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Carl

@punchsport.report
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Writing about combat sports at the end of the world. www.punchsport.report

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Carl @punchsport.report · 23/07/2026
three years ago (within a week, actually) someone asked how well I would be able to hang on as everything got progressively worse, and however much worse those three years have been than I could have imagined, I am still hanging onto 2023 carl's response:
A screenshot of text that reads: "I'm not ceding the space of this sport to some of the worst, dumbest motherfuckers on the planet just because they got louder and more desperate. I was renting UFC on VHS before Dana White was here and I'll still be watching the day after he wakes up in Hell."
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Carl @punchsport.report · 22/06/2026
after months of hype the UFC just launched their official, Meta AI-powered rankings, and everything is going great. apropos of nothing I'd like to congratulate Rafa Garcia on winning the Lightweight championship while no one was looking
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Carl @punchsport.report · 21/06/2026
New Japan wrestler Tomohiro Ishii at a press conference saying "I'm a sad man, write whatever you want about me" because Kyoji Horiguchi got knocked out at a UFC event and I cannot speak for myself.
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Carl @punchsport.report · 07/02/2025
there are worse.
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