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@puffingwilly.bsky.social
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CRIME: Together we'll crack it Clunk, click, every trip If you see Sid, tell him British Pork's got the lot Have you the right to buy your council house? You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife FRESH SANDWICHES Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk Follow me for more sleeper activations
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I did, and I have decided the cat is called Basil.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And I can confirm that stilts are called stilts independently of stilts being called stilts, but both types of stilts are named after a word being long and thin.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dunno why everyone is saying the emergency alert was too verbose, I thought it was very succinct
A pastiche of the infamous "you wouldn't steal a car" anti-piracy ad with "you wouldn't have a BBQ". HILARITY
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I can't even explain why but these taste like licking the top of a dusty table that's been polished with Mr Sheen would taste.
A bag of Asda's "Exceptional" Sea Salt & Black Pepper crisps. Made from British potatoes, as if that matters.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Boosting this. This wonderful man is keeping me going, please buy his stuff if you want a nice gift for anyone. Thanks so much x
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lisbon continues to wow.
The Monument to the Discoveries (Padrão dos Descobrimentos) in Belém, Portugal, against a blue sky.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I can confirm
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?
The flag of Portugal flies high against the backdrop of the city sweeping down to the Tagus, before a vibrant blue sky.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights: "Here, love, you're not... ...a shambling horror" ...a dystopian nightmare" ... incredibly basic and ropey" I will add more as they are uttered.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Apologies for linking to the Other Place from here but x.com/ShaneMcAulif...
x.com
Shane McAuliffe 🐷✈️ on X: "So when I left I said how I felt it was inappropriate for a family restaurant to have this hanging up given Conor McGregor was found guilty of raping a woman so violently that her tampon had to be surgically removed, and that i felt it was uncomfortable given his racist views how" / X
So when I left I said how I felt it was inappropriate for a family restaurant to have this hanging up given Conor McGregor was found guilty of raping a woman so violently that her tampon had to be surgically removed, and that i felt it was uncomfortable given his racist views how
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara. I replied "EGGeggegg". And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant. @uk-tank-markings.co.uk
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Celebrity Lies @celebritylies.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
Peter Stringfellow
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I got light blue 🩵 Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Quizmas day 2! Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it. Feel free to share.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Between now and Christmas I'll be doing a quiz round each day. May be Christmas themed, may not. No Googling (or Google if you want, but it kind of defeats the point). DM me for answers or to let me know how you did!
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Happy Saturday. Here's another connections grid for you to have a go at: connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Nicked from the Other Place, rename your favourite film as a clickbait YouTube video title. Everyone has to guess what film it is. I'll go first: This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Gone and booked another cottage haven't we. This one is in the middle of nowhere in the Lakes and has a hot tub overlooking a river. Bliss
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Today's Connections puzzle connectionsplus.io/game/madqcJ
connectionsplus.io
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Today's Connections puzzle (homemade): connectionsplus.io/game/kXvD8k
connectionsplus.io
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you need a sentence that sums up me as a person, look no further. I've just burnt my hand while trying to remove a crumble from the oven because I'd forgotten that when you bake, the oven gets hot as well as the dish you're baking in. But I got distracted from running cold water on the burn...
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I've been back at work about ten hours
media.tenor.com
a penguin is standing in front of a stove and a kettle
ALT: a penguin is standing in front of a stove and a kettle
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Some would say _too_ enthusiastic
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
"it's weird though, Pokémon. You bring home this cute animal and then it evolves into effectively a person. I mean look at your duck from Pokémon violet. Started out adorable and then suddenly became a whole twink" @uk-tank-markings.co.uk shares his further thoughts
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I have asked @uk-tank-markings.co.uk to name these Pokémon (he doesn't do Pokémon). This should be fun. Top row (L-R): Scytheybird Gaskin Lapras Little Owl Riding Hood Wasperoo Frostfowl
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I bet this person used to snitch on their friends at school
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This was WAY harder than I'd like to admit. Have a go yourself here if you like (top right button to change the language to English): pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Post a ship that is neither Star Trek nor Star Wars.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I would like to inform everyone that I have just eaten an entire pizza and this is due to my ADHD-related tendency to chase dopamine and not in any way because I am a fatty x
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hello folks, I regularly create my own Connections/Only Connect type puzzles. I can't promise any kind of regularity but I figured I'd post them here so you can have a go if you like. connectionsplus.io/game/QbORc6
connectionsplus.io
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🛑 STOP This is a Pokémon checkpoint ✨ Drop your fav ❤️
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a blue and yellow stuffed animal with a turtle on its back
Alt: The Pokémon Lapras
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I rather like Premier Inns, for all the bathrooms are weirdly pentagonal and they tuck the duvet under the foot of the bed with more force than a crocodile's jaw
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You can use the extra money you save to pay for the care home you end up with no visitors
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a close up of a woman 's face with a smile
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a smile
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Oh hi Bluesky, you're a thing aren't you. Let's hope it takes off a bit now everyone is finally leaving Twitter in droves
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Anyone else ever feel like you'd break down and cry about, well, *gestures vaguely to everything* if only you weren't so goddamned tired all the time?
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
I feel like the amount of gays who think they can rock the moustache-no-beard look is FAR greater than the number of gays who actually *can* rock the moustache-no-beard look, and I don't think we as gays are ready for that conversation but that doesn't make it less true. Freddie Mercury you ain't.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Paul off of #TheTraitors is, I think, the closest to an actual psychopath we've seen on TV.
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Will @puffingwilly.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Good morning I am having one of those days where I don't want to do anything or move from under a blanket but I have work later
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