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Hermes

@pupboihermes.bsky.social
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He/him | Dorky, History-loving bondage boy | part-time dog

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The Drake is a Lie - /dreɪk/ 🔜 FWL Rubber @pup-drake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By the way I should mention that my comms are open! #FurryArt #Fursona #Furry
Wolf Link Zelda SketchGraphic drawing of a locked dogSketch of Fritz's otterDrake Bellboy art
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Pupjoi @pupjoi.com · 22/09/2026
🏍️ GIVEAWAY TIME! 🐾 The Moto Beast Suit has arrived! 🖤 Pure Black 🏍️ Painted Version 👇 pupjoi.com/product/sili... Win this wild new drop! 🔥 🐾 Follow @pupjoi.com ❤️ Like & repost 🏷️ Tag a friend to gear up 🎁 Tagged friend gets 50% OFF if you win! Ends: Sep 28 (PT) #Pupjoi #BikerSuit #Silicone
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Continually frustrated by people trying to ridicule me at work for suggesting we switch to more ethical alternatives. The "I pay taxes which go to do bad things, so I might as well also shop with [evil corporation here]" excuse for having NO personal responsibility is driving me fucking mad.
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/qaujMuj63jg?...
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The Orville - 9 to 5 scene
YouTube video by Ganymede23
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Why should I major in History?"
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's so hard to find any critical engagement with Nolan's Odyssey that's not racist or transphobic so thank god for Emily Wilson.... "there are no sex scenes and the food looks terrible" 😭 no notes 10/10
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That Darn Rabbit @thatdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Using AI-generated men to advertise your fetish event tells me you think all your attendees aren't the sort of people you want, and anyone who doesn't look like a glassy-eyed advertisement for crippling body dysmorphia isn't welcome to try either.
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Okay investigative horny people in my phone, does anyone know that porn with the frat bro vibe where he's like, talking at the camera and acting unbothered while he gets fucked? Been searching for like two days and I cant find it 😪😪
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whatevernevermind @whatevernevermind.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🌿🌱🌿
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 09/06/2026
Pride in yourself. Pride in your history. Pride in your interests. Pride in your communities. Fuck your shame.
An illustration of three fetishists running carrying pride flags. A leather man carrying the leather flag, a rubber drone carrying the rubber flag, a rubber puppy carrying the progress flag. 
The text reads: My pride does not require your permission.
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My local pub is channeling some Piss Kink Hypno energy in its advertising
A Blackboard A-stand on a street outside, reading "you're getting very thirsty" alongside a psuedo-hypnosis spiral in yellow.
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So apparently a side effect of Elvanse can be that it makes you hyperhorny.... this makes the events of my week make lots of sense 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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☁ CorrieZodori - (18+!) - COMMS CLOSED @corriezodori.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A reminder of where I stand. Thank you freaks for being the backbones of society. 💙🔥 #furryart #zodoridoodles
A color drawing of a pastel furry spitefully laying down and gesturing their hand up to some text that reads

I don’t want your AI slop

I need art made with the loving hands of horny weirdos
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 04/06/2026
I didn't sleep at all last night because I'm pretty sure I've done my taxes wrong. So I am asking, please do I know any accountants? Looking to hire one that has experience with merch sales and ideally adult themed stuff (OnlyFans), it's just important they grasp what I do. I use quickbooks.
a sex dog having a fucking meltdown.
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Lunak @lunak.org · 28/05/2026
An important announcement
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fellow neurodivergent perverts, is doing poppers on ADHD medication gonna kill me? 🤪
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Tish🔜Folsom Europe @bestdressedmess.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And he's turned off the comments haha! imagine being such an irrelevant loser that you don't even have the masculinity to stand up for your idiocy. Leather spirit dies with the minute you wear your cap. An entire community is rinsing and rejecting you whilst you whisper from your tiny hovel. Sad.
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AdultJunkDrawer @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
text: reach for the stars / rampant dong and burning motivation. floating dude over castle aflame
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
fucktoyfelix
Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic

- Sex scenes in art are pointless

-Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants

-Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading

-People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life

-Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work

The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
PSA that if you get leaflets from Reform UK you can return them to this address via post and they get charged the postage 🥰🥰🥰
A hand holding a stack of 4 envelopes, each reading the address:

REFORM UK
FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC
83 VICTORIA STREET
SW1H OHW
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Caleb Giallo (NSFW) @calebgialloxxx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nah. Fucking disgusting. Don’t give your money, time or energy to right-wing “pick me” gays.
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REGULATION @regulation.store · 28/04/2026
Do not force it, respect the process. Chek out these tips to have a safe anal play journey. 🍑 #regulationlondon #gaykink #analplay #asstoys #gayfetish #safe
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QUTOYS @qutoys-official.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
🎉 QUTOYS x GWAG Giveaway! 🎁 How to enter 1. Follow Bluesky account: 🔹 @qutoys-official.bsky.social 🔹 @gonewildaudiogay.bsky.social 2. Comment on Reddit post: Done + any emoji (example: Done 🎉) More info: (www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...)
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My friends are so prettyyyy 🥰
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 25/04/2026
Ghost hands are awfully grabby.
A photo of a man with two large white toon gloves interacting with his head. One is grabbing the top of his head and the other covering is covering his mouth.A photo of a man with three large white toon gloves interacting with his head. Two are grabbing at the top of his head, whilst the other is cupping his chin. is grabbing the top of his head and the other covering is covering his mouth.
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Orc boys are VERY in this spring 🙂‍↕️
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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
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Pupjoi @pupjoi.com · 02/04/2026
🐶🐾 NEW DROP + GIVEAWAY 🐾🐶 One lucky pup will win a FREE Furry QuadPaws 🐾✨ 🛒 Shop now: 👉 pupjoi.com/product/sili... To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @pupjoi.com 2️⃣ Like ❤️ & Repost 🔁 Winner announced April 9 (PT) — good luck, pups 🖤 #Pupjoi #Paws #Pupplay #Fetish
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#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 01/04/2026
⭐️NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️ So excited to announce our new show CHAPPELL AND THE CHILD! Starring Linus Karp as Chappell Roan, Joseph Martin as the child and Kate Butch as the security guard this dramatisation follows the most important breakfast altercation of our time. 🎟 link in bio
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Luso ✨ @pupluso.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
it’s a long shot but are any London *mutuals* looking to move/have a room going in the next few months? 😋 I wanna be in a kinky household haha
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♡ Juniper🪽♡ @juniper.sisters.gay · 09/03/2026
saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah
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SELonSwitch 🔜 London Leather Weekend 🖤 @selonswitch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
After this morning’s news about Darklands I just wanna say anyone that wishes to study my piss is very welcome, and I have just the tool for it 💛
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lacri 🔞 | commissions closed @lacrimale.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I interrupt my typical hornyposting to say FUCK DISNEY! Pirate the fasho mouse's movies!
A screengrab of a Guardian article headed by an image from Elio, featuring a young boy with an eyepatch and some sort of reptile (idk i havent seen the movie) reading "pixar chief says LGBTQ+ plot elements cut from Elio as company is 'not making therapy' . . . Peter Docter says Pixsr eith concentrate on more commercially appealing films adrer staff dissent over deleted scenes that implied lead character was gay."
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If my body is a temple, it is The Water Temple from Ocarina of Time: a labyrinth filled with sentient blobs, bats, and unnecessarily obtuse puzzle mechanics.
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Daddy Jinn 🔜 MFF @jinn.dad · 08/03/2026
C'mon now. I know a TF trigger when I see one. *pours you a glass*
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The Drake is a Lie - /dreɪk/ 🔜 FWL Rubber @pup-drake.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'll also do a giveaway! Four chances to win! ✨ Like ✨ Follow ✨ Repost ✨ Comment what you'd want to be zonked into doing! I'll pick the four winners at random on Sunday the 8th!!
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Hermes @pupboihermes.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Friends! Enemies! Those who are an erotic combination of both! If you like fantasy/sci fi, gay stuff or supporting small artists, consider backing this kick-starter!
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🎃 Trip Ghouley 🎃 @trip.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The time is NOW. Valenziaga will fall. Category is: Science-Fantasy EXTRAVAGANZA! Think Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets Chronicles of Amber. High drama and high CAMP! Spread the word! RT, tell your friends, shout it from the rooftops! BACK THE BOOK TODAY! #booksky bit.ly/3OIVfNs
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The Fall of the House of Valenziaga: A Special Edition Novel
It’s Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets The Chronicles of Amber in this queer post-apocalyptic science-fantasy extravaganza!
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
in theory i’d love to date a cute shy boy, in reality this is my idea of a perfect first date, so
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What The Trans?! 🏳️‍⚧️ @whatthetrans.com · 15/02/2026
Stick it up your Cass report Taken at Manchester Trans Pride 2024
Person in crowd with pink hair, glasses and backpack holding up sign with bold text saying "stick it up your Cass report".
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 11/02/2026
before/after
A man sat on a carpet with his hands behind his back.A rubber gimp sat on a carpet with his hands behind his back.
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