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Ormstein

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Was "Donkey Dave" but attracted inappropriate dating requests ! :) Galoot. Accidental Dr Doolittle. Leicester Tigers fan. High Priest of Rhythmic Noise. This is me on the angry place: twitter.com/sarky_snake

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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 20h
National #poetry day - Conor Oberst
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23h
National #poetry day :
Lyrics to 9th and Hennepin by Tom Waits
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone snack on good vine tomatoes like they're plums, or just me ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just read that the infrastructure in Britain is only designed to work between 5°c and 25°c. Knowing that now it seems obvious. Climate change is affecting other people's far worse , but it is not going to be fun here.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just when I think I'm winning When I've broken every door The ghosts of my life Blow wilder than before...
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Neagley was fun ! I love a bad ass heroine !
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A good thing about retirement is that when the dogs wake me to be let out at 4am, and piss about for so long out there that I am completely wide awake , I do not really care. No work to get up for. I can doze back off or have a nap later :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking back from my early retired position, I am realising how much of my life was looking at the clock yearning for the work day to be over, then feeling tangible relief when it was. Even jobs I enjoyed. The persistent scrutiny for value.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Christ, sporting national anthems fucking ramble on don't they ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone else eat vine tomatoes like plums ? Just me then...
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm proud of myself after the last few days. Nothing life changing or anything, just being arsed.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
static.klipy.com
Proton Pack
ALT: Proton Pack
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live JD and the FDCs Spunk Volcano and the Eruptions Dirt Box Disco Idol Dead Suckerpunch Psychic Pimps East Town Pirates Red Flag 77 Reckoner Work of Art
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The smell of shit actually woke me up at 5:00. Dog had shit in the hall, and twice in the dining room, one of them the size and shape of a porn stars cock n balls. Wandering out to the bin naked but for slippers needs deleting from my security camera. Fine, and you ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The moon landing in 1969. We had a TV dragged into the school hall and we watched it. I was at primary school.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been mostly retired for 15 months now. Not having to work is amazing. Being able to work if I fancy is amazing. I haven't really filled the work hole with anything so I'm treading water. That's not so amazing. Ive started my viking death clearance so that's something :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been thinkin'... I have spent my life wearing hats for others: son,father, employee, manager... I have no idea what I , personally, need or want having retired early. I have survived horrors, and carry scars. Time to work out what I want while I still have time. Just blogging into the void :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Absolutely PISSING down with rain. So beautiful to listen to through the open window..
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@1steviekilner.bsky.social Christ youtu.be/Y5OO-geX4H4?...
youtu.be
Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes) - Poison Oak (Bluegrass Underground)
YouTube video by Karl Anton Nordmark Haapala
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favourite bible verse ? " There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base .."
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can you imagine how badly you must abuse a mammal before it refuses to breed ? U.S. fertility rate hits historic low as women delay pregnancy and have fewer children : NPR share.google/w9duCoqo9w5V...
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U.S. fertility rate hits historic low as women delay pregnancy and have fewer children
Americans are having fewer babies than they used to. This fact, along with the decline in immigration, means big changes for families and society.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@rthinimbecile.bsky.social I made Spike Milligan laugh once. My proudest claim to fame. And I adore Ian Dury and Tom Waits. Followed :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Toe in water - Anyone know how much my 1978 Gibson Les Paul is worth ? Its near mint - no road rash or anything. I think I need to sell this beaut Ive owned for 30 years :(
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I worked for a high profile senior executive who was discovered to have lied about his credentials and achievements. He was just fired, quietly. Those of us who knew were asked, not ordered, to not gossip about it. He was white and middle aged. I guess the rules were different.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The sky is leaden. Wind has picked up. Rain forecasted for the last 3 hours. Nothing. I think the sky has forgotten how to rain.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi , I'm a skip on a rainy night at 60mph on a CB900f2. I'm also a brain stem stroke.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Clacton surprise for me is not that 25% of votes cast were for a comedy alien, but that 22239 people voted for Farage despite everything that is known about him.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Photos remind me that it is the 9th anniversary of me holding the greatest heart I have ever known until it was stopped. Murphy, I will never not miss you or stop loving you. In a bit, good boy 🖤
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@novembervivi.bsky.social ❤️ :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Coach Bombay's birthday today .
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One day ,a retrospective movie will be made about Trump, and the truth will have to be toned down in order to make it more believable. Americans made the worst person in the world their leader.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The beach here might be the best family beach in the world. Ca'savio. Pearl white sand, gently sloping beach into bathwater-warm sea.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When did electric scooters become the chosen sleds of BadManTings ? Fuck me, a Ronin remake would be truly shit now.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scotch eggs are never as exciting as they seem are they ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just dragged my sweaty old carcass back from the gym. Found a watermelon in the fridge. For the first time since I was a kid I ate a half. Maybe the most delicious, refreshing thing I've ever eaten. 🍉
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What a lovely movie Project Hail Mary is !
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am seriously fucking bored of sweating now.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I honestly think this is my very favourite summer lunch in my life : bull and bladder ham salad hoagie, cheese n onion and two pints of Bathams bitter.
Pub lunch
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yorge is our friend. Funny, smart, a wonderful gymnast and teacher and a fine human. He went home from England to Venezuela earlier this year. His town, La Guiara, was devastated by the earthquake. He is living with homeless surviving family in the mountains. Can you help ? gofund.me/3297d800b
gofund.me
Donate to Help Yorge and His Family Rebuild After the Earthquake, organized by Katie Ormston
(My name is Katie, one of Yorges close friends in the UK who has … Katie Ormston needs your support for Help Yorge and His Family Rebuild After the Earthquake
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Granddaughter stopping over tonight . Trying to get a very hot 2 year old to sleep : 1. Every fucking crow in the midlands is shouting at the others outside her window. 2. Every fucking motorcycle in the midlands is revving the fuck through my town 3. Evening Chorus is like a fucking horn section.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Indoors just unbearable. I've come down the bottom of the garden to see if there's a shred of relief.
My garden viewMy garden view My roof
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am so fucking BORED with sweating !
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is Gemma. Beautiful, funny. Great mom. My friend. She fought a heart defect every single day of her life, and finally lost to it last Friday. She genuinely loved every single day of her life. Be more Gems. Rest in peace little sis' 💔
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's 32°c What does our Cocker Spaniel want to do ? Fucking lie on me all day. ** Sigh **
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The press fucking love it. Don't give a fuck about politics, just the schadenfreude and gossip. BBC News - Talk of Starmer staying on to fight is fading fast - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Talk of Starmer staying on to fight is fading fast
After Andy Burnham’s by-election victory, support for the prime minister is evaporating, writes Laura Kuenssberg.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"You're not a bad listener, 99% of people are fuckin' boring" - Darby Hudson
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social ref your earlier post xx
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