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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Just call her. Or i'll do it for you. ((+1) 911 is the only murican number i've memorized, so she better be working there and have that raspy sexy voice)

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I'd argue that soup weather begins at 0.69 (C). But that's probably bc i spent too much time up north.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Would have been a lot better if it was 69 (F). Fuck the fuckery units tbh, but if it has to be F, it should be at least 69.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

This is why they wear brown shirts. They take it too serious and have to be all anal about it.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Been out for the better part of a month, so i pretty much have no clue. My boat project is still unfinished, i found this lady that i still like. A friend got to shoot a huge moose last weekend.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Ok, my bathroom smells like girls makeup from last weekend. Am i straight again? Who knows. Anyways, i think i'm once again a little bit in love, and given the burden of my job i have limited time for social media. Sweden is still ok, the deers seem to give 0 shit about the world etc..

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Toes can be lived without. (I guess a leg too, but that'd be way harder). Oh Tiffy, get well and back to life soon! ❤️

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Glad to be back on #foodsky and behold this beauty... 😐

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

It's october, and i'm in scandinavia. I should wear jorts while doing it, right?

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Fuck that! My brother got septicaemia from a just a small prick wound on his leg and got hospitalized for weeks, and there were talks about amputation. Luckily the 9th try with different antibiotics worked, and it turned out just fine. Damn. Life can take some steep turns sometimes.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

They got the tiddies, and they can also fart. Women are the best.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Hey. Went offline for a few weeks, and just now saw this whole "leg being a bitch" thing. Hope you're allright!

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

@mozsab.bsky.social @db007.bsky.social @prairie-druid.net @metalfreakneo.bsky.social (And everyone else i forgot) Come say hi there, it's a safe space with nice ppl. And if you're lucky enough to time it right, i'll be doing some bs in voice chat with a really weird accent.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

You can find me here, and i think i ain't gonna bother much with bsky.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I'd say i rather check in there than other social media, on my limited time doing bullshit on the internet. TY so much for that invite, a while ago.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Following with curious interest.... What local news should i subscribe to?

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I should at least be able to sneak in a couple of those vibrating penis rings, right? But how do i charge them?

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Ok, so this whole rapture thing. Are we supposed to pack anything? Can i bring my sex toys, and how many pets can i bring? Will i get picked up, or do i have to go to the bus stop? So many questions.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

If i were a vaper, this could have been me. 😬

"In an effort to mask my scent and get the big buck today I put Doe in heat in my e-cig. Needless to say, it didn't work, and now my moth taste like deer pussy"

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Lovely, but i don't really recognize myself in that portrait. Must have been a really shitty day...

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

My ass just took a huge sigh of relief, in your honor.🌬

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

It has come to my attention that it's "bisexual visibility day" today. Here's my proud bisexual face taken during my trip to Iceland. Behave in the comment section, and dickpics may be submitted to the Penis Museum in Reykjavik, rather than to my inbox plz.

A very gray, bisexual and weathered man, with a gray cap in a gray landscape.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Damn, i had no idea (never even knew there was such a thing). Now i just need to figure out how to celebrate it. 🍻

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

For me, it has to be the hot dog. I eat them out of necessity ofc, and i don't hate them. It just does 0% to my brain. Just tummy stuffing.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

And yes, i will gladly lick a friend - since you asked.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

First of all, i feel this. I was the same up until i had my gallbladder removed and that somehow changed my metabolism. Second, your wife nails being a wife...❤️

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Reposted by Satchman Deerspooker.

Fabric Of Concepts @fabricofconcepts.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

(with alt-text)

Youtube commentary on a video about Wolfenstein 2 the new colossus:
"Hello everyone, I'm a centrist liberal and let me say that the first Wolfenstein is too damn hard and I can't get past the first level. The enemies won't listen to my reasoned discourse on why their ideology is flawed and just shoot me to death. I have a lot of weapons at my disposal, but killing the nazis would make me as bad as them. Does anyone have links to a walkthrough that would allow me to keep the moral high ground?"

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Thank you! I just instaposted old screenshot meme bc fitting. They need to open up that feature so you can go in and add it later - or even for others to add the alt.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Ok, i just found the "mute thread" feature. 🤯

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Ok, chill bsky... it's an ancient meme.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025