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@pyrojo.bsky.social
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Software developer specializing in security. Lots of GoLang and C++. Usually gaming or cooking otherwise. KdReserved0 was my fault. She/They

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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta hand it to them, throwing in a dig at the royals in the last sentence was *chef's kiss*
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Jess the Gray @jessthegray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did not see Slutcon breaking containment via The Economist, but here we are.
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Some rationalists fear their association with AI safety may end up harming the cause. “I think it really does damage the credibility of a movement with 60-year-old voters in Ohio when it’s hosting Slutcon and asking questions about sex with dead cows on its application forms,” Scott Alexander, an influential blogger, has written on X. Slutcon is a conference set up by Aella, a rationalist, sex researcher and prostitute, where participants pay up to $18,000 to attend sessions on topics including “flirting for the submissive man” and “vaginal gymnastics”.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmm...
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, same. Though goat necks probably shouldn't do that
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was so excited about the lore drop from the factory, killed the resonant, and then was just "WTF MATE?"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hopefully you've played Avowed then
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm starting to think the major versions all start out overfit to benchmarks and the point releases get better at interacting with humans across vendors
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm guessing they did diligence and both decided they were the least likely to give everyone's photo and ID into to hackers. Also the rest of the daybreak key enrollment was clunky and confusing as hell.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's persona, not them. Anthropic is using the exact same vendor for CVP
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to visualize who parks out front when that prompt gets flagged.
White panel van with the set of antenna and radio equipment typically on a news van with "Detrick's Pizza". on the side and a caption "When you ask Claude for hemorrhagic fever biosamples".  It's the USAMRIID Party van.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get your team kicked out of CVP with this one neat trick
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hoping there's a nebula outtakes bit for that
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah. I've seen the SPU letterhead when they aren't happy about something (usually plants scratching their garbage trucks). This is someone that wishes they had an HOA.
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 19/09/2026
Chaotic Neutral: Feral local model people. “I put a quantized reasoning model in my refrigerator. It controls the lights now. No, you may not see the wiring.”
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still remember when I first played and went "WTF. This is clearly Noisebridge"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The parking lane is 5' 2” and parking on the curb is still illegal. So the argument/complaint seems to be that this is signalling a lower SPD enforcement priority vs any modern American car being able to legally fit here.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Didn't they set the space width so low that no modern American car can legally park?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ford Pinto that causes other things to explode shortly after backing into them. You need to kite it into a series of pillars to trap it so you can climb in and turn it off. The ability from it would be as expected and an interesting alternative to seize
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also Hinojosa is trying to just focus on actual issues while being attacked on the same issues. Him conceding and backpedalling is not helping her campaign at all.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why do the hard work of driving turnout for your most reliable people in the face of targeted voter disenfranchisement when Paxton is bad enough you can just get Abbott voters to split their ticket? Make turnout for the rest Hinojosa's problem.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess everyone he talked to had memory holed this: msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide...
msrc.microsoft.com
Security Update Guide - Microsoft Security Response Center
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have seen people use DNS as a distributed database before...
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
America runs on Dunkin. (Sorry...)
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hadn't listened to dylan describing his dreams before and the "what if there was only one of us and it was a girl with both our names. Also both our names are androgynous, isn't that interesting" dream.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
75% of what is referred to as shadow IT comes out of not actually giving people the tools they need. It isn't surprising at all the applies to agents.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seriously. A couple months back the three year old rolled up, said "Look I found a spider", and put it in my hair.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Oh no, ma beans!"
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone sat him down and had a chat and he apologized in a way that made it very clear he was just taken in by the fear mongering. So it's ok to like him (on that at least)
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So fast... (Some day I'll proofread for spell check and auto complete conspiring to remove whole words...l
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just checked and this is almost exactly the 10 year anniversary of John Howie doing a 180 on the bathroom bill he probably got whiplash.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wine Friend Yay... (Definitely not the word right before yay)
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now curious if this is more or less than the carcinization polling floor
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I forgot where they came from...
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also this was not yesterday, it was April and the OP is engagement farming from yesterday's issues.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It lines up with the perverse incentives from the OP's pinned post. Raised money has become more about signaling vs actual voter sentiment shifts outside very tight races.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Probably true for the EU folks. US folks mostly need to worry about getting their door kicked by a group of heavily armed men that are just a quick spoofed phonecall away.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah. Also Iran does occasionally actually back their chatter with something more concrete, but it's always low hanging fruit (e.g. point a nut at Bolton). The rest is them just trolling.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Before arriving in Paris: So many amazing restaurants I should try. In Paris: Cheese and bread from the corner store
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah. I recently caught that codex took something written with d3.js and converted it down to raw JavaScript...
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I was working on a network security product, our engineering and ops used it on our own network a ton for non-security purposes. It was wildly useful (we also had full Zeek, not just flow).
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think they fixed where you could punch in the T9 into a regular password prompt too at least
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah. It's been a bit since I did c# so I just assumed it was a new feature for cancelling Jerry.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Giving new meaning to cancelationToken
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had a prototype that was based on d3.js, let the AI port to prod. When a designer asked what framework it was using, I double checked and it was rawdogging straight JavaScript.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mark Zuckerberg putting on the Meta pervert glasses.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Them being at Blackhat was sort of funny, but I hope the backlash at Defcon doesn't make the INL folks bail from the ICS village.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As I know that DEFCON is at hand, along with various other hacker events for those who don't want to go to Vegas, just *PLEASE* don't take your hazardous device and/or hazmats with you to show off at your table, room, or Crom help you, the restauraunt. Your ̶v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ waitstaff will not be impressed.
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