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eulalia

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she/her/hers/joe/G. fuckery whisperer. baroness of bullshit. jill of all trades & mistress of none. i have the nerve to walk my own way. © zora neale hurston

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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 2h
y'know what? i'd allow this even though i still want tyler to *redacted*
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 2h
i'm incredibly biased, but please let me have this gsv sweep. kthx. #wnba
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Nisei Lounge @niseilounge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you can’t make it in you can still support Carolanne here: www.gofundme.com/f/support-ca...
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Donate to Support Carolanne’s Fight Against Leukemia, organized by Stevie Keese
I’m creating this fundraiser on behalf of my cousin, Carolanne Vann, a vibra… Stevie Keese needs your support for Support Carolanne’s Fight Against Leukemia
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Nisei Lounge @niseilounge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Join us tonight for White Sox playoff baseball watching and just as importantly to support our neighbor’s fundraiser for Nisei friend Carolanne as she fights leukemia. @drinkhighwest sampling 8-9pm and some cool drawings for supporters too. Drink for good!
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hate this for us 😭
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
know how i know shit is fucked up right now? my therapist needed to reschedule tonight's session and i was low-key relieved because i can stay at work longer and try to get caught up. 😶
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man's Heartfelt Laugh
Alt: denzel washington breathing a sigh of relief
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"and now, a message from meta" if y'all don't fuck all the way off...
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
let me tell you what the fuck i'm not about to do...
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
are you there, black jesus? it's me, eulalia. i think i'm ready to manifest some manageable work-sponsored travel(s) in my life. thy will be done or whatever. amen.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've seen two slightly different versions of what could be future me in as many weeks. both of them appeared to be living their best lives while making new friends and/or catching up with people they already knew. i'd be more than ok with that in my future.
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A few more days left to submit writing for my collab zine "Act Your Age: Fandom at 35+ and Beyond - Vol. 4" This issue is focused on toxic fandoms. Find out more and submit something below! All contributors get two copies of the zine. Deadline: Oct 9 tinyurl.com/ActYrAge4
 A square promotional graphic with a bright yellow border and a black background. Large white text at the top reads, “ZINE CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: ACT YOUR AGE: FANDOM AT 35+ AND BEYOND – VOL 4.”

The graphic asks, “Were you a fan before stan culture took over the internet?” and invites thoughts on “toxic fandoms, celebrity obsession, parasocial relationships, online pile-ons, or how fandom has changed?” A white speech bubble near the upper right contains the word “Toxic!” in yellow handwritten-style lettering with a black shadow.

Additional text says the zine is looking for personal essays, stories, comics, art, and other creative work from fans age 35 and older reflecting on fandom, past and present.

A large underlined link near the bottom reads “tinyurl.com/ActYrAge4.” The bottom right reads, “Deadline: Oct 9, 2026.”
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i didn't even plan it but i definitely wasn't mad about it, lol
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kaytranada's "got it good" and de la soul's "breakadawn" came on back-to-back while i was on a walk earlier and that might've helped heal me a little bit. 🙌🏿
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
past me really scheduled a mammogram for october 1, which is a little too on the nose for your girl. i'll try to do better next year.😭
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
someone's out of office note said they'd be back on the 31st of september and things are just wonky enough that i briefly wondered if that was their way of saying they're never coming back 😭
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a bus passenger just wondered aloud if the cta still has tokens and i'm not quite sure if they were being serious. as someone who used to keep a stash of tokens (and quarters to pay the purple line express surcharge) at the ready, i am amused and entertained by this. #adventuresoncta
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
andy dalton vs. case keenum in 2026. who had this on their bingo card?
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"as" and "joy inside my tears."
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love nisei, i love malort, and i love people who love baseball, so i have that going for me or something.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the gorilla is for sand racing
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
claudio has both made my night and saved my life more than once. i am forever grateful. 🫡😋
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your friendly neighborhood mel @geekmisconduct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 9to5 Day to all who celebrate!
The late, great Dolly Parton playing a saxophone
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i would science this! stay tuned...
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
saw "if i go will they miss me" tonight. still processing but this might be the most gorgeously shot movie i've seen since "moonlight." i want to watch it again at home so i can pause and reflect on certain scenes. go see it if it's playing near you.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kdc.bsky.social i bought my 1st candy corn of the season last night and thought of you, lol. it's our time!
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@niseilounge.bsky.social here's to the last day baseball game of the regular season, internet granddad. 🫡🍻
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i've definitely been that guy
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
listening to a mix that went from the wobble to gasolina to murder she wrote and i think a piece of my soul just ascended while i'm stuck here at the office trying not to bodyroll in my chair.💃🏿
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a sales rep sent a thank-you note to me and one of my teammates and while i'm pretty sure they used ai to draft/prompt some of it*, i'm trying to focus on the gesture itself. *i've worked with them enough to know their tone and i also know they're a fan of copilot/other internal ai tools 🙃
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
people: do you have a whistle on your necklace? me: yes. them: why? me: because fuck 🧊. almost all of them, thankfully: oh hell yeah. that's what's up.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that was dreadful
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
5th and final day of employee appreciation week. one generic email from senior leadership. had to break the friday rule because someone couldn't be bothered to block their calendar for work travel next week. heard about some upcoming changes that will make the rest of the year vv interesting.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is the same division head who once had a meeting at 6:30am local time that i noped out of, and since attendance was strongly encouraged to the point of being damn near mandatory, i kinda felt like i had to join this one.🙃
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
day 4 of employee appreciation week. zero generic emails from senior leadership. i used my work from home day today since the head of our division decided having a meeting at 7am local time was a good idea. at least it was only an hour instead of the originally scheduled 90 minutes?
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh i am going to have THOUGHTS on this during our next hangout
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i love me some swag and/or tchotchkes, but i'd rather not rep my employer when i'm off the clock. they have more than enough money to give out gift cards vs. stuff, but what do i know?
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
day 3 of employee appreciation week. only 1 generic email from senior leadership. despite my best efforts, i didn't get to the office in time to watch today's 8am event on zoom, but i caught most of it on my phone. counting that as a win since i was actually interested in today's discussion.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
allowing myself to repeat myself because why is this still a thing? list the prices upfront before tickets go on sale so people can govern themselves accordingly!
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
some people ordered pizza and chipotle for lunch and i'm glad i still wear a mask around the office because it definitely smells crazy in here. a team that sits nearby wore matching t-shirts today and thankfully my boss isn't about that life because nope.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this year's gift is a tote bag that i'd consider using if it wasn't so flimsy and didn't have the corporate logo on it, a baseball cap with the corporate logo on it that i'm never gonna wear because i don't wear hats like that, and a branded water bottle that i might actually use at some point.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
day 2 of employee appreciation week: skipped today's kickoff event because i didn't care enough to dial in at 8am local time, and received 3 more generic emails from senior leadership.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good boy. 13/10 would boop.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
still one of my all-time favorite comedy bits
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyway...stay tuned for more updates throughout the week! i'm sure you're as excited about this as i am. 🤭
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if they really cared about employee wellbeing, they wouldn't charge for access to the employee-only fitness center in the building, but maybe that's just me.🤷🏿‍♀️
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh, and i can't forget about the free flu shots this week! never mind that (employer) offers those every year during flu season, but, y'know, they're so focused on wellbeing during employee appreciation week that they wanted to make it easier for people or something?
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
our team found out on friday that we get a work from home day this week, which of course is being positioned as a thank you even though some people are still on a hybrid schedule.
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eulalia @queeneulalia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's day 1 of employee appreciation week. i missed the town hall with (ceo), but came in to at least 4 generic emails & a video from senior leadership. there are decorations on our floor, but only on 1 side because the other side is being renovated later this week, and none in the area where i sit.
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