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Pynaple

@pynaple.bsky.social
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I'll be honest I have no idea what I'm doing here Canadian, but not, like... Weird about it

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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to thank Donald J Trump for his unshakable commitment to showing the rest of the world we don't need the USA.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Based on the amount of ads insisting I absolutely need this new AI from Facebook or Twitter or whatever, I can only assume the AI tech bro bubble is about to burst. 'Bout time
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Myth: Trump cares about the constitution Fact: He doesn't care what's legal as long as he "wins"
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roger from American Dad is kind of a self care icon tbh: lives a rich, deeply complex inner life and gives zero fucks about what anyone else cares
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I Hereby DECLARE that the sad and pitiful, but once great, United States of America, is to be renamed to LOWER CANADA effective IMMEDIATELY!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Naw, the House doesn't win that way. We'll get a minor one for the third, not the Big Taco
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If this conversation got any dryer it would be a Chardonnay
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Obviously my terrible attempt at a pun has flown under the radar
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
France is pretty rad, ngl Btw, how's the weather over there?
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
3700 watts worth of speaker doesn't seem like enough to fill a small basement, but I assure you it IS
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Roxine King @roxineking.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#Resist
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We're so close to the "Let them eat cake" moment, I just feel it
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I use AI because you should keep your friends close, and sycophantic plagiarism models closer. I do however enjoy being able to create things like this, mostly because it helps undermine the whole stupid system. #eattherich
Trump as a giant baby sitting in a crib near the strait of Hormuz. Baby Trump is throwing a loud tantrum while the NATO countries, who are adults, watch with disdain. Across the straight, Iran is laughing at Baby Trump.
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
We've all seen Trump manipulate voters, break all the rules, lie, cheat, & as Canadians we are disgusted with him. Why don't Canadians show the same contempt and hatred for Pierre Poilievre, who does the same things? Some of us do, but not enough of you. #cdnpoli cultmtl.com/2025/04/pier...
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Pierre Poilievre named #1 spreader of disinformation in Canada by ChatGPT
Pierre Poilievre has been named the #1 spreader of disinformation in Canada.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It could be either, but I suspect it's both
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Security Clearance and - oh, wait, he's not actually an elected official IMO. You don't get to change ridings until you win... He's out, time to go.
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kathynavackas.bsky.social @kathynavackas.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
PP must get his security clearance before he mouth’s off on things he knows nothing about. But that wouldn’t rally his base now, would it?
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Michelle-in-NS @michelleinns.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
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icormier.bsky.social @icormier.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I don't like Doug Ford very much, but this is probably the most Canadian thing I've ever heard 😆
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alfred bestington @kattamuuran.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am ANTIFA! I will fight with everything I have for future that is not run by the Epstein Class....don't stand in the shadow of my hammer!
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TherapistGoneFeral🧿🪬 @therapistgoneferal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The never again is happening. Right now.
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Jorj, Interim DEITY🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💪🏽 @just-jorj.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
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Scientists spent 160 days collecting samples from the bottom of the ocean. They had “virtually no idea” what lived there before | Discover Wildlife
A team of researchers have collected hundreds of previously unknown species to understand the impact of deep-sea mining
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think there's probably a connection between humans watching fires die out at night for thousands of generations and the modern Big Screen, Medium Screen, Small Screen routine a lot of us have before sleep. The habit didn't change, what kind of fire we're watching did.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
People have started to casually refer to the last century as "The Nineteen Hundreds" and it ages me 5 years every time I hear it.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If I could just be one of those guys making money on YouTube by blowing things up in their back yard that would fix everything wrong with me
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'll trust LLM agents when one of them says "That's a bad idea, I think you should reconsider"
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Let's just send him to one of those short-stay shelters where they go to a "farm" after a week
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500 Alex
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wouldn't a bad pedophile accidentally sleep with an adult?
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yes, I'll take two please. When can I have them installed?
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's okay, I have a 3D printer, so all my microplastics are printed at home.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I haven't seen it, but from the sounds of it Melania's new movie could be an audition for JD Vance's couch themed snuff film
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
He's close I think he's in my house Posting from my account
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Good. I don't think you should get to just change ridings until you get elected: the people have said No, get out Pierre.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's like they don't even read the damn Bible. Oh, right. They can't read.
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Bad Sojourner @imbudog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Canadian Resistance 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @cdnresistance.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
That a traitor like Danielle Smith endorses Pierre Poilievre should come as no surprise—two turds, same toilet.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Of course he lied. He lies about everything. Self driving Tesla's are only six months away though!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We all know what we saw.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Can I get a filter that blocks Joe Rogan everywhere? He should have stuck to doing fear factor and being a nobody.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You know when the old people in a post-apocalyptic story reminisce about the good times before the collapse? I think we're gonna be that generation, there are no "Precedented Times" anymore, and we've already passed the time we'll look back at as "The Best"
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Dejan Pantic @serbianism.com · 22/01/2026
Meanwhile, on a billboard outside the Copenhagen Airport in Denmark...👏
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Only one other person has ever given a Nobel Prize to another person. Knut Hamsun gave his to Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels. Trump once again follows in the footsteps of Nazis.
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Pynaple @pynaple.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I think I'm addicted to sleeping: it's starting to disrupt my life, I spend 1/3 of the day using, and I can't hold out more than a couple days before going back. The withdrawal is terrible too, I get all weak and unfocused, and like, really really tired. I want to quit, but it just feels so good
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
You can use the words fascism, authoritarianism, and white supremacy when it comes to the Trump Administration. Anyone still peddling milquetoast centrist should be launched into the sun. Yes, the "resistance libs" were right. No joy or victory in "I told you so!" Now you know, let's go!
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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If protesting … open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
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The Protest Survival Guide They Don’t Want You to Have
New 2026 Edition
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