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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear

@dandygooner.bsky.social
2.6K followers 1.2K following 1.4K posts

27 | uncummed since 17/09/2026 | mostly a good gooner boy, sometimes a good rubber drone, occasionally a good femboy girl | London 🇬🇧 DMs open, MDNI

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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 8h
nobody appreciates the struggles of being a hung gooner… wdym ‘stroke that tiny dick faggot’, look at it
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
❤️ to turn the e-stim on 🔁 to replace it with something else 📸: @selonswitch.bsky.social
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
double cheeked up on a thursday 😌
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
should i retire this jock or keep it around? 😈 #humpday
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
considered making a thread on how to make a good poppers trainer but honestly so much of it would just come back to TRY IT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU POST IT
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
objectify me in the comments 👉👈
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
btw if we’re mutuals and you live in london there’s like a 90% chance i want you to pound me out, goon me out, or both 👀
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
making good use of the cuck chair 😈
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Really needing encouragement not to cum — help a boy out? 😳 ngl.link/discotwink
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Aethia @aethiakink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's time to rise and... Shine
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cancelled spin so i could stay home doing this 🥰
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
happy #humpday bros 😈
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
definition of goonfuel
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Several hours later…
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As is stands, this is over a year… so let’s just all agree I never get to make myself cum again? 😈
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You get given this drone as a gift, wyd with it?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gyatt?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mating call
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I came 😫 but tbf he did take this picture of me after, so, worth it 😈
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rate my form
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ready for you
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Several hours later…
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There’s life before this video and there’s life after it, the two are not the same 😵‍💫
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Check the comments to find out 😳
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gonna be a real hungover gooning kind of day 😈 send me encouragement/abuse here: ngl.link/discotwink
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Celebrating week one of being a good no-cum boy by remembering how @selonswitch.bsky.social thinks I should cum 😈💦
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Delius! 🔜 MoG @pupdelius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're laughing. This stoopid goony loser is horned out of his mind and you're laughing. Keep doing it 😈
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
please stop bullying me!! it’s so embarrassing… wait, you’ll stop if I… if I wear this thing? But… but it doesn’t even fit! You’re laughing again… no it’s NOT making me horny… #fcf
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ready for you
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
God I’m fucked 🫣
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m gonna regret this… 😳 MAKE ME A NO-CUM GOONER BOY 1 like = 1 day not cumming 1 repost = 2 days not cumming 1 comment = 3 days not cumming If a dom chooses to make me cum, the counter restarts, plus 1 day. If I make myself cum accidentally, 2 days get added on. Fuck me up, bros 🫣
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a #humpday handful 😌
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mating call
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remembering when my ex used to come home to this 😌
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gooning out to this 😵‍💫
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what do you think of my new suit?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
don’t mind a bit of hair, do you bro?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a #humpday handful 😌
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remembering when my ex used to come home to this 😌
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Had such a blast at @gearbound.london 😈 huge thank you to the organisers, volunteers, bar staff, and my fellow depraved patrons 🥵
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m there 😈 anyone else?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
god, had forgotten how much of a deep ick it is to be proud of looking young. chatting to a new acquaintance last night and he says ‘oh sometimes a pretty young thing comes on the scene and i feel insecure, then he gets older and i still look like this’. and win what? the p*edo-baiting awards?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gyatt?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This man is my favourite gooner porn god idgaf
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
missing the sun already #humpday
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
who’s doing this to me next?
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
come on in
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
giving myself backshots for #humpday 🌊
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
do y’all agree with this guy I dated a while back? 😳
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Dandy 🔜 Ministry of Gear @dandygooner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wrapped up and edged out for @subboy021.bsky.social
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