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Punished Jess

@punishedjess.bsky.social
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i got off *last night*, i took a SHOWER since then! WHY IS MY DICK STILL LEAKY
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
today i had an appointment with my psychiatrist and i filled them in on everything that's happened in my life over the last 3 months, and after recounting all of it in one go like that i broke down crying i put up a tough front but this shit has been so fucking hard
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
seems like everyone's getting bottom surgery lately and im so so happy for all the girlies but im starting to feel like that one kid watching all their friends go off to college while they have to repeat senior year
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 13/05/2026
me when im dr gero
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
just coughed so weird at the coffee shop that i blacked out for a second and forgot who and where i was
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO GET FUCKED MINNESOTA
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i hope i have a normal cool dream tonight and not a weird distressing one where im lost in a huge building that's an apartment complex and a mall and a museum and a hotel and a theater and im just in endless hallways trying to find my friends and evade antagonists and find a safe place
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
feel like shit i just want him back
Ted Kaczynski
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
what is going ON in this game these ladies can't stop crashing into the net
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🔞Danny Redwoods❤️‍🔥 @dannyredwoods.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you want more free nudes here, give this one lots of engagement! #nude #feet #nsfw
Danny, naked and barefoot, laying back on a couch with his thick thighs spread and his pixelated soles facing the camera. His long curly brown hair is down and his right hand has a tight grip on his inner thigh, leaving indents under every spread finger.
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
for a long time i either didn't have dreams or didn't remember them on waking up, in the last few weeks ive been having tons of disturbing dreams and i would like them to stop please
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
at work a customer wanted to ask if my register was express, but what she said was "do you take any size load" chat, y'all know how i had to respond
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i feel bad for not boosting more MA lately but im stuck on an alt with 24 followers, so
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i need a good night at the club sooo badly, what's gonna be the big events all the girlies are going to for NY pride this year
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
slightly increase a band Seven Mary Four
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 12/05/2026
Hey so i have canceled my Hulu 5 fucking times and it still keeps coming out, which just wiped out my entire account, so Grace had to bail me out If you can reimburse her the $25 I would be forever grateful. $lessthangrace Or me at $LaurenMcKenziest if you don’t have cash app - v, pp 💜💜💜💜
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
chaser who likes Babylon 5: transgender is like Minbari
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/05/2026
"Within social media platforms, offenses against straight white guys are considered especially heinous. On Bsky, the dedicated mods who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
afternoon showers are just the best, like anytime between 1230 and 430 and then being able to chill while it air dries? unmatched
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band Enziguri Murphys
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TheProxyGuy @cardsbyprox.com · 11/05/2026
One for @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band Stone Temple Flight School
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band blink-183
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band Green Weekend
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
boys with dicks that get extra fat in the middle......
an emoji that is blushing, melting, and smiling in a way that suggests extreme horniness
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
got some dunkins breakfast, smoked half a joint, and had a massively intense orgasm so how's your morning going? 😘💚
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
(waking from multiple nightmares each night about having to live in a derelict building and digging through wreckage for important things) yeah this whole being suddenly and permanently displaced from my home due to a neighbor burning his apartment down didn't really affect my mental/emotional state
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
pro tip: you can turn a parasocial relationship into a normal social relationship by hopping on it once, which will make its little wings fall off
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
and is party rock in the room with us right now?
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
why is the official switch 2 dock 125 goddamn dollars, am i supposed to believe the console by itself would sell for only $325 bc i fuckin don't, i don't believe that at all
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
got sent to hr again
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 11/05/2026
gay sex
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🗣️ LET 🗣️ CARTOON 🗣️ CHARACTERS 🗣️ DO 🗣️ DRUGS
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the people at nickelodeon are cowards bc they won't let april and the turtles smoke weed
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
anyone else kinda feel like the season finale of daredevil was libbed up and stupid
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
cool thing about being stuck on an alt is i get to like my friends' good posts again
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i love that the ending to mega man 2 is that after beating dr wily it took him a year to walk back home
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it's tiktok and we all just gotta accept that and live with it
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
deserved
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
FUCK OTTAWA
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
idk if it's me or this new vape cart but it's got me ugly coughing
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
that new mortal kombat movie? pretty dang cool i gotta say
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
On Her Majesty's Gynecological Service
still from the classic James Bond opening where you're looking at him from inside the barrel of the gun with the rifling pattern around a circular view of James Bond (looks like it's one of the Daniel Craig movies?) shooting at the viewer
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
bsky's specialest little boys are doing an anti-terrorism 😌
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the wrong teams won in both pwhl games tonight 😠
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
proof of life
im pulling up my shirt and showing my fat tits and tummy, and my nipples are pierced
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
tfw you catch a 7 day suspension for a post from 2024 bc someone is a thin skinned crybaby 🙄
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Punished Jess @punishedjess.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this is a sneaking mission 📦
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