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A Boy Named Sue

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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Some ghoul fan-art for the book Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton, which i've been listening to the audiobook of for the last couple weeks. Had to try my hand at depicting the nasty boys.
A ghoul, a hunch-backed humanoid creature with a wolf-life snout, is caught mid-lunch in a tomb as it munches on a corpse. Fan art for the book Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Right?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2025
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
MY favorite position is the recovery position
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025
this is the kind of analytical mind we need in the white house:
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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances!
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Nneka @nnekaboo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Polish words to live by
Polish man saying "why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make"
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I think I just didn’t like being single when I was younger bc I was bad at masturbating bc now that I’m pretty good at it I might never speak to a man again
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Trans people deserve rights. Except me. I’m too transgender and I must be stopped lest I destroy the universe with the force of my transgender
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I will do the things that I think you might like and I will be alone, probably the rest of my life
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2025
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
serious Cartman at the tea party energy. "You are smart and cool and everybody loves you." "Why thank you, Polly Prissy Pants? What do you think, Clyde Frog?" "I think you're a big stupid piece of crap" "...Ey!"
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Man I just walked into a room and the first thing I heard on tv was “well, I hate all men now”. Damn, I just got here shawty
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
69 followers, everybody stop now, we’ve reached the funniest number until 420 and I don’t have any interesting things to say to that many people
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Watching a society come to the realization that if you bitch about your shitty boyfriend to all your friends, they’re gonna say “leave him” so you might as well either leave him or shut up
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I just posted something that definitely had to do with my ex bf on my TikTok that my ex bf follows 💀 excuse me while I melt into the ground and die
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m gonna focus more of my time and energy on delusion, I’ve decided. Since everyone else is going to
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I just fully unadded a song from my playlist bc I guess I’ve never really paid attention but bro says “I got up in that clitoris” and that like… doesn’t make sense in a way that displeases me greatly
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My friends at Studio Meala (@studiomeala.bsky.social) just released a mini-episode of their show CLEAN KILL, which I've heard them talk about for years. Please watch and share it so I can see the rest of it because it's really cool: youtu.be/KAeV_4loc0c
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CLEAN KILL: WINDSCREEN WIPERS (MINI EPISODE)
YouTube video by Studio Meala
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I feel stupid about never paying attention to those ball hair trimmer ads I get all the time bc like… now I need a ball hair trimmer and idk which one I want to get
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values
sexy anime figurine with cute little ferret
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Crazy how much better your day goes when it starts with gay sex.
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Oh also I think I’m cured. I used to be an alcoholic, then I quit for 6 months, then went to a party, got drunk, and the next day I was fine, I didn’t even feel the urge to get more. I’m free! I’m normal again!!
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Reject the false god that is penetration: sex is something you do with your teeth
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
One thing I will never understand is clean freaks. I don’t like filth, obviously, but the world isn’t going to end if there are some unfolded clean clothes sitting around for a few days. I think if you let little things like that drive you crazy you’re asking for a miserable life
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Willett @agamemnonpress.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Yea dude, shit sucks.
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I want fantasy football but like… an actual fantasy/football game. Like… football but you can use spells or something, and there are monsters.
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I mean wow. Just… wow, I didn’t know it was like THAT… just…. Woooooow.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/12/2024
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I guess I’m just gonna go get in my bed and cry and smoke weed. This sucks. Every day sucks. What am I even gonna do
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I just saw a steam deck and for a second I was like “what am I looking at?” I’m either getting old or developing early onset dementia
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I was excited about going to this party for like… three weeks, now my sister is having trouble with her man so I have her kids and the person whose party it is said it was fine to bring them but everyone else is acting weird about it… I’m not going
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/12/2024
remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
[inhales helium from balloon] Your mom and I are getting a divorce
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
She can ride my face I don’t want nothin in return
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I woke up this morning and my mom had her suitcase in the living room. She left on a random weekend trip. Should I smoke weed in here?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/12/2024
perhaps the funniest thing jesse singal has ever written
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I just resent them
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m like, one degree of conversational separation away from explaining he/him lesbians to my dad
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Got called a Kendrick dick rider like I’m not gay 😂 like yeah I would ride it what’s ur point
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Should’ve known 21 savage was British when he rhymed “agenda” with “surrender”
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sisterhood of the group ethikas
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I could’ve sworn I had more
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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A Boy Named Sue @quaggot.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
He says hey (that’s not his dab pen he swears)
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