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Satchman Deerspooker.

@puttepulver.bsky.social
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Frilansande feltänkare. (to my old mutuals, i am "Sven")

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Ok, my bathroom smells like girls makeup from last weekend. Am i straight again? Who knows. Anyways, i think i'm once again a little bit in love, and given the burden of my job i have limited time for social media. Sweden is still ok, the deers seem to give 0 shit about the world etc..
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
You can find me here, and i think i ain't gonna bother much with bsky.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Taking a pause, y'all. 🫡
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Ok, so this whole rapture thing. Are we supposed to pack anything? Can i bring my sex toys, and how many pets can i bring? Will i get picked up, or do i have to go to the bus stop? So many questions.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If i were a vaper, this could have been me. 😬
"In an effort to mask my scent and get the big buck today I put Doe in heat in my e-cig. Needless to say, it didn't work, and now my moth taste like deer pussy"
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It has come to my attention that it's "bisexual visibility day" today. Here's my proud bisexual face taken during my trip to Iceland. Behave in the comment section, and dickpics may be submitted to the Penis Museum in Reykjavik, rather than to my inbox plz.
A very gray, bisexual and weathered man, with a gray cap in a gray landscape.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Regina Spektor anyone?
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Fabric Of Concepts @fabricofconcepts.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Youtube commentary on a video about Wolfenstein 2 the new colossus:
"Hello everyone, I'm a centrist liberal and let me say that the first Wolfenstein is too damn hard and I can't get past the first level. The enemies won't listen to my reasoned discourse on why their ideology is flawed and just shoot me to death. I have a lot of weapons at my disposal, but killing the nazis would make me as bad as them. Does anyone have links to a walkthrough that would allow me to keep the moral high ground?"
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Ok, i just found the "mute thread" feature. 🤯
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The Metallica and Lou Reed fuckup has to be miles above anything else on this list...
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Y'all fkn hot. You know that, right?
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
ISS piss tank seems to be doing ok! What else happened during the weekend?
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Presente: The dog who HATES, and wants to fucking murder all men. 2nd date. Friendship achieved.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
HONSE!
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is how you ACTUALLY do dickpics.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
This Week's Onion Magazine:
Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Is my cock big enough, is my brain small enough - FOR YOU TO MAKE ME A STAR? 🎶🎵🎵🎶
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Me, getting worked up about some "local" political bs in discord: ..... Someone posts a gif of one of my teen crushes. Me: .................................
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Sean Howe @seanhowe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 18/09/2025
#OtD 18 Sep 1990 Canadian soldiers and police tried to invade the Kahnawake reservation. Kanyen'kehà:ka (Mohawk) First Nations people who were resisting construction of a golf course fought back, and forced them to retreat after seven hours of fighting stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1259...
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oh, Come On 🤮
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Orange fuckface really officially declared himself a fascist, just now, didn't he?
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I bet his dad is a cop, part time firefighter and former astronaut. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear brown belts. 😆
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Having this on my TL sure does help to lighten the mood, cleanse the pallet and makes my feed so much funnier. The world is burning, everything goes to shi.. aoah.. some just drained their potatoes in space!
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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Man... No words
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At the Gates-sångaren Tomas ”Tompa” Lindberg är död
Hårdrockssångaren Tomas ”Tompa” Lindberg har avlidit, det bekräftar hans familj för SVT Kulturnyheterna. Lindberg var tillsammans med bandet At the Gates en av den svenska extrema hårdrockens frontfig...
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Tompa 😭
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
*taps shoulder -does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Fuck being in physical pain. Seriously.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Sometimes bsky gets deep, and touch the real important subjects. 🥹
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Nerds debating fish wellbeing is my fav little corner of youtube. There's fighting over what to do if you caught one a lil too deep, and they can't swim back down... I have opinions. Several on how to save such fish, but the one that comes to mind is: It's a good tasting fish, too.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The real sport season is upon us. (I am ofc talking about hockey here). I'd like to share some words or wisdom, to bring into this season: -Winning is not important. What's important is that your opponent loose.-
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a hockey player with the number 91 on his jersey is kneeling on the ice
ALT: a hockey player with the number 91 on his jersey is kneeling on the ice
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Overheard this exchange between two nurses: -My wife has put me on a diet. 😔 -Is she your fucking master or something? -She kinda is, yeah. But don't tell anyone about that. -Take the fucking cookie! -Ok, so you're my new master now, huh? -Yes, and you need to lose weight, just not today.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Having a bunch of 20yo coworkers, that you're also "responsible for" can really take a toll on ya. I spent weeks this summer to get everyone to agree on the schedule for this fall. Everyone agreed upon it in juli. Today, on the same day as the shift: "This time doesn't work for me." 😑
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
They really sold out, didn't they?
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hate me all you want for this, bu U2 is actually good shit.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Fuck it, i'm giving the guys who gets frequently reposted on my TL a follow to see where that ends. My following list is narrow enough that this should result in minimal blocking action.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This needs another lap on the internet.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My last visit to the liquor store, i thoght: Ah! White wine! Haven't had that in a long time. I now remeber why i never buy white wine, unless it's for a fish stock or sauce or something. Just not my gig. Now i need to go buy some shrimp tomorrow and make a soup. Ain't wasting expensive shit.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Remember the old internet, when ppl had theiur own webpage in htlm and had a guestbook? That era feels so innocent and pure, looking back.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Irl grinder, but it's only for ginger dudes. Too bad i'm not welcome. 🥺
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Dried booger leprechauns need to go. Serously. World wide problem, that spands class/race/ethnicity and something we could all probably unite on. Get them out, build that wall!
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It has come to my attention that i need a ferret.
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two ferrets are standing next to each other on a table .
ALT: two ferrets are standing next to each other on a table .
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
😭
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Big sad rolling in like it's a weather.
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This one pic of my old horse, Akriva, is for @prairie-druid.net 🤠
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I'm not durknt! Yuo ear! @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Knees be the sexiest body part of women.
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a building and says fite me
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a building and says fite me
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