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some schizo dog

@purplepuppyad.bsky.social
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woof woof >~< nsfw, 18+ only, braindead schizo puppy with brain damage

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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
chat, i'm fucked. i lost like 60 pounds and my boobs got BIGGER SOMEHOW
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
woof
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Kevin OLeary, kys
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this is gonna be fun
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
woof
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
truly incredible
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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 07/05/2026
here u go u sickos
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
nintendo might murder me when i release this we will see lmao
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
i forgot that my body is soft and delicate now. been doing a thorough skincare routine for so long that i pressed a bowl into my dugout thing and it bruised me lmao wtf
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
how am i supposed to offer people money if nobody has DMs enabled
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i hate this fucking platform. what a cringe piece of shit it's literally worse than twitter was by usability
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
that bitch has no clue how much they just fucked themselves
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
woof
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
grrr
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Bela mopdog @belamopdog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Mira Missingtexture @fedi.argentumcation.zip · 06/05/2026
You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
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Steve 52 NO KINGS, NO FASCISTS @radicalsenior52.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i've been doing squats
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i know it's insane but i don't like following people with more followers than me
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Christina Jewett @by-cjewett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
SCOOP: The F.D.A. blocked the release of studies finding that Covid and shingles vaccines were safe. In the case of Covid, FDA staff had to withdraw studies heading toward publication: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...
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F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe
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J.L. Worrad @worrad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
fuck, i love being hit and pressed into the ground. it feels so good, if only the night didn't have to end
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/05/2026
Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth
Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i'm a good girl, please just tell me what to do. on my own i'm only a mutt, i'm only real when owner is near
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
disturbing but awesome benefit of properly washing and moisturizing my face: my face clears up from crying very fast lol
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
how do people not hate themselves? i feel like every night i'm melted by endless guilt. idk even know what for. idk what i did to deserve this. i just want to help people, i spend all my days working for the sake of others. but somehow i know i'm the worst. ugh.
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i uhhhh, help lol. i don't think i've consumed enough iron... or b12... fuck why does my body just not keep essential fucking nutrients ughhhh
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
same ngl
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
all buttons should come with lil leads that are exposed on the surface so you can autonomously actuate them without motors. i'm keeping this in mind for my next device design
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i'm gonna learn to draw, the world is not ready
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
today is an awesome day.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
bunny morning
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
rich people don't deserve to feel safe outside. make sure they know we fucking hate them
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
if you see a billionaire, beat them to the fucking ground. they are why you can't buy food, they are why we are illiterate. theyre killing us, it's no time for highroading. it's TIME TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
so i managed to create an anon apple account for my iphone and i was making a gaming profile and HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ALREADY HAS "puppywhofucksurmom"
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
anime boys used to clumsily fall over onto anime girls in suggestive positions all the time. but you don't really see that anymore. we discovered it's because an unusually high percentage of early anime boys had underdeveloped cerebellums. this trait has been bred out of the current generation
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
every day manic. i love stimulants.
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
haiiii i'm feeling manic agaaiiiiin i'm gonna go eat, but like i may be slightly too dizzy hehehehe
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i will NEVER use ai on my work or for any other reason. i have it a chance and now i see the plague. everyone has the chips, you're all fucking lost to the machine. stop letting the rich eat your brain. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WAKE UP
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
how the fuck can people stand to use iphones??? this fucking sucks. the keyboard sucks, it hardly registers my taps, it nags me about nothing and opts me in to suicide oh sorry i meant to type opts me into AI GARBAGE
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking about posting nudes when i sadpost
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you should follow me uwu
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you don't know this but I've been dropping lil low power VPN nodes all over the place for YEARS. my data can come from anywhere
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the benefit of my lifestyle is that i live nowhere. I'm off the books. they could still get me, i make poor decisions often. but if my connects alert me, you'll never find me
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm gonna run for president
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i score so high on my cognitive exam that they told me that it may be detrimental to my chances of keeping a good care team.
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm manic again sorry
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i love arguing on the internet. its like a fucking drug
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some schizo dog @purplepuppyad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
my friends are always in need of help... i wish i was good enough to get rich so i could actually do something... fuck this cruel world. ill break it someday and i work till my heart stops to make it there
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