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Puppy Wilder

@puppywilder.bsky.social
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Chicago dumb dog Bork 🐾

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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 2h
Getting a cold during locktober is the 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵. You mean I gotta stay inside, not paw off, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 can’t get bred?? 😡
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll let you hold on to my keys for #Locktober if you promise to give them back 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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Pup Wilde 🐾 @pupwilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LSR City afters got a lil horny. Turns out @puppywilder.bsky.social CAN be a good boy with the right encouragement. That encouragement being @pup-ion.bsky.social ‘s bone 🦴
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having a ruff (:D) day, so send spooky movie recs. Or bone. Enjoy Wilder wags for engagement 🐶
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is why we can’t have nice things 🍾 📸 @photon.dog
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s important to label your property. Anything left off that needs to be added next time? 😏 🖋️ @kinkonthemark.bsky.social 📸 a very good dog who refuses to use Blusky
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’ll be sniffin’ around IML this weekend! Tug on my collar if ya see me 😏
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Locked n’ jocked 🔒💪
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Pup Dart @pup-dart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Be a good dog and Bark for me puppy
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Enjoy a tipsy Wilder nude (Gosh I miss Minneapolis, this was a fun weekend 🥺👉🏻👈🏻)
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Rugrat Apparel @rugratapparel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My next collection is dropping in July and I need to make room! 🩲 🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Like, follow & repost. 5 lucky Rugrats score a free pair of their choice, drawn 3 May. Use code APRILSALE for 15% off (individual briefs only, until 30 Apr). Once stock runs out, they won't return www.rugratapparel.com
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Femboy Wilder? It’s becoming more likely than you think 😏
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What can I say, I’m a work of art 😇
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Finding out this dog has a very short refractory period was worth the pre-CLAW lockup 🥴 ⛓️: @mplsguy1.bsky.social and a few other accomplices
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Love a @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social tighty whitey party 🩲
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Wilder’s PSA of the day: Wear your sunscreen, kiddos. My collar is now burned into my neck for the foreseeable future 🫠
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A bar bathroom 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 to see me comin’ 😏🐾
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
After some much needed post-CAP R&R, welcome back to your regularly scheduled Wilder shenanigans (good boi treats and animal crossing, but make it slutty 😏)
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Of course I was gonna wear rubber to Capcon 🖤🧷
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If I had a nickel for every time the Orange Streak coaster at the Mall of America Cap takeover got stuck, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Shiniest dog at the dickso Oops, I mean disco 😏
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Biggest kid at the dog park 💪🏻
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Foot? Balls? Where do I sign up 👀
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Some of my first pup photos were in secluded public areas cuz I was too nervous to take pics in my shared apartment. I’ve become the dog I am today cuz of those experiences, and I’ve offended exactly zero passersby in the process. Be your weird self, as long as it’s authentically you 🐶
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hai frens, it’s been a minute 👋🏻 This dog needs more shenanigans in his life, maybe even tomfoolery 😏
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ngl I kinda ate with this last minute Sexy King Boo cosplay 👻
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Finally outgrown my biggest toy! Kinda really proud of myself for that 👉🏻👈🏻 Time for an upgrade? 😵‍💫
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
@rubbergimptwo.bsky.social “I love you. But if we get shot while in the same car, I don’t want to haunt the same space with you”
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“Yeah, I’m into sissification.” *pushes boulder up a mountain* - Nine
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Who’s exited for lubey phone cameras and a hotel full of shiny degenerates?! THIS DOG 💙🖤 Catch ya boi at MIR 😏
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ah shit, here we go again 🔒 Day 1/31, let’s get it
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Wilder Quote of the day: @dadvoid.bsky.social: So you’re calling Daddy a fascist?! Wilder: Daddy is just a cog in the capitalist machine
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Good dog behavior at Market Days 😏
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’d like to formally apologize for my drunk bluskeets last night. 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 making cumcube margaritas is “gross” and “why would anyone drink that” ( ̶I̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶ 😇) Anyway here’s some Wilder tail as penance for my sins
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If you want to upset @puptracer.bsky.social , offer him a marg blended with someone’s cum ice cubes 😈
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I think it’s time that this pup got a new cage. Some something metal, maybe something smaller, maybe a different color, maybe something else(?). Any recommendations? 👉🏻👈🏻 (Thirst trap for engagement and good boy points 😘)
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bringin’ Brat Pup Summer back 🖤💚
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/05/2025
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winner announced Fri 6th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Me: Let’s have a chill IML Sunday Also me:
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you don’t already have IML Friday plans, come see ya dog at Primal at Jackhammer! Great DJs, drinks, and impact play demos throughout the night (including yours truly 👀) So if you’ve ever wanted to see me get my ass beat (consensually), gear up and I’ll see you at Primal😘
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swisokofficial @swisoktoys.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Celebrate the launch SWISOK Bluesky and win EXCLUSIVE PRIZES 🎁 HOW TO WIN:1️⃣ LIKE & REPOST this announcement2️⃣ FOLLOW: bit.ly/3SOc5Jj 🔥 PRIZE POOL: 1 Grand Prize: FREE Centaur toy;1 Runner-up: 50% off your next order;2 Lucky Winners: 20% off coupons ⏰Deadline: Winners announced May 25th Tag a friend
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Leave it to @magnuspup.bsky.social to have dino decorations in the bathroom at @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’ 😏 (The latter, cuz this cage and hot DMs are distracting me 😵‍💫)
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘬
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Cleaning my apartment isn’t so bad when I have a 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 🫧
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m suing @rbbrlecter.bsky.social for libel 😤
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Not locking this puppy in his cage overnight led to impromptu 2am dance party 🪩🐾
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Focused gamer dog with absolutely no distractions whatsoever 👾
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Side note, I really hate my og black hood lol. When my replacement hood for the white hood I lost gets in (*spoiler*), ya boi is gonna 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 in it 😈
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Puppy Wilder @puppywilder.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Morning zoomies 😏
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