pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Waiting on my date but they text me “oops, sorry my AI went rogue and asked you out.” 010
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026cleaning out my inbox until my shame sits at the top once again. 002
Reposted by pukekosGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth 32698757
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026They were huddled around a pile of charging devices for warmth. 000
Reposted by pukekosSteve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 20/11/2025They’re shooting my ass with darts that make me more awake 0151
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 26/09/2025In my final moments, I am calm, knowing that my inventory is organized. 000
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 30/08/2025name: Naeleen Gorgenbap race: human class: ranger catchphrase: “I’m gonna kill ‘em!” 010
Reposted by pukekosCliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 21/08/2025Doing the OA dance and completely fucking up the production codebase 1313
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 15/08/2025the space marines' vibes are off. i want to make an army to kill them. 020
Reposted by pukekosFudgie B. @jinjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2023This is Pink Yoshi, otherwise known as Poshi. Let's help him see all of Bluesky! Quote tweet with this text and picture of Poshi! 13010
Reposted by pukekosAllegra Rosenberg @tchotchke.bsky.social · 11/06/2025despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi 1249091558
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I came to clear jams and refill paper...and I'm all out of paper 😈 000
Reposted by pukekosTomb Svalborg @tombs.bsky.social · 11/01/2025So did anyone else have their #lemonpig mutate and skitter away one week into 2025? 39018
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 09/01/2025i am returning to the millennial's natural state: having no money 000
Reposted by pukekoslinc @lincnotfound.com · 02/06/2023professor x: what's your superpower? ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale 51616592
Reposted by pukekos🦇CinemamindDavid🔞🦇 @cinemaminddavid.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This place is haunted 16914257
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Deleted the posts about Qui-Jon Jinn. I trust my followers know about him, his kills, and all his sins (jedi sins). 010
Reposted by pukekospukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 30/11/2024We've all made mistakes. What's important is that we learn from them, become bette rmen. 041
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 28/11/2024did a cuss at a nazi for the first time on this app today. it's all coming back to me. 120
Reposted by pukekosOllie @ordheist.bsky.social · 18/10/2024just testing the current state of blusky with one of my better performing pieces from twitter 🔎 422677378
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 04/10/2024damn, back at the top of the feed. oh well. saw some good posts. 000
Reposted by pukekosBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 17/09/2024Everyone is posting a lot of “classic Bsky elder content” from the posters strike. But nobody is posting the worst thing I’ve ever read. 4343462
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 12/09/2024i know a street where there’s a big hole with the grate missing. DM me for loc if you want to fall in and do lawsuit. 000
Reposted by pukekosterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 31/08/2024Think it must have been this one’s bday 513022
Reposted by pukekosceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2024the entire chip industry went temporarily insane trying to chase the infinite spigot flowing from the pockets of brainless dolts who'll throw money after garbage as long as it's promised to be faster than whatever slop was served up the previous quarter. but they already had that. from gamers 1261566
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 04/08/2024being the hero of the bus by picking up the can rolling around once it comes to me. 100
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 27/06/2024when i was in my early teens, my grandmother gave me someone's journal that she bought (?) at a garage sale because she thought "it was the kind of thing [i'd] be into." 000
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 15/06/2024Just bumped K**ye W**st off my top 10 in last.fm with KAYTRANADA. Feels good. Honestly should have just straight deleted the plays. 100
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 04/05/2024ruining my life by watching a 10-minute music video too much. 000
pukekos @pukekos.bsky.social · 26/04/2024theonion.comI Have To Admit: I Love The NutsI'm a squirrel on the go. I've got trees to climb and streets to cross. If anybody asks what keeps me going when squirrel duties pile up, I got one word for them: nuts! I know it's a stereotype that s... 010
