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@pyrojo.bsky.social
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Software developer specializing in security. Lots of GoLang and C++. Usually gaming or cooking otherwise. KdReserved0 was my fault. She/They

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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to visualize who parks out front when that prompt gets flagged.
White panel van with the set of antenna and radio equipment typically on a news van with "Detrick's Pizza". on the side and a caption "When you ask Claude for hemorrhagic fever biosamples".  It's the USAMRIID Party van.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mark Zuckerberg putting on the Meta pervert glasses.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Post your warning sign
"Warning: kookaburras will steal food" sign with a black on yellow diamond depicting a bird taking food from someone sitting at a picnic table.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gritty warned him right from the start.
Pittsburg penguins twitter account saying "lol ok" to the Gritty announcement followed by Gritty responding "Sleep with one eye open bird"
Gritty being the googly eyed orange chaos demon representing the energy of Philadelphia.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Also not a fan of "Uplift of unknown origin".
A seismic map of the puget sound region with areas of uplift and basin.  A purple spot half way between Seattle and Everett is circled and labeled "Uplift of unknown origin".  This is fine
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Windows shortcut with MBS smiling as the icon and "Totally not a virus.  Trust me... I'm a Saudi Prince" under it.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm guessing you see too much of this one to this day.
Blue halo spartan armor headshot with caption: "Wait.  That's illegal.".  Church from Red vs Blue
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The stay puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters on a white background.  Surely this can't hurt us.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A bit more worried about speedtest[.]net taking ICE money
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Could be worse
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Just stumbled on this one from last year the other day
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Yeah. "Another" Salt Typhoon.
Groucho Marx glasses (the ones with the fake eyebrows, nose and mustache attached)
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Reminded me that this is a think from an actual restaurant that they put in their cookbook...
Joe Beef Vienna Sausage Martini.   It's a martini in a coupe glass with a Vienna sausage as garnish...
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This eventually ends up on all my work laptops
Sticker that says "Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Hear me out www.loweringthebar.net/2015/12/cana...
A power wheels style drivable toy Zamboni
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
TIL there was a VB .Net remake...
"Donkey.net.  Powered by Visual Basic.net.". With a really ugly cartoon donkey over a bullseye.

"Disclaimer:  only one donkey was hurt in the making of this game"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Kid in helmet and goggles saluting under "Mishin alomplishd" from "Empty Walls" music video
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Double checking with NOAA and ...
NOAA 500mb upper level air chart that looks like big naturals on the US
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Oh look, the kind of software person I was talking about about. I bet he's a fountain of valuable insight in design reviews...
Someone that works in software winging about not using master branches anymore and comparing it to yanking out the table cloth.  Then he says this is what Hobbes wants.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My feed conveniently provided an appropriate pairing for this
Image of effin birds "What the fuck?" Pigeon above the replied to post.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Benzene chemical symbol
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
New Sec Def isn't going to like the post COVID Pentagon bathrooms
Far side comic with a man walking out of the restroom in a restaurant with a ringing bell and flashing sign over him "Didn't Wash Hands"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Hi neighbors
Five racoons in a front yard
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Seattle waterfront at sunset with cranes and Mt. Rainier as a backdrop
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Epic handshake.  MTG enthusiasts and not getting COVID enthusiasts excited for a new booster.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
"we are live here at the presidential debate and -- wait what's this..!?

It's, it's BY GOD ITS BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

Picture of Bernie with said chair and trump on screen elsewhere on a stage.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Threat level: Elmo
The old US Homeland security color coded advisory system, but with sesame street characters.  (Elmo-Red, Ernie- Orange, Bert-Yellow, Cookie Monster-Blue, and Oscar-Green)
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Yep. S&P also has outperformed its historical average over the last 5 years. It doesn't solve perception (media plays a part here) or housing scarcity in some markets.
S&P 500 doubles it's pandemic low
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
This chart comes to mind
An intersection of 2 circles for a venn diagram of people who make pie charts and people who make venn diagrams with a pie charts slice partly in the intersection labeled "people who are angry right now"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I want to believe ufo poster.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Probably didn't help when Trump sent this as a thank you to Chubbs for the E Jean Carroll bond
One eyed alligator head from Happy Gilmore
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Needed a quick logo for some consulting work so I threw this together inspired by one of the patches on @deviantollam.bsky.social 's pack. Probably need to loop back and add the circle. @ellearmageddon.bsky.social any thoughts on other tweaks?
3 pine trees pointing down like the 3 arrows antifa logo with the title Cascadia Solutions
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Someone wanted in on Thanksgiving dinner
Black and tan corgi mix dog sitting on a chair at a table set for thanksgiving dinner assuming she will be involved.  3D holy mountain black hoodie on the chair.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Would think they'd have a higher raiting
Visit the Puredick Store 4.2/5 stars.
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Kool aid man bursting through a brick wall yelling "Oh Yeah!"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
Meme of Christian Bale wearing gloves in American Psycho with text "I learned a lot from my mistakes so I decided to make more mistakes to learn more"
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Any recs on gear? Finally started riding again, but my only proper bike jacket is still the 15 year old one from my parents that is day-glo dark green. Great for visibility, but definitely does not work with:
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
That's not an MSG container mate. Now this is an MSG container
2lb shaker of Accent brand MSG
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Cartoon goose with "Poor Impulse control" tattoo sticker
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Image of a cartoon goose with a "Poor Impulse Control" tattoo
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I'm pretty sure this had rs232 so you totally could hook a modem to it.
Touch Talker with Minispeak
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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Jo @pyrojo.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
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