Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Murphy. I will never not miss this soulmate. In a bit GOOD boy ❤️🩹 030
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've really not been looking after myself for a couple of months. Never have prioritised myself very highly. I was accidentally on telly with my beautiful mate a couple of weeks ago and I saw a broken, podgy old git. Couple of weeks of giving a shit about myself since is making a difference. 000
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Life with animals is all about shit really isn't it ? Donkey shit twice a day. Horseshit too. Dog shit off the lawn every other day, occasionally off the floor overnight. Gecko shit every couple of weeks. Cat shit ? Had him nine years, no idea where he shits. #iamshitbloke 010
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Half an hour into the Mayor of Kingstown S1 ep1. I have no fucking clue what's going on. 100
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Look out to sea and listen to this x youtu.be/zYZWbzEmWY0?...youtu.beLara Fabian - Caruso (English lyrics translation)YouTube video by TheNewCitizen 010
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Alice, our rescue has had coughing fits since midnight. Dug, our other rescue, has climbed up my arse in shaking terror for the last 3 hours. Who needs sleep, eh ? 001
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A month ago, I really thought this baked, yellow wasteland was dead for ever. Nature is wonderful, coming back to life so quickly. 010
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm in her head now, and loving it. Taking in great sights. Great catch mate x 011
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"There is unrest in the forest Trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas The trouble with the maples (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light"... 030
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had to talk my mate down from stomping on some cunts head at work the other day. 110
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyone snack on good vine tomatoes like they're plums, or just me ? 031
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Honestly vee, my pal Ana asked if I could help her with her citizenship application. 3 questions in I was fucked. 110
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My fave breakfast when I'm at my caravan. Sourdough toast for fingers cos it stays firmer when dipping. Yum ! 110
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She can be a grumpy cow. Doesn't suffer fools gladly. Her current band members are great too, have a noisy pink n roll band called His Lordship :) Me ? I'm weird mate. Becoming hermit. Not good at this early retirement lark x 110
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"People moan about famine, just because of death and pestilence, but personally I've never looked better in jeans ! "... 110
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just read that the infrastructure in Britain is only designed to work between 5°c and 25°c. Knowing that now it seems obvious. Climate change is affecting other people's far worse , but it is not going to be fun here. 120
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's odd, you can feel they're as strong and muscular as anything, but their delicacy is palpable. 120
Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026IME we'd sit there smiling conspiratorially as we chomp and slurp. One account I rescued used to have a home baking club. There were jolly comestibles most days. Serious work, wonderful folks. And cake. Occasional pies. 010