Reposted by A Boy Named SueTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Some ghoul fan-art for the book Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton, which i've been listening to the audiobook of for the last couple weeks. Had to try my hand at depicting the nasty boys. 1983095
Reposted by A Boy Named Sueonion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025this is the kind of analytical mind we need in the white house: 312806302
Reposted by A Boy Named SueMelissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances! 251108872588
Reposted by A Boy Named SueNneka @nnekaboo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there! 120129341837
Reposted by A Boy Named Sue🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Polish words to live by 35410
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I think I just didn’t like being single when I was younger bc I was bad at masturbating bc now that I’m pretty good at it I might never speak to a man again 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Trans people deserve rights. Except me. I’m too transgender and I must be stopped lest I destroy the universe with the force of my transgender 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I will do the things that I think you might like and I will be alone, probably the rest of my life 010
Reposted by A Boy Named SueDemocracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025serious Cartman at the tea party energy. "You are smart and cool and everybody loves you." "Why thank you, Polly Prissy Pants? What do you think, Clyde Frog?" "I think you're a big stupid piece of crap" "...Ey!" 0131
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Man I just walked into a room and the first thing I heard on tv was “well, I hate all men now”. Damn, I just got here shawty 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 01/01/202569 followers, everybody stop now, we’ve reached the funniest number until 420 and I don’t have any interesting things to say to that many people 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Watching a society come to the realization that if you bitch about your shitty boyfriend to all your friends, they’re gonna say “leave him” so you might as well either leave him or shut up 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I just posted something that definitely had to do with my ex bf on my TikTok that my ex bf follows 💀 excuse me while I melt into the ground and die 100
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’m gonna focus more of my time and energy on delusion, I’ve decided. Since everyone else is going to 100
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I just fully unadded a song from my playlist bc I guess I’ve never really paid attention but bro says “I got up in that clitoris” and that like… doesn’t make sense in a way that displeases me greatly 100
Reposted by A Boy Named SueHbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024My friends at Studio Meala (@studiomeala.bsky.social) just released a mini-episode of their show CLEAN KILL, which I've heard them talk about for years. Please watch and share it so I can see the rest of it because it's really cool: youtu.be/KAeV_4loc0cyoutu.beCLEAN KILL: WINDSCREEN WIPERS (MINI EPISODE)YouTube video by Studio Meala 13974120
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I feel stupid about never paying attention to those ball hair trimmer ads I get all the time bc like… now I need a ball hair trimmer and idk which one I want to get 100
Reposted by A Boy Named SueSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 20/12/2024They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values 1005018749
Reposted by A Boy Named SueRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Crazy how much better your day goes when it starts with gay sex. 1366
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Oh also I think I’m cured. I used to be an alcoholic, then I quit for 6 months, then went to a party, got drunk, and the next day I was fine, I didn’t even feel the urge to get more. I’m free! I’m normal again!! 000
Reposted by A Boy Named Sueao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Reject the false god that is penetration: sex is something you do with your teeth 272361694
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024One thing I will never understand is clean freaks. I don’t like filth, obviously, but the world isn’t going to end if there are some unfolded clean clothes sitting around for a few days. I think if you let little things like that drive you crazy you’re asking for a miserable life 100
Reposted by A Boy Named SueWillett @agamemnonpress.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Yea dude, shit sucks. 20126595
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I want fantasy football but like… an actual fantasy/football game. Like… football but you can use spells or something, and there are monsters. 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I mean wow. Just… wow, I didn’t know it was like THAT… just…. Woooooow. 000
Reposted by A Boy Named Sue Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/12/2024😬 264200372039
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I guess I’m just gonna go get in my bed and cry and smoke weed. This sucks. Every day sucks. What am I even gonna do 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I just saw a steam deck and for a second I was like “what am I looking at?” I’m either getting old or developing early onset dementia 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I was excited about going to this party for like… three weeks, now my sister is having trouble with her man so I have her kids and the person whose party it is said it was fine to bring them but everyone else is acting weird about it… I’m not going 100
Reposted by A Boy Named Sueonion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day 6277871433
Reposted by A Boy Named SueViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/12/2024[inhales helium from balloon] Your mom and I are getting a divorce 211697255
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024She can ride my face I don’t want nothin in return 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I woke up this morning and my mom had her suitcase in the living room. She left on a random weekend trip. Should I smoke weed in here? 100
Reposted by A Boy Named SueAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars. 852429128133
Reposted by A Boy Named Sueonion person @junlper.beer · 13/12/2024perhaps the funniest thing jesse singal has ever written 935575380
Reposted by A Boy Named Suethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I just resent them 82478
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’m like, one degree of conversational separation away from explaining he/him lesbians to my dad 000
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Got called a Kendrick dick rider like I’m not gay 😂 like yeah I would ride it what’s ur point 100
A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Should’ve known 21 savage was British when he rhymed “agenda” with “surrender” 000