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Joe Slowik

@pylos.co
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Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too. Website: pylos.co Training/Consulting: paralus.co

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 5h
Much better job from Reuters www.reuters.com/world/us/for...
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 5h
Missing a bit of detail there CBS
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 04/10/2026
Germany looking at France right now
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 03/10/2026
I just want to watch CFB/playoff baseball but
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 02/10/2026
Great idea except coming from the folks who decry any sort of voting (mail, early) that isn't on Election Day itself
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 02/10/2026
Fuck my country is stupid
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 02/10/2026
First images of Saudi SOF operating behind Houthi lines
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 02/10/2026
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 30/09/2026
Not that I ever could really program that well, but:
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 30/09/2026
Since we have more ZOMG THE AGENTS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT stories popping up, reminder:
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 30/09/2026
Chicago right now
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026
The always troglodytic Cdr Sal implicitly arguing that FGOs should be teaching calculus and physics at a “university.” Honestly I’m fine if this happens, just yank the service academies’ accreditation and ability to grant degrees then. Oh and get rid of their football teams, too.
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026
When someone reads my latest CTI report:
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026
Basically Chicago baseball fandom in a nutshell. Sox do shit in relative obscurity while folks flock to the “other team” cuz fewer brown/black people in the stands and neighborhood
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026
Los Alamos at least toned shit down a bit with the pretty meh "Hilltoppers" - should've gone with something more metal
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026
Richland HS (Tri-Cities WA, so PNNL adjacent for historical Hanford plant for plutonium production) has this for a mascot/logo:
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 26/09/2026
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 23/09/2026
#EnterTheStathamverse #SorryNotSorry
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 22/09/2026
lol CVE-2026-86296
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 21/09/2026
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 19/09/2026
Some “big brain” folks “over there” highlighting the strategic significance of Greenland while ignoring that a USAF/SF base with an awfully powerful radar has been there for a bit - with Denmark’s agreement.
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 14/09/2026
𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙧 𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙉𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙖, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙯 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥 𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝘼𝙄 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝘼𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣𝘼𝙄 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 14/09/2026
This didn't age well
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 14/09/2026
Yep.
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 11/09/2026
It is such a pretty city, I miss it
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 10/09/2026
Is the AI version better?
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 10/09/2026
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 10/09/2026
"Hey Joe, are you going to Event X next week?"
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 09/09/2026
Santa Clara police have released CCTV-captured photos of the entity responsible for the injury (IYKYK)
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 09/09/2026
Nintendo leadership, adopting the Maximus voice, after Zelda 40 and Direct back to back days: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 09/09/2026
This is what I'm talking about:
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 09/09/2026
Son of a bitch...
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 06/09/2026
#B1GTEN that Western-UM game explanation is WILD
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 06/09/2026
The end of that Western-UM game last night:
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 03/09/2026
You don’t have to “just hand it to them” but damn what a successful terrorist event given the response(s) and reaction(s), 25 years later
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 03/09/2026
lol As I note in my Paralus CTI training: "Every time someone mentions 'Pyramid of Pain' Dave Bianco should get $0.05, then he could retire" Also love this crap (although looks like OG blog has gone up in page rank, so maybe not entirely terrible lol):
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 01/09/2026
lol Adam literally did a “I want my own LabsCon”
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 31/08/2026
Closing ceremonies!
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 31/08/2026
Closing things out at the Chase Center!
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 31/08/2026
Can’t have an event without LEGO!
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 30/08/2026
Pokemon Championship Sunday in San Francisco
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/08/2026
Thanks to my knowledge of shortcuts around Moscone, honed through 10 years of RSAC attendance, Thing One and I have scored all but three pins
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/08/2026
Day 2 of PokemonXP and Worlds in SF. The pins were VERY popular. Still better than RSAC.
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 28/08/2026
Pokemon XP is like doubling the size of RSAC but making everyone chill and friendly
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/08/2026
I fucking give up
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/08/2026
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 25/08/2026
APT Iran right now
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