Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 14hBig Bird is emailing me at 12:30am, smh. Go to bed honey, you’re only 6 and a half years old. 040
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 16hI got a “wow” at work today and I am taking this small high and making it into a mountain, oH wait everyone shut up, there’s new HAY BALES OUT, go out and play!! 150
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A lot of owning a black cat is trying to brighten photos of her so that she isn’t just a backlit amorphous blob. 2151
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026100 page WIP check in, oh YEAH, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on YOU? 020
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When I’m anxious, I look at old department store catalogues and it’s surprisingly calming. Let’s get matching pajamas: Me and WHOMST? 160
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Read. Oh I’m finally free. I didn’t dislike it, but Mieville is wonderful at ideas but often falters in his actual storytelling imo. The last 100 or so pages were excellent, the first 100 were excellent…the rest, bloated. I truly WISH I enjoyed it more, believe me! 020
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My bestie sent me this old ad and I need you, yes you, to see it too. A nice break from Bart doing all the heavy Butterfinger lifting. 0113
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I must commend these geese, they are simply outstanding in their field. 050
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The possum has been named Patsy and she has been approved by the discerning members of the household. 1100
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Read. A stark comparison to ‘male survival’ stories, one marked by boundaries: both the physical, unexplained, invisible dystopian one that creates our story and ones of limitations: her physical weakness, lack of knowledge, and solitude. Much to think about, in a few directions! 030
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026She HANGS from her tail with a string. Post-Possum life is perfect. 040
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My new friend made me a possum and life can now be divided neatly into Ante-Possum (A.P.) & Post-Possum (P.P.), it is that important. (She needs a name!) 290
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They really said: “No! You left! You left the US and now you don’t get to see!” (Lmaooo yes I love his statue and I’d love to see it!) 110
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s her month. Does she know? Is there a single synapse in that conker? 060
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Aldi is selling a toy check out cash register, everything’s gonna be alright. 030
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Halloween socks are a year-round occurrence but now I feel timely. 040
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My WIP has hit the same word count as The Great Gatsby, call me Old Sport. 290
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I didn’t know it could get longer! Or rather, SHORTER. I learned the word semidemiquaver from an item on a game when I was a teen and thought it was the funniest thing on earth. Thrilled to learn it goes deeper. 110
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You come into MY home and tell me this is supposed to taste like gingerbread?? Where? Show me where, Pepsi. Because I’m swirling it in my glass like red wine and I don’t detect a hint. Must I decant it too?? 040
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Feeling very targeted by these tomatoes. They are going to nail thesis to my door. 270
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Read. A philosophical question as novella, based on a real migrant boat capsizing in the English Channel. There is a punch in the third section that wounded me and I feel is fatalistically accurate about placing placating words over moral action. And oh, it’s a Dua Lipa pick? 020
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026a) series count as one book, don’t @ me b) these have all in some ways at least slightly affected the trajectory of Myself c) I am obvious! I am PREDICTABLE! Highly regarded thing: GOOD? Yes! 020
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hmmm, is that tasty? Is that gourmet? Is that good, babes? 090
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nettle needs a dental plan, just look at her chompers. 160
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Read. Richly perceptive, a character study of a young girl entering academia and the world of heartache, THIS is the novel I WANT to write. Playful in its multilingualism, I deeply related to the main character in all her youthful naivety, even if I’m old enough to know better. 120
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026At the Asian grocery store and you know what that means: it’s rice slapping time. 280
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve made a compilation of these guys and they are my angels: 120
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I cannot tell if I’m just nostalgically love sick for NJ or if the Kate Spade pizza purse is actually the greatest thing on earth but I do know that I want to wear this around Germany. The little pepper flake shaker…! 010
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mock Ivy for being a crusty demon all the time, but the record state she is a beautiful panther of a cat. Sometimes. 060
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Knock-off Mickey Mouse at the fair against the perfectly white sky is kind of haunting. 130
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I did the nine albums that defined you thing because I love being self-indulgent and spending too much time considering Options. 240
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A (true) haiku: Ordered a coffee. Immediately spilled it. Call that libations. 250
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was looking at old Frankenstein covers and I love this old Penguin edition. He looks like me after an ill-advised extra glass of wine. 151
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing says German unity day fair like uhhh a gonk droid and beautiful human-made airbrushed copyright infringement. Genuinely. 030
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lifetime of being told that wearing a hat indoors is rude is yelling at me right now. 120
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was born in the wrong generation, I was born to be ritually sacrificed to a tree. 240
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Big shame that my cats don’t care for many toys because I, personally, ME, need them to play with a Capurrnet bottle. 010
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The horrors, sure. The mortal coil, yeah, I know. But it’s denim jacket season, babes. 020
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Read. Perfectly structured, you can take any sentence of this and marvel at its craft, pull it apart, and suck out the juice. I loved how it handled temporarily, both taking place in a single day and within conscious memory, brilliantly weaving between both. I am taking NOTES. 260
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026She knocked over the lamp on the balcony, laid down, and screamed for attention. Diva diva diva. 270
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The higher the hair, the closer to God, therefore macaronis were basically angels. 000
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026More album covers with dogs acting like humans, please. I am mentally a 55 year old secretary collecting funny novelty coffee mugs and Sunday paper comics in her cubicle it cracks me up. He thinks he’s PEOPLE. 010
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Call me Mrs Warhammer because we are at 40k, babes. I’m so happy that writing is fun again, I won’t let myself be self-conscious, just enjoy getting the words down. 370
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is an aldi Barbie. She comes with a shopping cart and I need her Aldi logo patterned dress in ME size. 020
Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Took a performative “hehe reading outside with a bevvy” pic and a guy rode by on his bike and I was so embarrassed to be seen partaking in the shameful act of ENJOYING my LIFE. 040