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Pullit Surprise

@pullitsurprise.bsky.social
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Snarky, gay male, retired Biology professor (what day is today?), married 35 years to the same guy. Lib with a brain and no Fs to give to the MAGA crowd. If you want money, want "love" or who only says, "Hi," prepare to get muted or blocked. NO DMs.

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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't even need to leave the country to learn tolerance. Just leave your town, leave your state or even leave your region. Not everyone is like you, Your "normal" isn't their "normal." Tolerance requires education.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the other hand...
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Just checked America.gov with the same question and now it won't answer
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another disappointing morning learning that IT hasn't died during the night.
Donald Trump as Pennywise the evil clown
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So I replied, "Well, I hope you enjoy that Socialist money that you people claim to hate." Now it appears he deleted his original comment altogether.
Illustration of a man with hair on fire and the caption reads "The stupid, it burns"
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's play "Spot the Differences"
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now mixed berries are deadly, thanks to RFK, Jr. In case you can't tell, those are the berries on the right side of the image. Photo
Photo of RFK, Jr. on the left, and mixed berries on the right, Caption reads, "Mixed berries sold in 16 states recalled as FDA warns of 'bloody diarrhea' "
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah... whatever happened to this? Oh, yeah... tech bros figured out that kissing the 🟠💩🤡 ass was more important. #google
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We have one of her autographed, rhinestone-crusted guitars that hangs in a hallowed spot over our large dresser. Dolly was especially kind to her LGBTQ+ fans, and I came to love her almost as much as my husband. Her place in history as a loving, true Christian talent will be forever remembered.
Dolly Parton
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How fucking SICK is this??
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Let us pray...
The image of Death stands with the images of Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham. Death points to an image of a terrified Donald Trump and says, You're next!
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Next he’ll go after whoever stole the damn strawberries.
Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in “The Caine Mutiny. “
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social You've probably already seen this, but it's always worth sharing:
"Pearls Before Swine" comic strip featuring characters Rat, Pig and guest character Luke Skywalker.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fuck Nick Bilton. Fuck Bari Weiss. Fuck CBS. Fuck Skydance. Fuck Paramount+. Fuck David Ellison. Fuck 'em all. ‎
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Larry Flynt and his HUSTLER magazine knew it in 1990, but the MAGA memory hole is very deep and sucks away yesterday's news by this morning. Anyway, feel free to share with any MAGAt you encounter IRL or on the web.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
How he will look on future currency if MAGA survives him... "In Gold We Trust"
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Interesting: the results soo far of an online poll from this morning's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. 71% of online readers want the rich to pay higher taxes than they already do. One less yacht won't kill the rich.
Pittsburgh Post Gazette online poll results show that 71% of respondents want to raise taxes on people earning more than $1 Million per year, 27% oppose.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The new "Doctor Uniforms" as per King 🟠💩:
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hey @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy , @wabc.bsky.social, @nbcnews.com, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy , @msnowreports.bsky.social Would you care to comment on this posting he made last night?
Donald Trump posts a Truth Social meme of himself as a messianic Jesus Christ figure.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Waiting to hear about how this is all Biden's fault:
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Separated at birth? Trump's Director of the National Economic Council Kevin Hassett and energy vampire Colin Robinson.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
#Melania_movie
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Here’s a helpful grammar hint for the 💩pile in chief: read what you’ve written aloud before posting. Every comma is a pause. If you need that many pauses when speaking, then you are too ill to be POTUS.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Nothin screams "fascist" more than dressing up like a tin-pot dictator.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy New Year! May our wishes come true in the new year!
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My only New Year wish is that the 🍊💩 doesn't survive to see the end of 2026.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is absolutely TRUE!! It took effect on December 24 with little or no mention on the MSM. IT will definitely affect mail-in voting in 2026. It's just one more scam by DeJoy in deference to the 🍊💩.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Screw you, Bari Weiss.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Why is it that people complain that my signature doesn't include my full first name, yet THIS is OK?(It's Andrew Yang's)
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Meanwhile, in a White House meeting this morning...
Donald Trump asleep, dressed as a pirate, his feet on a Venezuelan oil drum.
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
C'mon scabby hand!! Finish the job so we can be free of the moron in chief.
Donald Trump's scabby handDonald Trump's scabby hand
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Why does this headline seem familiar? Oh, yeah...
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Does anyone else notice that KKKaroline's current face lift makes her look like Michael Jackson?
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Yup, nothing to see here. This is Gym Jordan's district in Ohio, where old JD is from:
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
#EpsteinList #TrumpIsOnTheList #Trumpstein
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Pullit Surprise @pullitsurprise.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The future of American schools if tRUmp stays in office.
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