iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

<toddler abstracts our bike trailer safety flag> me: what are you going to do with that, kiddo? toddler: I'm going to safety the cars that drive by with the safety flag

000

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/10/2026

#Recall: Pacearth Direct Recalls PACEARTH Swing Seats; The seats, metal carabiners or quick links, or webbing straps of the recalled swing seats can break during use. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...

25717

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/10/2026

#Recall: ONTHEWEI Recalls Baby Bath Seats; The recalled bath seats violate the mandatory standard for infant bath seats because they are unstable and can tip over while in use. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...

03717

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/10/2026

#Recall: Romorgniz Recalls Six-Drawer Dressers; The dressers violate the mandatory safety standards as required by the STURDY Act. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...

23617

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*nods even more knowingly* the clowntain goats

41273

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dada is *very* silly. Many such cases

000

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

told the 11yo to babysit the neighbor kid for a bit. amelia bedelia ass

021

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it’s so cute to see them bring home all the little projects they work on in school. like worksheets, and art, and norovirus

0112

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i'm going to let the lads watch it and just fast forward through the bits with the woodsman and the beast. a bit too intense for us. technically they've seen it before but that's the fun part about babies, their brains barely work at all

0381

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

tis the season for parents whose kids are newly off to school to start receiving bad reports from the teacher about the kids' hilarious (to me) misbehavior and posting them on parenting forums freaking out

6665

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me: can you help me tidy up? pup: <considers> no...i think I wanna make a big mess.

000

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"the big wall of China!" -Pup, just now

001

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

them: <erudite, thematic, timely> me: it's trains and skeletons this week me, under my breath: at least the skeletons are fresh

011

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Toddler Parenting Thought: What do they call the "ring" finger in societies that don't wear wedding rings?

000

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So, they're refusing access to a lawful regulator? On what basis? Why didn't the other have a compliance department? Where are the porcine auditors?

110

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Telling the story of the Three Little Pigs minus the Protestant Work Ethic: Challenge Level IMPOSSIBLE

131

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the first video we've had over 5,000 views, and the first over 100 likes! Other people liked this!

122

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the first video we've had over 5,000 views, and the first over 100 likes! Other people liked this!

122

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you squint, you can see how a toddler might communicate with the five love languages. But you have to squint a lot.

youtube.com

♥️If I speak with the tongues of men and of toddlers…

YouTube video by Pursuit Parenting

132

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Boosting again for people getting COVID vaccines (thank you for getting vaccinated!!) because my mentions are full of people finding it helpful. There is way more detail (and citations!) in the thread both up and down but this is the key info!

19499239

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Understandably! We got it at a State Park in NJ, in a Smokey Bear swag bag. I'll see if I can suss out their source, if I remember

100

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Writing this alt text was an adventure and a revelation. Why do I find this image so powerful? It's evoking some other anti-war imagery, but darned if I know what

000

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pup got some #SmokeyBear swag a few weeks ago. Looking at this magnet, Pup goes "Dada, what is that stick?" ... Kid has never seen a match. ... Just gonna go drench myself in lighter fluid and wait for the end.

A photograph of a refrigerator magnet. The magnet is an action cartoon of Smokey Bear, a semi-anthropomorphic, bipedal bear wearing blue jeans, a ranger hat with his name on it, and nothing else.

Smokey is depicted in the midst of breaking an enormous fire-starting match over his knee as if it were a piece of kindling. The match is approximately as long as Smokey is tall, and as thick as one of Smokey's arms.

The image is reminiscent of images of long guns being snapped in like manner, and evokes the idea of Smokey as a fierce opponent of human-made fires.

311

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

me: wow, kid, that whole quesadilla is gone! now...did you hide any food anywhere? kid: i did hide some food me: where? kid: um...in my mouth. so I am very full.

021

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are you sure he doesn't...need his bones?

010

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just realized that I might need to accelerate my plans on when to introduce toddler to the Locked Tomb

010

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my toddler: can you pick up your dinosaurs their toddler: no my toddler: why? they're knocked over!

010

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Live your life in such a way that, when you pick them up from school, toddler shouts "oh no, it's [parent]!" and runs to your arms, full tilt

031

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me: are you boy-shaped or girl-shaped? kiddo: [redacted]. are you skeleton-shaped? me: ...well, yes, I guess

000

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For services rendered, I ask one tenth of the praise that my child receives for pooping on the potty. Services rendered, here, are midwifing and doula-ing my child through pooping on the potty.

010

Pursuit Parenting @pursuitparenting.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

2yo just said to me "I think we're tapped on pouches." The kids are listening.

000

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What I see when you send me an obviously AI email:

I Really Like Slop! (a children's book by Mo Willems). The picture on the cover is a pig holding a disgusting bowl of green goo with flies, while an elephant looks ill in the background.

4397

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17/09/2026

#Recall: Melissa & Doug Recalls Fire Truck Activity Board Toys; The fire hose port can come loose and detach, posing a risk of serious injury from choking hazard. Get refund or replacement. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

15721

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17/09/2026

#Recall: Esjay US Recalls About 276,000 Toddler Busy Board Montessori Toys; The recalled toy violates the small parts ban. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

03414

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17/09/2026

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Pvauert Infant Walkers Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fall Hazard; Violate Mandatory Standard for Infant Walkers CPSC is aware of six incidents, with three resulting in head injuries. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

cpsc.gov

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Pvauert Infant Walkers Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fall Hazard; Violate Mandatory Standard for Infant Walkers

24112

Reposted by Pursuit Parenting

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17/09/2026

CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the retailer, Shenzhenshi Yiping Keji Youxian Gongsi, dba Yinklev, of China. Yinklev has not agreed to an acceptable recall of these dressers or to offer a remedy to consumers.

1262