Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If you EVER see me working at a fast food job and find 10 people with $100 in band together to give me a band to quit on the spot for our choke somebody tf out. Food service workers have a strength I will never have. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The VeggieTales David and Goliath Israel episode is wicked to watch in a modern-day context because I know with that episode they WEREN'T trying to push propaganda but somebody is going to use it to push propaganda. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This is how finding a soulmate makes you feel: youtu.be/MD4M1MDtBUA?...youtu.beShe Does Metalwork by DuB CeezYouTube video by DuB Ceez 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Anyone's neck itching? youtu.be/mIEz-ELKYE0?...youtu.beThat one c****a is a B***H & if his moma didn't know it before she know it now By DuB CeezYouTube video by DuB Ceez 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 21/03/2026By the way this road leads directly to hip Hop 010
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Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Ya'll be saying "we" like I went over there and through explosives on them niggas heads whole time I was at home typing this shit out. Please let's normalize saying they. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I'll beat a nigga with a bag of asbestos. We both dying FOH. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 26/01/2026How the fuck does a nigga break this app this bad. How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?! 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 24/01/2026My exercise routine: Three push a bra removals from an older sister. 1 set of pulling up on some thooties A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day 7 sets of absolute bullshit 120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN" 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Probably going to be more active on here because Twitter banned me for something a hacker did while they were in my account even though I made tweets about how my account was hacked on their website 🙂 100
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, South of Midnight and Dispatch about to have me seizuring on the floor and laughter next time I hear somebody say "There's no games to play" 040
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Still can't upload a goddamn video on this mf app 😭😭😭 I'm going to get some more mlik bruh 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛🍼 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Y'all ready for me to disappear for another 5 months? 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Nah, I did ask forgot about this site for a few months LOL. How's the goal how's it going 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Reporting people on Twitter is so fucking ass 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I called and told them niggas I was coming into work today 😭😭😭 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Somebody else is using my PFP... 🥹🥹🥹 IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Good thing they never let this bullshit happen youtu.be/cq-ZVaqbcYg?...youtu.beThe CW Power Puff Girls Show almost happenedYouTube video by Qaptain Slander 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 05/03/2025As someone with a BBC I'm trying to find where the woman with humanitarian pussy is at so they can accept everything that I got together no matter how much it is. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Marvel Rivals got Wolverine right 🙂↕️ 010
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick Lamar was really edging us 😭😭😭 #Drake #Kendrick #notlikeus #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez 010
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 10/02/2025DOT PLAY LIKE THAT PLEASE DON'T THIS TO ME NIGGA 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Genuinely what the fuck is Monster Hunter. I don't understand how y'all do it, I dead ass had to fight off sleep every time I tried it out. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/02/2025A tip that I don't see a lot of people talk about, if Squirrel Girl is on the other team STOP PLAYING CHARACTERS WITH DEPLOYABLES. As a squirrel girl player I love to see Mines, Ankhs, groot walls, rocket ult ect. .media.tenor.coma cartoon character with a white squirrel on her headALT: a cartoon character with a white squirrel on her head 120
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 08/02/2025PSN is down. I repeat ALL PLAYSTATION SERVERS ARE DOWN RN! 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Spider-Man didn't win state to her but she still died like 2 minutes later 😭😭😭 #marvel #gaming #blacksky #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez 010
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The world is healing, not everybody on tiktok is stupid now 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If you feel like the hero shooter genre could be better just know you're not alone: youtu.be/RHy4-g3rvt4?...youtu.beWhy you HATE all Hero shootersYouTube video by Qaptain Slanders Quarter Qirqles 010
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Homophobic niggas always find a way to make it about themselves even wehen it's not 😭😭😭 #lgbt #video #blacksky #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 30/01/2025@xbox.com KEEP TS IN THE DRAFTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥 #XBox #gaming #Foryou #QaptainSlander #DuBCeez 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Tik tok thinks I'm under 16, what do I do chat? 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 20/01/2025We all have better stats and still lost. I play ranked for the format at this point. 000
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TIK TOK GOT UNBANNED MEANING THEY WON'T COME OVER HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOO 010
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The good thing about this platform is the people that migrate over here from tik tok won't be the brain rot enjoyers 120
Qaptain 12 Million @qaptainslander.bsky.social · 18/01/2025SO THEY JUST SELL THESE BITCHES IN THE STORE, LIKE I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A COSTCO CARD TO GET THEM??? 000