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@puffingwilly.bsky.social
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CRIME: Together we'll crack it Clunk, click, every trip If you see Sid, tell him British Pork's got the lot Have you the right to buy your council house? You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife FRESH SANDWICHES Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk Follow me for more sleeper activations
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes! I did something similar with my wok.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stainless steel is absolutely the way forward. We got some from Lidl of all places and they are incredible. Everything I cook goes in those, or a cast iron casserole/sauté pan or wok. Only thing I use nonstick for now is egg-based stuff
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I did, and I have decided the cat is called Basil.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*L'académie française souhaite connaître votre position*
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And I can confirm that stilts are called stilts independently of stilts being called stilts, but both types of stilts are named after a word being long and thin.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ICONIC
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dunno why everyone is saying the emergency alert was too verbose, I thought it was very succinct
A pastiche of the infamous "you wouldn't steal a car" anti-piracy ad with "you wouldn't have a BBQ". HILARITY
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's okay because I am the human equivalent of the ostinato BAM BAM BAM BAM that goes throughout the entire song towards @uk-tank-markings.co.uk 's entire existence. Aren't I bab?
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"contrôle technique homo" sounds like either a) something I need to learn or b) a German Eurodance album circa 1993
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hello am said husband I think I'm glad I lived in France before I had a smartphone and while I was in a period of celibacy because I'm not sure I could cope with "pour être responsable, je go for un sexual health MOT every three months et je signale au nurse if I am at risque of les nasties 👉🏼👈🏼"
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Pingu Mad
ALT: Pingu Mad
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Entirely the same
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Looking amazing as ever! 😍😍😍😍
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I can't even explain why but these taste like licking the top of a dusty table that's been polished with Mr Sheen would taste.
A bag of Asda's "Exceptional" Sea Salt & Black Pepper crisps. Made from British potatoes, as if that matters.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Reasonably sure that even on the one I had done it's not off-centre like this.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I had (incorrectly) assumed aedile was vocative. It's been a long time since I looked at a declension table 🤣
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Monosyllabic adjectives in Latin are like the proverbial dentes gallinae, but... "Trux aedile"? Conjures up a terrifying bureaucrat amidst piles of parchment...
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Boosting this. This wonderful man is keeping me going, please buy his stuff if you want a nice gift for anyone. Thanks so much x
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lisbon continues to wow.
The Monument to the Discoveries (Padrão dos Descobrimentos) in Belém, Portugal, against a blue sky.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I can confirm
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?
The flag of Portugal flies high against the backdrop of the city sweeping down to the Tagus, before a vibrant blue sky.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
To my ongoing chagrin, most of them work...
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights: "Here, love, you're not... ...a shambling horror" ...a dystopian nightmare" ... incredibly basic and ropey" I will add more as they are uttered.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
*I'm informed I inadvertently got this information spot on so maybe you have a point @alexthered.bsky.social
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(And before he's even had chance to see this, I KNOW his response is going to be something like "errrrr actually I think you'll find the Tank Museum only had a Mk 2 as there aren't any extant examples of the Mk 1 in existence ACKCHUALLY")
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm not sure it's as equitable as all that. Like if I ever post "off to the Bovington Tank Museum so I can tick a Mark I Matilda off my life list" you may safely assume I've been bodysnatched.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Knowing you after sprouts, it's probably a good thing you did.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Your IG got deleted? 😔
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Only if it has a combination lock
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
No, you are not.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Oh, I'm well aware, and that makes it somehow worse
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm married to him, and my entire life is an angry upvote.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It would be a shame if due to the appalling attitude displayed by the staff who own the Haggart Bar & Grill in Cork people were to leave negative reviews of the Haggart Bar & Grill in Cork or contact the Haggart Bar & Grill in Cork and call them out on it
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Apologies for linking to the Other Place from here but x.com/ShaneMcAulif...
x.com
Shane McAuliffe 🐷✈️ on X: "So when I left I said how I felt it was inappropriate for a family restaurant to have this hanging up given Conor McGregor was found guilty of raping a woman so violently that her tampon had to be surgically removed, and that i felt it was uncomfortable given his racist views how" / X
So when I left I said how I felt it was inappropriate for a family restaurant to have this hanging up given Conor McGregor was found guilty of raping a woman so violently that her tampon had to be surgically removed, and that i felt it was uncomfortable given his racist views how
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
🥰🥰🥰
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Absolutely love this bit of countryside. Great shots!
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
No, you're not. You're in Intense And Exclusive Focus on One Thing, which will soon be replaced by another.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Update: he's now in the kitchen singing the word "egg" over and over to the tune of Shostakovich's Jazz Suite.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara. I replied "EGGeggegg". And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant. @uk-tank-markings.co.uk
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