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@qarren.bsky.social
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Where funny goes to die, and so do I Wannabe failure of a funny man twitch.tv/qarrenlive

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WinspearUltima @winspearultima.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We’ve made it to 1,000,000M signatures We did it but…… We can go beyond that Don’t stop there please We can go Further Beyond 1M!!!!!! If you see this Repost please continue to sign the signature I’ve been following this for a while. Spreading this over here!!!! #Stopkillinggames
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
And a big thank you to the Europeans for pulling the rest of the world out of this consumer mess #stopkillinggames
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
CONGRATS TO STOP KILLING GAMES Go on, Ross and team, kick their asses into shape over at the EU
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Or at least restrict how far. No, I do not appreciate you reclining 160 degrees into my large intestine, sir!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It's like he's saying what we're all thinking
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Huh, the one I checked had Anthem: New Requiem for the Soulja Boy X
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Someone asked me how I became such a brave fire fighter? I told them: Joe, this is the third time this week I've had to call the ambulance to take you back
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
As someone who's been a human being all his life I can highly recommend another lifestyle path
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Sorry about that. It's the only time the playground kids don't bully me
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Imagine you could go out being conquered! Or go out when the drugged up, rich, neighbour kid presses delete on everything you need like the country was one of his old posts
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Funny, I say the same thing about ambulances Rushing around all the time isn't good for them
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Weekly mandatory rectal inspections
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I could say deleting them works better than replying. But then they just came back with 'Urgent' in the title now Tsk tsk.. such lonely people the gas company are
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Why he make that face?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Umm... Did someone forget to stop drawing Jeff Mace's head?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Thank god it's all a Fanta-sy I don't talk to girls
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Is this how you get beat up and bullied as a senior? Young Allies #19 (1946)
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm not a dad 🥳🥳🥳
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Omfg, it happened again. And it was a different guy! Are they resold or something??
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Correction: It was All-Winners Comics #16 1945
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Seeing a Sega Dreamcast ad has inspired my new favourite diss: Shut up, biped!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
And also what if instead of sleep....video games?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
And people think Rob Liefeld's proportions were bad. I can't keep up with these ridiculous male body standards. What am I supposed to do? Stretch my legs like elastic? Hammer my knees and elbows paper thin? (Captain America Comics #46 1945)
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Also on this episode: Man enters, asks another man where he's from, other man says Germany, main man says "Do you heil Hitler?," and claims it's a normal conversation since he doesn't know anything else about Germany Join us next episode where I ponder the question 'What even is basic etiquette?'
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
On today's episode of What Weird Stuff Can I Witness Working in a Gaming Room: A man enters, heads straight to the outdoor smoking area, opens the ash trays, collects the butts, puts them in his pocket, leaves... Join me again next episode where I pray to God that those were for an art project!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
As a combo of both a misanthrope and a petty idiot, I find nothing funnier than them declaring the Australian Open 2025 started, only for storms an hour later to close the courts. The universe really said, "Look at this nerd thinking he can open the tennis. Hold my sunshine."
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Click and collect or delivery??
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
In a parallel universe, I'm a fan of Ed Sheeran; and that is why I cannot admit the scientific value of many worlds theory
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Easy. $100,000 I don't wanna see it coming
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Who called those spiders Daddy Long Legs?" Me, an intellectual: Daddy did. They're Daddy's long legs
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My contribution to xmas food this year was jelly+mousse cups. I made 8. My Dad ate 1. No one else ate one. Since xmas ended I have been eating the remaining 7 cups myself. I present this good willed contribution to myself. I earned it.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Maybe this is the one time in history that the dog learned it from the human, but we'll never know. Where were these reports sooner?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I pretend coffee helps but i still want to be in bed by 3pm
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Isn't that what a fan truly is? Athletes aren't fans of the team they play for Musicians aren't fans of their bands You gotta be a creep to be a fan, and watch from a distance
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I am fully aware that declining to participate in my family's kris kringle because of financial reasons, only to turn around and go over double my budget for my dog's gift makes me a hypocrite of Santa's sack proportions. I have no regrets.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Wait, ya'll don't actually have that feeling in every conversation ever? I thought we were joking when we actually talked??
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Points to friend: Only this one's BULLSHIT
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tis the season to consider adoption! No, I don't mean impulsively adopting a child. I mean considering how you could possibly be related to these people.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I loved when he shared his most recommended anime staring with Bible Black
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh no. Half of them are shell shocked veterans of the emu war. I hope the photographer doesn't use flash.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
They say workers only really get 4 hours of work done in a day and that's really pathetic. Work for the people, for the cause, and only do like 2 hours max like me
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Man doesn't even breathe. Just plays games
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
We need Gogglebox but for Game Awards viewers. Nothing would beat that screaming and crying melody every year
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
And also, why was I approached by a kind old lady wishing me merry xmas? Stop being kind. I wanna be alone. And I was kind back so that makes me a fucking enabler!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Why was I just given a steak knife for pancakes? What are they made out of? Prehistoric fossil yeast??
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Gonna take the Minecraft approach to pet keeping. A solid fence around them with no gate. Just some dirt piled up against the outside. And some dirt piled up against the inside which I put back in my pocket after I leave.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Thought this was going a very different direction. Like a mid book plot thread
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Exactly! When will people realise this only works with kids
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mine will be "he played a game about assaulting the mentally ill called Batman: Arkham City"
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Not even inside four letter Ks
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