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Pullit Surprise

@pullitsurprise.bsky.social
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Snarky, gay male, retired Biology professor (what day is today?), married 35 years to the same guy. Lib with a brain and no Fs to give to the MAGA crowd. If you want money, want "love" or who only says, "Hi," prepare to get muted or blocked. NO DMs.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16h
Go For It Ladies.......
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 9h
You don't even need to leave the country to learn tolerance. Just leave your town, leave your state or even leave your region. Not everyone is like you, Your "normal" isn't their "normal." Tolerance requires education.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 10h
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Just checked America.gov with the same question and now it won't answer
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social Thank you for the inclusion in your Starter Pack!
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 40th, 45th or whichever birthday it is to @stephaniemiller.bsky.social , the Jack Benny of liberal talk show hosts!
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Jack Benny's Classic Stare and Gesture
ALT: Jack Benny's Classic Stare and Gesture
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This should piss EVERYONE off, especially real conservatives. The American Taxpayers paid for a political ad by the 🍊💩🤡 that aired on various channels on Thursday 9/24. He did not use $1 of his own campaign funds (and WHY would he still have campaign money at all?) www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
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New Trump-focused "Love Me" ad campaign paid for by taxpayers hits airwaves
Ads promoting President Trump and paid for by American taxpayers are now airing on network and national cable.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want my taxpayer money returned for this bullshit. If he wants to run an ad, he can pay for it himself.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bessent's a moron. I don't care that he's of my 🏳️‍🌈 tribe. Impeach the fucker.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
E-Lawn just needs to take his favorite Ketamine and then another dose, and then another... until he's not moving any more.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SINCE THE CIVIL WAR ERA???? Pretty sure THAT's a lie.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another disappointing morning learning that IT hasn't died during the night.
Donald Trump as Pennywise the evil clown
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 🟠💩 never learns: He'll lose on the ban of CNN, MSNow and Politico. He's sinking like a stone on his policies and blaming the "negative" coverage of news organizations, as though they American Public has no right to know what a moron he is. Fuck that guy.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every day, we are bombarded with insane news from Cheetolini's world: inflation caused by a war with Iran and tariffs on what used to be our allies, destruction of iconic places in our nation's Capital, the lack of accountability for horrifying crimes, the draining of our treasury. We are not well.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In other words: "Starve and save money"
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@southerngayteacher.bsky.social Thank you for adding me to your Starter Pack, Educators and Teachers 7!
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any physician who is actively helping to keep tRUmp alive should seriously reconsider their Hippocratic Oath: First, do no harm. Because keeping him alive is harming more people than letting him die from all of his medical conditions.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're in a race to see which dies first: The United States or Donald tRUmp. I'm hoping for the latter. Soon.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@sassysister27.bsky.social Thanks for the inclusion in the Freedom Fighters 15 Starter pack!
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FB reminded me again today that it was someone's birthday, and yet they had passed away a few years ago. The saddest part about the one from today is that she was only 36 when she passed away in the hospital after surgery, far too young to die.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The other day, some MAGAt commented that he couldn't wait to get his $5K from tRUmp. I told him that he's probably get it when he receives his Tariff rebate, and his DOGE checks. He said back that well, HE already got his $1776, so HE trusted tRUmp.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, his career is toast anyway, so why stay in California? Guaranteed that his new movie is a bomb.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's play "Spot the Differences"
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⚜️🌊Tyreen BaconSkin🌊⚜️ @baconskingirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He yells at female reporters, (sorry… Black female reporters) and NO ONE in the White House Press Corps will attempt to defend the women. That’s how low we have sunk.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish we had that option in PA, but we don't. It would be up to the Senate to remove him.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now mixed berries are deadly, thanks to RFK, Jr. In case you can't tell, those are the berries on the right side of the image. Photo
Photo of RFK, Jr. on the left, and mixed berries on the right, Caption reads, "Mixed berries sold in 16 states recalled as FDA warns of 'bloody diarrhea' "
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/09/2026
This iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes has always said so much without saying a word. Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality. Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too. Two giants who helped change America. Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My Rant for today: The Heritage Foundation is a terrorist organization. Project 2025 is the plot to overthrow the government. tRUmp is a traitor and loyal to Russia. RFK, JR. is certifiably insane. Pete Hegseth is completely imcompetent. Prosecute the entire regime and the pundits who helped them.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is your reminder to #RESIST absolutely EVERYTHING that Cheetolini does and stands for. We must bring him down with the midterm elections! #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
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FixNews ⛵ 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇨🇺 🇲🇽 🇱🇧 ☮️Born Again Atheist @fixnewsplease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Southern California's "Mapquest" vows never to rename Lake Ontario. If you're an adult, change your default map source to mapquest.com
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah... whatever happened to this? Oh, yeah... tech bros figured out that kissing the 🟠💩🤡 ass was more important. #google
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey, JV... maybe your god stopped listening to the prayers of the GQP back in the Reagan era.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/08/2026
Pritzker: So here’s the truth, plain and simple: Our state is under siege. Not by protesters, immigrants, the deep state, the press, Canada or Mexico or Greenland, Antifa or Jewish space lasers or pride parades. No. Our state's under siege by a petty, corrupt man in Washington.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you, MapQuest
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I woke up from a nap to find out that the 🟠💩🤡 signed an EO changing the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America." First: HEY TRUMP... you cannot "order" the change to a geographic body of water between two countries. So a BIIIIIG FUCK YOU. You tried it with the Gulf of Mexico, and that didn't stick.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We had three celebrity deaths over three days: Shelly Fabares, Dolly, and Tim Curry But two days ago, Jaye P. Morgan, from the Gong Show died. That means another 2 more celebrities may go soon. There's a D-List celebrity living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC who also weekends at Mar-a-Lago... JS
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The two most difficult things I've had to do in life: -In 1973: Telling my uncle that his mother (my grandmother) died after he drove all night to see her when he heard she had a stroke. -Today: telling my husband that his favorite person, Dolly Parton, has died.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How fucking SICK is this??
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is he dead yet?? It would be a great port of call message to give to the USS Abraham Lincoln .
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s not just the USS Lincoln
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🐾Victoria 🐾 @vickstngirl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you, @coolsprings.bsky.social and @tjjohnson.bsky.social for placing me in your Starter Packs!
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The pro-crime POTUS www.facebook.com/reel/2402948...
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a very sad time of year for me because I lost three dear relatives around this time in different years" Paternal grandmother: Died 8/1/73, buried 8/4/72 Maternal grandmother: Died 7/29/85, buried 8/1/85 Dad: Died 8/4/90; Buried 8/7/90 I miss them all and really wish I could talk to them.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is just rational thought.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pathetic old lech
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