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Pup Riley

@pupriley.bsky.social
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🇳🇱pup in 🇬🇧. 36. Love Lycra and big toys. Always up for cuddles. North east based. They/them or Good pup/good boy

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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never been on a plane where we had to stop taxiing to the runway and someone had to be arrested from the plane. Not an experiment I’d like to run again.
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Pup_Bodhi @pupbodhi.com · 20/09/2026
HEADS UP: It was discovered that @reconnews.bsky.social has major API security vulnerabilities, making ALL photos/profile details/location info accessible to anyone. And Recon doesn’t want to fix it. stiefelkopp.substack.com/p/i-told-rec... PLEASE SHARE! Our private date needs to be secured ASAP
stiefelkopp.substack.com
I Told Recon Their App Is Horribly Insecure. Then They Banned Me.
Recon’s Platform is Leaking Your Private Data On The Open Web and They Don’t Really Give A Shit
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stung by what I think was a hornet this morning on my run. Holy fuck those bustards hurt.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got new glasses and they feel gaaaaaaay
Poster wearing a blue floral shirt with thin, pink glasses with rose tinted lenses
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got new glasses and they feel gaaaaaaay
Poster wearing a blue floral shirt with thin, pink glasses with rose tinted lenses
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 07/09/2026
This gave my brain a tingle, so I had to draw something. bsky.app/profile/shye...
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sneak preview 😏
Poster in a red jersey wearing American football pads
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ItsADerpDrone 🔜 Pawsome @itsaderpdrone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Private equity firms are cunts, pass it on.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Top tier pancakes or stuff of nightmares? Discuss. American style pancakes with peanut butter and jam, with fresh strawberries. Ft my gaudy but delightful 1970s crockery
Three pancakes topped with peanut butter, strawberry jam and fresh strawberries. The plate is dark brown with a painted on pattern just visible
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not me now also looking at MX boots on vinted. This is your doing @ducky.ws and @archiealpha.bsky.social
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Further update: gear item 1 purchased...
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A great analogy. You may think you’re in control of genAI, and that you’re built different, so your use of it is justified. But in the end, the person who made the One Ring created it for a specific purpose, and it serves that end, even if you don’t intend it. The maker controls it, not you.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Random thought. Do I buy secondhand (vinted, eBay) and is it hot that it’s actually been used…
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David @gxusm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do I know anyone looking for a DevOps job? Fully remote (UK), £64k
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The need and want to buy American football gear is so high at the moment 🥴
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Sophia McDougall @sophiamcdougall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you are or know someone looking to adopt a kitten in London, please get in touch. She's scared but nevertheless already very friendly and likes to sit on laps.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy thong Thursday beautiful people in my phone
Poster in a grey blue thong, showing butt Poster in a grey blue thong, showing bulge and hairy chest
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy thong Thursday beautiful people in my phone
Poster in a grey blue thong, showing butt Poster in a grey blue thong, showing bulge and hairy chest
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Apparently the Cone Count in Glasgow hit 7 this afternoon:
Statue of the Duke of Wellington on a horse, atop a plinth, in front of some classical pillars in the middle of Glasgow.

There are four traffic cones in a stack on the Duke's head … and three on the horse's.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Quote and defend your butt card I don’t think mine is too bad? 😈
Posters butt in a grey thong Poster’s butt, plugged with a large buttplug. They’re naked except for a pink crop topPoster’s butt, they’re bent over showing hole and polePoster’s butt in a jockstrap
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Quote and defend your butt card I don’t think mine is too bad? 😈
Posters butt in a grey thong Poster’s butt, plugged with a large buttplug. They’re naked except for a pink crop topPoster’s butt, they’re bent over showing hole and polePoster’s butt in a jockstrap
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Darkroom Zine @darkroomzine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
TFW: You order 50 of your gay kinky photo zines, but the printers actually send you 58 👀 Re-post this and I’ll draw two people to get a free copy. Get to 250 re-posts, I’ll give all eight bonus ones away.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One of those mornings… featuring my hairy butt
Poster wearing a grey bulging thongThe ass of the poster in the same grey thong
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One of those mornings… featuring my hairy butt
Poster wearing a grey bulging thongThe ass of the poster in the same grey thong
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Steven Pumpkin Spice 🦇🎃 @silent0siris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Note to self
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Oct 22, 2024
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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.
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The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.
knives-in-the-dishwater
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btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ah a thunderstorm in the morning. So glad we waited to take the dog out as it chucks it down…
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dog Date
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I just like blue, ok?
Poster in dark blue briefs with contrast stitching over the bulgePoster in the same blue briefs, shown from behind and slightly down below
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My… precious…
The Lord of the Rings Minas Tirith and grond LEGO sets sat on a kitchen counter, unopened
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Me, if I wear leather?
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Who’s joining me in working from th garden today?
Poster is topless, in skimpyb blue Lycra gym shorts, sat in the sunshine
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sometimes you just gotta take pictures in your thong #ThongTuesday
Poster in a blue skinfit thong, with bulge showing.Poster in a blue skinfit thong, with ass showing.Poster in a blue skinfit thong, with bulge showing.from a slightly low angle
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Janey 🏳️‍⚧️ @janeykb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Have you found yourself in the position of having a Reform councillor?

Here’s how you can help your brand new councillor settle into local government properly: email them this week with an actual council problem to solve.

Got rubbish piling up? Email them.

Bus vanished from existence? Email them.

Streetlights dead? Email them.

Care package delayed? Email them.

Pavement like the Somme? Email them. 

Send them in by the hundred.  Make sure they’re made very clear on what their job is.  

Being a councillor is not standing in front of the Union flag shouting about dinghies on GB News.  It’s reading committee papers at midnight, attending meetings nobody enjoys, holding surgeries in church halls, and dealing with the endlessly glamorous world of drains, social care budgets and recycling disputes.

Welcome to local government. 

The boats are in Kent. The bins are in your ward.

The email address for your ward councillor can be found on your local council website as soon as it’s updated.

Feel free to copy and paste to share wider.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It’s my birthday. Send nudes, Lycra or gear pics? 🥹
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Archie 🔜 Maspalomas Fetish Pride @archiealpha.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
200 likes and I’ll post the full video 👀
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Feeling kinda cute on this fine day
Poster in a yellow velvet and floral top. They have long blond hair and electric blue glasses.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Don’t skip! Post you in another country
Poster stood on the side of a mountain in Bhutan, with a large Buddhist temple behind them.
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That Darn Rabbit @thatdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Morning folks! It is National Spandex Day today! Let's see that slinky side 🥰
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you. In glasses (featuring dog)
Poster in black shirt, pink hat and with black hexagonal glasses. There’s a black and white dog sitting next to them, looking to the left
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you. In glasses (featuring dog)
Poster in black shirt, pink hat and with black hexagonal glasses. There’s a black and white dog sitting next to them, looking to the left
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
@michaelfdubois
Mukad A QuBoy
@michacifdubois
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Florals? In spring?
Poster in floral briefs, shown from the frontPoster in floral briefs, shown from the rear
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Florals? In spring?
Poster in floral briefs, shown from the frontPoster in floral briefs, shown from the rear
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
While section 28 damaged people’s mental health in the 1990s, I am too young to remember a country without same sex marriage 🇳🇱. The damage this did has never been addressed and this may start some of that healing.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Not posted a selfie in ages. Be kind 🙈
Poster in blue glasses, with long blond hair and a fluffy multi-,coloured jumper.
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Is this something people would enjoy seeing? 🥹
Poster showing a slightly hairy stomach and chest, and a bulge in a pink thong View from below of the same bulge, stomach and chest View of the ass in the same pink thong
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Darkroom Zine @darkroomzine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Re-post to win a free zine. I’ll draw this Saturday morning and send it out then 😇
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Pup Riley @pupriley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Is this something people would enjoy seeing? 🥹
Poster showing a slightly hairy stomach and chest, and a bulge in a pink thong View from below of the same bulge, stomach and chest View of the ass in the same pink thong
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