the multiplayer for a while. After I played this it just made me sad that every FPS I played after it wasn't this. Let me wall run Give me grappling hooks
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
7. Bloodborne I adore the vibes of this world and enemy designs, but it also has a special place in my heart as the one that made souls-like games click. I bounced off of Dark Souls and Demon Souls, but the way Bloodborne forces you to play aggressively made it all finally make sense in my brain.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6. Metal Gear Solid 4 This was the first MGS game I played and it's a wild series to start at the end. It's weird and confusing even *with* context, so I was lost the whole time but I had a blast and went back and played the rest of the series. the way ocelot says "BROTHER!" is still a vocal stim
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4 & 5. Burnout 3/Motorstorm More stand-ins for their respective series, these games are different enough that they get their own entries, but their influence was the same; my taste in racing games and my taste in music. If a racing game doesn't have a boost button or let me wreck I don't want it.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
3. Advance Wars - one of my first and favorite GBA games, it was my first taste of turn based strategy and it's still one of my favorites. Every turn-based strategy I try out I'm always comparing it to Advance Wars and then being sad when it's not like Advance Wars (except WarGroove, they nailed it)
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2. Portal - Also a stand-in for the series as Portal 2 is also an important game to me, but Portal 1 deserves special recognition because it gave me a lasting appreciation for games that do something interesting, do it well, and don't drag on. And the writing affects my sense of humor to this day.
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. Half-Life, here standing in for the entire series because it was one of my first introductions to PC gaming and my introduction to that kind of first-person storytelling. The commentary tracks gave me insights into game dev that changed how I looked at games. Easily one of my most-replayed series
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🃏Sky🃏 @queerbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9 games that had an influence on me; I know this like engagement bait or whatever, but it was fun to actually think about this in terms of "influence" and not just best or favorite (although there is much crossover)
My 9 games (list and more details in replies)
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