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Ormstein

@purebob.bsky.social
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Was "Donkey Dave" but attracted inappropriate dating requests ! :) Galoot. Accidental Dr Doolittle. Leicester Tigers fan. High Priest of Rhythmic Noise. This is me on the angry place: twitter.com/sarky_snake

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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 3m
Aww. Little joys x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 22h
Such a good quality heart on display here.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm so sorry beautiful girl. Dave bearhugs ❤️‍🩹
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rebel's distant ancestor, earlier :) x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
14/10 would munch
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Murphy. I will never not miss this soulmate. In a bit GOOD boy ❤️‍🩹
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A fucking men to that
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've really not been looking after myself for a couple of months. Never have prioritised myself very highly. I was accidentally on telly with my beautiful mate a couple of weeks ago and I saw a broken, podgy old git. Couple of weeks of giving a shit about myself since is making a difference.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tune ! Scary ? Oh no ! How so scary ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Life with animals is all about shit really isn't it ? Donkey shit twice a day. Horseshit too. Dog shit off the lawn every other day, occasionally off the floor overnight. Gecko shit every couple of weeks. Cat shit ? Had him nine years, no idea where he shits. #iamshitbloke
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Accurate 😁
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Half an hour into the Mayor of Kingstown S1 ep1. I have no fucking clue what's going on.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look out to sea and listen to this x youtu.be/zYZWbzEmWY0?...
youtu.be
Lara Fabian - Caruso (English lyrics translation)
YouTube video by TheNewCitizen
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happiest day and life lovely fren' 🥰
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alice, our rescue has had coughing fits since midnight. Dug, our other rescue, has climbed up my arse in shaking terror for the last 3 hours. Who needs sleep, eh ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amazingly charismatic beauty x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A month ago, I really thought this baked, yellow wasteland was dead for ever. Nature is wonderful, coming back to life so quickly.
Autumn garden
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just mowed. Now chilling in the Autumn sun. X
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm in her head now, and loving it. Taking in great sights. Great catch mate x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
National #poetry day - Conor Oberst
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"There is unrest in the forest Trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas The trouble with the maples (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light"...
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
❤️‍🩹
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astonishing.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
National #poetry day :
Lyrics to 9th and Hennepin by Tom Waits
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How bloody lovely 😍
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love that dress. Kill it lovely x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A nine year old American :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He has the vocabulary of a nine year old, honestly.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to talk my mate down from stomping on some cunts head at work the other day.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone snack on good vine tomatoes like they're plums, or just me ?
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bit like you really :) x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our garden is pretty year round. :) x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My garden x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly vee, my pal Ana asked if I could help her with her citizenship application. 3 questions in I was fucked.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ortumm x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bearhugs x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the fridge, 6 1/2 :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How long for your eggs ? X
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My fave breakfast when I'm at my caravan. Sourdough toast for fingers cos it stays firmer when dipping. Yum !
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mwah 💋
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She can be a grumpy cow. Doesn't suffer fools gladly. Her current band members are great too, have a noisy pink n roll band called His Lordship :) Me ? I'm weird mate. Becoming hermit. Not good at this early retirement lark x
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute bad ass rock n roller. Hero of mine.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"People moan about famine, just because of death and pestilence, but personally I've never looked better in jeans ! "...
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just read that the infrastructure in Britain is only designed to work between 5°c and 25°c. Knowing that now it seems obvious. Climate change is affecting other people's far worse , but it is not going to be fun here.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's odd, you can feel they're as strong and muscular as anything, but their delicacy is palpable.
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Until the next feeder arrives :)
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Snout love ❤️
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Ormstein @purebob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IME we'd sit there smiling conspiratorially as we chomp and slurp. One account I rescued used to have a home baking club. There were jolly comestibles most days. Serious work, wonderful folks. And cake. Occasional pies.
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