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Sarah 🫀🦇

@quarkitty.bsky.social
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🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 vegan nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she/her

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 14h
Big Bird is emailing me at 12:30am, smh. Go to bed honey, you’re only 6 and a half years old.
Sesame Street newsletter sent at 12:30
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 16h
I got a “wow” at work today and I am taking this small high and making it into a mountain, oH wait everyone shut up, there’s new HAY BALES OUT, go out and play!!
My husband leaning on a hay bale The river with a lot of geese out!
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A lot of owning a black cat is trying to brighten photos of her so that she isn’t just a backlit amorphous blob.
A black cat that is barely anything more than a shape of a cat
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
100 page WIP check in, oh YEAH, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on YOU?
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I’m anxious, I look at old department store catalogues and it’s surprisingly calming. Let’s get matching pajamas: Me and WHOMST?
80s pajamas, delightfully silly looking. Some have cats on them, cat paw prints, one is striped and colorful. They are all very long and comfy looking.
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Read. Oh I’m finally free. I didn’t dislike it, but Mieville is wonderful at ideas but often falters in his actual storytelling imo. The last 100 or so pages were excellent, the first 100 were excellent…the rest, bloated. I truly WISH I enjoyed it more, believe me!
Perdido street station by china mieville
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My bestie sent me this old ad and I need you, yes you, to see it too. A nice break from Bart doing all the heavy Butterfinger lifting.
A butterfinger ad with patty and Selma from the Simpsons eating the candy. It says: no man will make you this happy.
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I must commend these geese, they are simply outstanding in their field.
Geese hanging out in a field
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The possum has been named Patsy and she has been approved by the discerning members of the household.
A possum plush in the jaws of a metal skull A possum plush nestled next to a tabby cat
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Read. A stark comparison to ‘male survival’ stories, one marked by boundaries: both the physical, unexplained, invisible dystopian one that creates our story and ones of limitations: her physical weakness, lack of knowledge, and solitude. Much to think about, in a few directions!
The wall by marlen haushofer
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She HANGS from her tail with a string. Post-Possum life is perfect.
Mirror selfie with the possum
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My new friend made me a possum and life can now be divided neatly into Ante-Possum (A.P.) & Post-Possum (P.P.), it is that important. (She needs a name!)
Me holding a possum crotchet plush
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They really said: “No! You left! You left the US and now you don’t get to see!” (Lmaooo yes I love his statue and I’d love to see it!)
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s her month. Does she know? Is there a single synapse in that conker?
A black cat staring
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aldi is selling a toy check out cash register, everything’s gonna be alright.
A wooden Aldi supermarket toy shaped like a check out cash register
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Halloween socks are a year-round occurrence but now I feel timely.
Mirror selfie! Hi!
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My WIP has hit the same word count as The Great Gatsby, call me Old Sport.
Photo of me in a black and red demon dress
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I didn’t know it could get longer! Or rather, SHORTER. I learned the word semidemiquaver from an item on a game when I was a teen and thought it was the funniest thing on earth. Thrilled to learn it goes deeper.
A item from the game Neopets called Your Semidemiquaver & You
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You come into MY home and tell me this is supposed to taste like gingerbread?? Where? Show me where, Pepsi. Because I’m swirling it in my glass like red wine and I don’t detect a hint. Must I decant it too??
Sugar free gingerbread Pepsi
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feeling very targeted by these tomatoes. They are going to nail thesis to my door.
Tomatoes called Luther tomatoes with a logo showing, yes, Martin Luther
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Read. A philosophical question as novella, based on a real migrant boat capsizing in the English Channel. There is a punch in the third section that wounded me and I feel is fatalistically accurate about placing placating words over moral action. And oh, it’s a Dua Lipa pick?
Small boat by Vincent Delacroix
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a) series count as one book, don’t @ me b) these have all in some ways at least slightly affected the trajectory of Myself c) I am obvious! I am PREDICTABLE! Highly regarded thing: GOOD? Yes!
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm, is that tasty? Is that gourmet? Is that good, babes?
A tabby cat licking her own back foot
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, if you even care.
An old medical manuscript diagram
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nettle needs a dental plan, just look at her chompers.
A tabby cat from below, you can see her teeth poking out
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Read. Richly perceptive, a character study of a young girl entering academia and the world of heartache, THIS is the novel I WANT to write. Playful in its multilingualism, I deeply related to the main character in all her youthful naivety, even if I’m old enough to know better.
The idiot by elif batuman
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At the Asian grocery store and you know what that means: it’s rice slapping time.
A big bag of rice getting slapped by my hand Yet another bag of rice getting slapped!
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve made a compilation of these guys and they are my angels:
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I cannot tell if I’m just nostalgically love sick for NJ or if the Kate Spade pizza purse is actually the greatest thing on earth but I do know that I want to wear this around Germany. The little pepper flake shaker…!
A gaudy purse shaped like a pizza box with a pepper flake and shaker cheese shaped charm
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mock Ivy for being a crusty demon all the time, but the record state she is a beautiful panther of a cat. Sometimes.
A black cat with yellow eyes
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Knock-off Mickey Mouse at the fair against the perfectly white sky is kind of haunting.
Pretty much what the text post says. Mickey is painted poorly and wearing a red wizard robe. It looks cheap and funny.
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did the nine albums that defined you thing because I love being self-indulgent and spending too much time considering Options.
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come over and clean my mirror for me.
Mirror selfie and yeah it needs a cleaning
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A (true) haiku: Ordered a coffee. Immediately spilled it. Call that libations.
Me on my balcony (it’s nice out!) in a velvet dress and a lace choker necklace
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was looking at old Frankenstein covers and I love this old Penguin edition. He looks like me after an ill-advised extra glass of wine.
A vintage copy of Frankenstein, with the penguin logo on it looking a bit tipsy, arms and legs outward
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing says German unity day fair like uhhh a gonk droid and beautiful human-made airbrushed copyright infringement. Genuinely.
The river A gonk droid modelThe blues brothers airbrushed on a ride Sebastian the crab airbrushed on a ride
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s MY pope!
The pope holding a baseball bat with text that says Delete this AI slop.
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‪A lifetime of being told that wearing a hat indoors is rude is yelling at me right now.‬
Mirror pic of my outfit (a long lace black dress) complete with a big black hat
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was born in the wrong generation, I was born to be ritually sacrificed to a tree.
Photo of me on my balcony wearing a huge black sun hat, lace gloves, a black dress, and bone earrings. Hiya!
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s giving:
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big shame that my cats don’t care for many toys because I, personally, ME, need them to play with a Capurrnet bottle.
Cat toys shaped like a margarita and a wine bottle
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The horrors, sure. The mortal coil, yeah, I know. But it’s denim jacket season, babes.
A coral red rose A field on a sunny partly cloudy day
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Read. Perfectly structured, you can take any sentence of this and marvel at its craft, pull it apart, and suck out the juice. I loved how it handled temporarily, both taking place in a single day and within conscious memory, brilliantly weaving between both. I am taking NOTES.
Mrs dalloway - Virginia Woolf
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She knocked over the lamp on the balcony, laid down, and screamed for attention. Diva diva diva.
A black cat laying next to a fallen lamp
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The higher the hair, the closer to God, therefore macaronis were basically angels.
A macaroni man cartoon with enormous powdered wig
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More album covers with dogs acting like humans, please. I am mentally a 55 year old secretary collecting funny novelty coffee mugs and Sunday paper comics in her cubicle it cracks me up. He thinks he’s PEOPLE.
A Rick Springfield album cover with three dogs in a limo
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Call me Mrs Warhammer because we are at 40k, babes. I’m so happy that writing is fun again, I won’t let myself be self-conscious, just enjoy getting the words down.
A word count screen for google doc showing 40k words
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is an aldi Barbie. She comes with a shopping cart and I need her Aldi logo patterned dress in ME size.
An Aldi Barbie in a pink Aldi patterned logo dress
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our best is all we can do! 💜
Two cuddling cats
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took a performative “hehe reading outside with a bevvy” pic and a guy rode by on his bike and I was so embarrassed to be seen partaking in the shameful act of ENJOYING my LIFE.
POV picture of me reading outside with a coke
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