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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇

@pwallinga.bsky.social
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Bluesky's favorite opera composer [citation needed]. Not tonal, not atonal, but a secret third thing. Posts about music, D&D, and loads of other nonsense. Adequate approximation of a teacher, if you squint | she/her | midwesterner in 🌉

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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 5h
It's absolutely been that long—at least for me. I was enchanted by this in high school
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 5h
LUCY!!! HI SWEET BABY
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 5h
I always blame administration, although some of that is from fear of unreasonable parents (justified or no). The most recent egregious example of this I heard was a student who got in a physical altercation with a classmate that ended with them PEPPER-SPRAYING THE PRINCIPAL. But there was an IEP, so
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 8h
And here I was, fully assuming the body can simulate this on estrogen even if you don't have the parts, like... "wow. HRT is a miracle. the human body is amazing"
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 8h
NANCY WHITE SOX ORGAN PLAYER YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO MEEEE
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 8h
At least show him, he'll appreciate it
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 13h
Here’s a word you might not know: serotinous. It describes, among other things, the cones of the lodgepole pine, which will not open and release their seeds until they experience the intense heat of a fire. The ash bed, you see, is rich in nutrients, and the fire makes way for sunlight. (1/2)
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 17h
To be fair, this is a traditional greeting among woodwind players.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 17h
Alternately, find the sports gays
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 18h
You'd be shocked how many stories I hear from teachers where "the kid has an IEP" is immediately brought up as this ward against action—like it means the kid MUSTN'T be redirected, given better tools, helped to do things differently, or taught to change at all. They want to wash their hands of it.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 18h
It's going to be livestreamed on the Paradox Opera Twitch channel 10/25 at 8 EST/5 PST!
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shaggy inkcap. There are four other mushrooms in this family: Velma inkcap, Fred inkcap, Daphne inkcap and Scooby inkcap.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ALL REJOICE!!!! IT IS POSSUMS DAY
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
asking the pope "how many local models do you run" and still thinking i'm going to see the pearly gates
Pope Leo XIV # @Pontif.
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce.
There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?
You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what, military aside, I'm gonna go ahead and stan. This was the Nazi-killing days so I'll allow it
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only two D&D endings are "massive scheduling and/or interpersonal conflict" or "kill God and have a gay wedding"
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not getting any better.
Moe
Mommy? Do you ever just feel like crying?Hey! It's Mommy!
Leif
Did you say Mommy?
What a happy name.
Oh, yes, and I'm Leif.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also to people who played the Civilization games and can't spell very well. Suleiman the Magnificent and his glorious onion hat will wreck your shit if you're not careful
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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've just found this in a folder and it might be my greatest achievement.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never know how aggressive to go with them. BOO-tricia SKULL-inga? Patricia Hallowallinga? Patricia Wailinga (smoothest fit, but subtle enough that people might just assume that's the spelling and put it in a press release)? I don't know, man. October gets earlier every year
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Telling myself I'm postponing my Halloween name change because I have Exciting Professional Announcements Imminent, and definitely not because I can never think of a Halloween name that isn't at least 60% lame
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/11/2025
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Geoff(rey) the Killer
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm hearing Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek, but this works too.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This made me tear up and immediately send it to my mom. She's always saying this about my sister and I as musicians, but the origin story is ABSOLUTELY her insistence on making sure we had the piano lessons she wanted but couldn't afford as a kid.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very different vibes of wrong. The first one has sort of a cheerfully-ignorant-Anglophone-yokel charm; the second almost goes with several of my favorite recurring linguistics bits that no one likes (excessive infix plurals and overcorrecting plurals to -opodes) and I frankly might adopt it
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that Dr. Seuss in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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The Pocket Book of Boners - Wikipedia
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Every California election result is like DEM: 78% REP: 19% Prop 7: Amend state constitution to remove tax exemption for descendents of slave traders to fund removing lead paint from elementary schools YES: 48% NO: 52% bsky.app/profile/yoha...
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
30 Rock has a weird amount of these jokes where they mention queer/trans people as a joke but forget to actually do a joke around it, so it just becomes an earnest throwaway statement that I lowkey support? Like yeah, that must be hard, Mr. Weinerslav, I hope your doctor approves your surgery soon
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this posits a beautiful future where he dies on the podium mid-sentence on the final day
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a John Henry story. These newfangled slop machines can churn out word salad faster than any man. But Donald Trump is no ordinary man. He's the king of garbled stream-of-consciousness misinformation. He'll race that machine for 32 days until his heart gives out, but in the end... he'll win.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The famous B-side of the ABC song, Loch Lomond
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Andrew Dunn @israfelcello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi there Bluesky community! I need some help from everyone. The Nashville music community has been thrown into an unprecedented crisis, and we need help here. This needs to be shared far and wide, because there are a lot of wonderful talented people whose lives and careers are at stake.
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Nashville Symphony to Suspend Season Amid ‘Financial Crisis’ [Updated]
The 80-year-old arts nonprofit’s board voted unanimously to take steps toward overcoming a $10 million deficit in its operating budget by ending its regular season early and putting staff on furlough....
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That show graduated top of its class at the Top Gun School of Absolutely Not Homoerotic Screenwriting
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bojack Horseman underwater episode has to be up there, and I don't even know if that's my favorite episode of Bojack Horseman. (Season 5 finale is a major contender.)
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
new: emily blight’s wife & former barista said she placed 9 glazed hams on bing crosby’s grave because she was full of hope for the first time in years after finding emily’s cache of US Acres vhs tapes amid a search for a baggie of erotic jelly beans. see? i can just slap together sentences, too.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God I would love to drink a beer at maps
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even though "Mr. Shu" would have scanned perfectly well... incredible
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Sentence™ is back. The Sentence™ has never been more back.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEW MUSIC! Thanks to the First Readings Project and J. David Moore for the beautiful recording!
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Patricia Wallinga - I suppose the time will come
I suppose the time will come Music by Patricia Wallinga Text by Emily Dickenson performed by the First Readings Project conducted by J. David Moore
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's definitely some trigonometry that you could do with that one scene in Top Gun where he's very obviously standing on a box next to Anthony Edwards because the captain that's yelling at him looks, in comparison, 5 foot 2
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where was this recorded, somebody's woodshop?
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is NOT the height Tom Cruise is. Like you said, men with their heights and their lies
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of EXTREMELY few standard repertoire pieces of chamber music that features the double bass!
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Duck's Job Is Helping
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are God's Team now. And not even that is enough to save us
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not even a singe "dude wtf" from any of them? For shame.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this book actually a tangible solid object, or is it just a conveniently book-shaped pile of slime?
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