Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 8hnobody appreciates the struggles of being a hung gooner… wdym ‘stroke that tiny dick faggot’, look at it 1351
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026❤️ to turn the e-stim on 🔁 to replace it with something else 📸: @selonswitch.bsky.social 1526
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026should i retire this jock or keep it around? 😈 #humpday 2562
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026considered making a thread on how to make a good poppers trainer but honestly so much of it would just come back to TRY IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU POST IT 2100
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026btw if we’re mutuals and you live in london there’s like a 90% chance i want you to pound me out, goon me out, or both 👀 0210
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026making good use of the cuck chair 😈 3762
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Really needing encouragement not to cum — help a boy out? 😳 ngl.link/discotwink 610810
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearAethia @aethiakink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's time to rise and... Shine 21289
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026cancelled spin so i could stay home doing this 🥰 3585
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Several hours later… 4848
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As is stands, this is over a year… so let’s just all agree I never get to make myself cum again? 😈 2522
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You get given this drone as a gift, wyd with it? 6977
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026gyatt? 46911
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026mating call 27510
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I came 😫 but tbf he did take this picture of me after, so, worth it 😈 0464
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ready for you 0728
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There’s life before this video and there’s life after it, the two are not the same 😵💫 0100
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026gonna be a real hungover gooning kind of day 😈 send me encouragement/abuse here: ngl.link/discotwink 1725
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Celebrating week one of being a good no-cum boy by remembering how @selonswitch.bsky.social thinks I should cum 😈💦 26911
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDelius! 🔜 MoG @pupdelius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're laughing. This stoopid goony loser is horned out of his mind and you're laughing. Keep doing it 😈 061
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026please stop bullying me!! it’s so embarrassing… wait, you’ll stop if I… if I wear this thing? But… but it doesn’t even fit! You’re laughing again… no it’s NOT making me horny… #fcf 210013
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m gonna regret this… 😳 MAKE ME A NO-CUM GOONER BOY 1 like = 1 day not cumming 1 repost = 2 days not cumming 1 comment = 3 days not cumming If a dom chooses to make me cum, the counter restarts, plus 1 day. If I make myself cum accidentally, 2 days get added on. Fuck me up, bros 🫣 3518926
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026a #humpday handful 😌 4866
Reposted by Dandy 🔜 Ministry of GearDandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Remembering when my ex used to come home to this 😌 1372
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026don’t mind a bit of hair, do you bro? 4847
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Remembering when my ex used to come home to this 😌 1372
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Had such a blast at @gearbound.london 😈 huge thank you to the organisers, volunteers, bar staff, and my fellow depraved patrons 🥵 3655
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026god, had forgotten how much of a deep ick it is to be proud of looking young. chatting to a new acquaintance last night and he says ‘oh sometimes a pretty young thing comes on the scene and i feel insecure, then he gets older and i still look like this’. and win what? the p*edo-baiting awards? 050
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This man is my favourite gooner porn god idgaf 190
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026giving myself backshots for #humpday 🌊 3705
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026do y’all agree with this guy I dated a while back? 😳 4634
Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Wrapped up and edged out for @subboy021.bsky.social 1435