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Just a Pumpkin

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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe some Cheetos skulls, spooky nuggets, and Halloween pasta shapes will fix me
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 6h
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Brain Damage
YouTube video by Joywave - Topic
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 7h
Laundry timer. Pill reminder. Text from your mom. Never what you were hoping for, is it?
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 8h
Folding laundry and listening to old sad bastard music. In a real mood And I keep getting hit with this sense of fall nostalgia October is tomorrow Things are changing
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 9h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Carmilla from anime movie Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

She's blood red, steaming, freshly revived, rising from her sarcophagusCarmilla, looking back over her shoulder. Now fully clothed in red and gold cloak with her weird hammerhead looking hat hairdo thing

Magnificent staircase, it must be said
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. When I said I wanted a nice fall evening I did not mean start burning your wet stinky smoky leaves, neighbor Air purifier on turbo I guess Happy autumn 🙃
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to go to the county fair Eat caramel apple and deep fried garbage Ride horrible spinny rides Look at crafts and large vegetables Dust and wind and autumn evening
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chips > spears
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We report: the moon rose as it was already getting dark, and it was drizzling. It was only by chance that we saw it glowing through the clouds, and decided to wait until the wind pushed them away. It was a full moon yesterday, but as usual, it seemed equally full tonight.
Digital painting: a yellow full moon is glowing brightly in a dark blue sky, the light bouncing off the edges of some dark clouds.
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Grid @isbergillustration.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider Contemplating the Medium Sized Morally Ambiguous Wolf #illustration #werewolf
Drawing of a werewolf type thing with a too long unhinged jaw and a red background and glowing yellow eyes
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even I am not tempted by this And I'm a sucker for Halloween stuff Bottled ranch is gross No thank you
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Skulls and Sheets @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our Mari of the pumpkin patch
A mari holds a pumpkin in a patterned cloak
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soup Dumplings
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Major bummer My copy of Pan's Labyrinth is bugged. The first half is fine, and then it simply won't play or respond in the second part I got it second hand for like $3, so it's not a huge loss, but it's irritating. And the disk is flawless, so it's not like it's scratched or something obvious
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⸙࿔*:・༄˖
A drawing of a dragons enjoying apples. The caption reads, "I can respect my need for fun and my need for rest."
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's ok to prioritize your own health and look after your own needs. It's ok to eat potatoes with every meal. It's ok to look like a haunted thing from the forest who scares other haunted things.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
Pumpkin is a fruit.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
My pronouns are: none. 😔
Please, do not refer to me 
Even better: do not perceive me 
For practical purposes, I don't exist 👤
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🔥🌡️🐕💩 🔪☠️ ⚰️💤 -🎃
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goth Auntie alert Midnight Hour Edward Gorey collection @cupcakegoth.bsky.social www.midnighthour.com/collections/...
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Edward Gorey
A limited edition licensed collaboration with Edward Gorey. Before "goth" was a word, Edward Gorey had already drawn it. From Victorian and Edwardian figures to meticulous crosshatching, and misfortun...
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did too much Hip is out Hurts Help Need to be functional the next couple of days I'm in trouble
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pumpkin carving season
A smiling, friendly face carved into a foam pumpkin. There's a stack of more orange pumpkins in the background. I'm working on Halloween. It's making a terrible mess, as you can see from the gloves covered in bits of foam dust at the right
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Speaking of looking like a deranged muppet, time to get some more hair dye
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme was delightful Mood: improved significantly
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Annoyed and eating pizza beans and pistachio mousse about it
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tucker @tuckeryart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They/them/we/us Texans [Name] for [office] THAT'S IT THAT'S THE AD This is such an easy slam dunk response but nooooo
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vaccinations ✅ Groceries ✅ Extra burritos in the fridge ✅ Movie of questionable quality ✅ Settled in for a crash ✌️
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok so it doesn't cover the sugar free anti-soda angle but it's good scalawagmagazine.org/2026/03/let-...
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Let Us Explain: Body Fascism – Scalawag
Body fascism is not a relic of the past. It is an active feature of modern imperial regimes.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a half formed thought in here somewhere about the return of flavored seltzer and the sugar free fad being harbingers of the return of 90s diet culture, fatphobia, and extreme body control under fascism You'll live by our standards or else
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was not born to ride and grind. I was born to manifest and haunt.

I was not born to put in face time with a boss; I was born to put in face time with supernatural forces. 

I was not born to create pivot tables in Excel. I was born to inspire dread in the hearts of my nemeses.

The Sinister Affirmations Deck from Boredwalk
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🎃🍪 pro tip The Pillsbury Halloween sugar cookies. Pumpkin, ghost, etc Sublime straight out of the oven but go to rock hard shit the minute they cool off Plop them onto another cookie before baking. Chocolate chip, pumpkin spice, whatever, same size Even better: Brownies in a mini muffin pan
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Old Saints of Blight's Hollow wish you a Joyous & Restful Labor Day. Don't work yourself to the bone.
A statue of a person with a many horned ramskull head holds a human skull with a candle lit atop it. Statues of many hands reach up from the ground.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I do wish this mentioned ME/CFS by name (it even calls out PEM!)
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I like this song but every single time I get reminded I'm aroace by the line about knees. Knees? Allos, wtf. Knees? Ok. Ok. No. I don't wanna know. Let's never mention this again. youtube.com/watch?v=XH8D...
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BTSK
YouTube video by MS MR - Topic
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nobody's Fool 🧵🦋☀️ #art
a digital drawing of Dolly Parton as the tarot card "the fool", based on the song Dumb Blonde. Instead of blithely walking toward the edge of the cliff, she walks away from it, her little dog Crackerjack at her feet. She holds a multi-colored bindle over her shoulder, with a spook of thread poking out, leading to the needle held aloft in her hand. She wears a purple-blue jumpsuit with a sheer neckline and voluminous sleeves. The whole suit is bedazzled and there is a scene of Icarus falling from the heavens into the sea on her lower half. The border is pink, with a repeating pattern of butterflies, sparkly crying eyes, rhinestones, hands with crossed fingers, flowers, broken hearts, and pocket watches.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Crashed hard, had disturbing dreams, now I want mozzarella sticks
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Mozzarella Cheese Sticks My Beloved
Alt: Heart locket opening to reveal a photo of mozzarella sticks with marinara, and the other side says Mozzarella Cheese Sticks My Beloved
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tubi has The Devil's Carnival, Alleluiah!, and Repo! rn Time for some bizarre musicals
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The Ghost Egg @theghostegg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s time for little haunts 👻🎃

Digital illustration by The Ghost Egg of three ghosts in a dark wood floating around three glowing jack-o-lanterns that depict a cat, a smiling face, and a moon and stars.
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"The work and everyday labor of living with ME/CFS contains this recursive loop of everyday labor of being ill." For @motherjones.com, I interviewed @elimrogers.bsky.social on her book tracing the history of ME/CFS and what it's like to be exhausted in America. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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The relentless work of being sick
A new book examines the labor of getting chronic illness diagnosed and treated—for those lucky enough to get care.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
From the Boredwalk Haunting Affirmations deck
A large dark card in a stand. It's an affirmation, but spooky. The borders are swirly nouveau ish, with ghosts and leaves and tombstones

Ignore those fools who say they want "positive vibes only."

Everyone knows you need positively and negatively charged electrodes to animate the creature you've assembled from the remains of the dead in your basement. 

Don't listen to idiots.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me with pumpkins every September 1st 🎃
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Acquired new water bottle. I'm delighted. It's bats! www.simplemodern.com/products/mes...
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Mesa Loop with Covered Straw
Airflow Relief Valve: Large opening enhances straw drinking experience.Contoured Straw: Made with mouths in mind, a wider opening means easier sipping with minimal effort.Twist-In Locking Straw: Zero ...
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No I love this, not mad at all
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Higher
YouTube video by Maromaro - Topic
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ananth @ananthhirsh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry's reading of the Sabriel series is probably my favorite audiobook? Most libraries will have it available, I think! He had wonderful material to work with (I really like this series), and his reading really transported me.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A bit on grief, from Lavender Jack by Dan Schkade
Comic panel from Lavender Jack, detective Teresa Ferrier speaking

When we lose the ones we love, they live on in our minds, unchanged, like old songs. But we? We must live on in the world, to be changed and made strange by it...
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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 26/08/2026
If we really want to honor Tim Curry's memory, then we have to publish like 8 different obituaries, each with a different and entirely plausible cause of death.
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Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Time to watch it again 😭 youtu.be/7AAmgM6FQ_8
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Pass the Ammo (1988)
YouTube video by Phil Trujeque
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