iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you EVER see me working at a fast food job and find 10 people with $100 in band together to give me a band to quit on the spot for our choke somebody tf out. Food service workers have a strength I will never have.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

No, there isn't an offline version.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The VeggieTales David and Goliath Israel episode is wicked to watch in a modern-day context because I know with that episode they WEREN'T trying to push propaganda but somebody is going to use it to push propaganda.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Do not watch Tokyo Revengers man...

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Put some pink salt on them fries and spank some ketchup on it and you got home made gold

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

By the way this road leads directly to hip Hop

010

Reposted by Qaptain 12 Million

Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

318180784325

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I think you have a little bit too much that literally anybody that's anti-union wouldn't be misogynistic and would actually care about something that happens in the WNBA.

010

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Even the potatoes are GDK 😭😭😭

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Ya'll be saying "we" like I went over there and through explosives on them niggas heads whole time I was at home typing this shit out. Please let's normalize saying they.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I'll beat a nigga with a bag of asbestos. We both dying FOH.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

How the fuck does a nigga break this app this bad. How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?!

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

My exercise routine: Three push a bra removals from an older sister. 1 set of pulling up on some thooties A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day 7 sets of absolute bullshit 120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN"

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Probably going to be more active on here because Twitter banned me for something a hacker did while they were in my account even though I made tweets about how my account was hacked on their website 🙂

100

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, South of Midnight and Dispatch about to have me seizuring on the floor and laughter next time I hear somebody say "There's no games to play"

040

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Still can't upload a goddamn video on this mf app 😭😭😭 I'm going to get some more mlik bruh 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛🍼

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Y'all ready for me to disappear for another 5 months?

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I've watched the Uzumaki and I know where this path leads, STAY AWAY.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Most companies accept the no condemning PR check

010

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Nah, I did ask forgot about this site for a few months LOL. How's the goal how's it going

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Bro forgot to not show us any part of the house that wasn't his streaming setup. I'm drawing up the floor plans now 😭😭😭

020

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Reporting people on Twitter is so fucking ass

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

This image has me actually crying 😭😭😭

010

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I know a prime target wehen I see one 😈

120

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

He choked on a grand royale with cheese 😭😭😭

110

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Today's the day where unfunny mf think they Kevin Hart (The joke here is that I'm supposed to insert a comedian that's funny)

030

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I called and told them niggas I was coming into work today 😭😭😭

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Give your local artist of all kinds compliments (THIS GOES DOUBLE IF THEY'RE A MAN BECAUSE THEY USUALLY DON'T HEAR ANY COMPLIMENTS AT ALL).

050

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Somebody else is using my PFP... 🥹🥹🥹 IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

As someone with a BBC I'm trying to find where the woman with humanitarian pussy is at so they can accept everything that I got together no matter how much it is.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Marvel Rivals got Wolverine right 🙂‍↕️

010

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

DOT PLAY LIKE THAT PLEASE DON'T THIS TO ME NIGGA

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

That's the crazy part, most people focus on stickies and shooting around corners but never deployables.

010

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Genuinely what the fuck is Monster Hunter. I don't understand how y'all do it, I dead ass had to fight off sleep every time I tried it out.

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

A tip that I don't see a lot of people talk about, if Squirrel Girl is on the other team STOP PLAYING CHARACTERS WITH DEPLOYABLES. As a squirrel girl player I love to see Mines, Ankhs, groot walls, rocket ult ect. .

media.tenor.com

a cartoon character with a white squirrel on her head

ALT: a cartoon character with a white squirrel on her head

120

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

PSN is down. I repeat ALL PLAYSTATION SERVERS ARE DOWN RN!

000

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Spider-Man didn't win state to her but she still died like 2 minutes later 😭😭😭 #marvel #gaming #blacksky #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez

010

Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The world is healing, not everybody on tiktok is stupid now

000