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skeeter devilpenis

@guypussy.bsky.social
11K followers 443 following 85K posts

28. attention addict. he/him. bunny dad. sometimes ASMR. mortal enemies with the marlboro man. i post a lot.

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 2h
today is going to be very hard
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11h
the most beautiful thing a woman can do is say jimminy cricket by george i think we’ve cracked the code and then slobber sloppy style all over my bits
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11h
petition to make pets live forever
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11h
🫣
youtu.be
male modesty training | asmr
YouTube video by Rainbow Cat ASMR
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 13h
i think i just need to call it. i need to put mr kips down tomorrow 💔
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 13h
okay parties are hard but everyone loves me and i had fun
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 17h
me, overthinking: is it rude to show up on time to a party ?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 19h
you actually can have your cake and eat it too if you make two cakes
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
being a woman is like: (flawlessly executed advanced tap dance routine. anvil drops on my head and kills me) being a man is like: (sitting in a lawn chair farting a bunch)
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 19h
don’t worry ladies, mr handsome has arrived
selfie of a man slightly smiling. he has a bleach blonde mullet and double eyebrow, high nostril, and septum piercings. he has a neck and chest tattoo that is being tastefully displayed by his scandalously unbuttoned button down bowling shirt. he’s internally worried it’s too many buttons unbuttoned but it’s okay it’s hot
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
going nuts in the pit. and by the pit haha well i mean her armp it’s
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 21h
once again on grindr giving hrt advice to eggs and not getting my dick sucked
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 22h
am i allowed to nap is that allowed maybe
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 23h
i need to shower and then it’s time to decorate this cake like my life depends on it
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 23h
pooping my balls off pissing my dick off
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They pulled Mr Pibb’s cock off like taffy
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 23h
got home to see my old man absolutely zonked
my senior rabbit mr kips laying on his side squished into a tiny cat bed that my other bunny lotus is loafing in
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
used the men’s restroom for the first time
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
being a woman is like: (flawlessly executed advanced tap dance routine. anvil drops on my head and kills me) being a man is like: (sitting in a lawn chair farting a bunch)
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i am awake
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
beef obrady
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
piss here often, champ?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ballroom hairstyling asmr anyone else
youtube.com
ASMR Ballroom Hairstyle💜Part 2 #asmr #asmrhair #hairtok #ballroomhair
YouTube video by Mariya_Usan
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guys i have to wake up tomorrow at like 5:30. for alzheimer’s
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
cracking up at armp it’s
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
going nuts in the pit. and by the pit haha well i mean her armp it’s
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i’ve been wondering why i keep getting ads for laser and i think it’s just because the nature of my life
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guys i have a confession. i was on the down with cis bus that day
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
manosphere influencer who’s obviously hiding something he’s insecure about
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
chat gpt please visualize copyright free breasts
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my friends are doing the coolest shit and i’m ova hea like aye im jerkin my tiny penis
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i got triple penetrated at big boys bbq beef shack and all i got was stains i cant remove
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i am full of meat
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
does anyone have experience implementing sliding scale into their business
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh my god tomorrow is gonna be so much
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s kinda crazy how sports is for nerds
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
putting my lunch on the business debit like a boss
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a dr pepper to soothe your ails mlady?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i would like to calm down
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
babe…… u spin my head right round….. when u go down….. when u go down down
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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OK so I'm having some issues with the post-op dates for my surgery next month, the office previously told me I only had to stay until the 13th & now they're saying I have to stay until the 19th. Do any mutuals in the bay area have a spare room or something that I could crash at for a week?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i always feel so guilty charging late cancellation fees
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sometimes work is like wow i love my job im so good at it and sometimes work is like wow im a horrible stupid idiot
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
skeeter you need to eat food before your work day because you don’t have any gaps in your schedule and u will die
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good news for women bad news for toilets i’m awake
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sorry i didnt put any skill points into cock size at character creation i wanted to get tier 3 telepathy instead. so i can read your mind if i want to right now. stop thinking about how small my cock is i can hear you
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
open.spotify.com
if someone like me will do
saoirse dream · grimdark · Song · 2026
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my mom got a bob today and has a date with a 6’5 man tomorrow she’s lowk having her baddie era
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY LISTEN TO SAOIRSE DREAMS NEW ALBUM !!!!!!!
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