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aanya

@pudeator.bsky.social
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maximum coping skills, little underlying function.

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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new theory on the immigration rules - some niche department needs more money and this is their vessel bc I’m feeling BULLIED into applying at the worst possible time in my life and I’m sure other people are to? Alternatively, lawyer lobby also trying to bleed us dry.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’s been a lot of talk about the tasks that millennials have to do on “the big screen” but one I fear may be unique to Conall is angry emails to politicians and planning permission objections. He’s gotta have the clickety clack keyboard to properly funnel his fury.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New pregnancy low unlocked: walking around looking like a toddler bc I can no longer tie my own shoes and it turns out Conall ties shoes BUNNY EARS STYLE.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Third trimester has shockingly turned into the closest I’ll ever get to body building, but just for my ass? Physio has prescribed an entirely glute-focused daily routine and I’m protein-maxxing for the GD, I better come out of this with some CAKE.
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Conall @luigii.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A photo of Pascal, our tabby cat, meowing at the camera. The image is a bit yellow tinted because iPhone white balance is strange and frightening
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Selected the top 4 candidates for my mat cover and didn’t realize until interviews today that I’d picked an American, a Canadian, a Pakistani……and some man. Feel like my boss would be suspect if she didn’t know I’m literally just a parody of myself.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Feel like private maternity care is a scam bc why would you want to get to know a CONSULTANT better when you can just stay public and book in with an overly complimentary physio a few times? anyway today she told me I looked like charli xcx and “moved really well”
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
everyone in work is constantly talking about how great AI is and today coworker said he’s so happy to have “more diverse voices” available (via using AI to write) even though it means that it “no longer matters” that he knows how to write and he feels a bit stupid for having ever mastered a skill 👍🏼
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AirPods chose not to charge and die overnight, but I got the Kerrygold Butter Bus for my commute so the morning is back to Neutral.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Knocked my toothbrush off the sink directly into the top-entry litter box 👍🏼
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
31 degrees in the bedroom already, missing being on holidays where 31 degrees was an Outside Temperature 🥲
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
not the best I’ve ever had, but did the job and made me feel young again
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Taken two buses today, but seen no less than 5 people give up on the front row of the top deck because it is Too Hot in the sun. Embarrassing.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They should serve movie theatre popcorn at National Stadium gigs. Which of you can make this happen?
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“It’s cooler in here now,” I say as the thermostat on the fan dips to a nice 28 degrees
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am once again asking why no one is making American-style donuts in Ireland. Enough of these same same overly sweet and decorated cakes, I want a CRULLER and a BLUEBERRY CAKE DONUT and PROBABLY AN APPLE FRITTER TOO.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
everyone in this Temple of Seitan rn is going to Rilo Kiley confirmed
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
For ‘Employee Wellbeing Day’ yesterday, work organized a walking tour of the area around the office except we’re in Beggars Bush so it was very “110 years ago, this intersection would have been absolutely covered in bodies.” Uplifting stuff.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not quite the first in my camera roll, but very close. Feist, Montreal Jazz Fest, 28 June 2013, from the time I got on the big screens after my friend got us to the second row by offering people baby carrots. If you see this post a concert photo you took.
Feist crouched down on the edge of the stage, singing into a wired mic. She is in the spotlight and has hair in her face. Feist with her arms up, seemingly listening to the audience. She has a guitar around her neck and the back lighting makes everything look purple.
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mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We didn't deserve this day.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
given the history of male astronauts at large, would it be too much to make being a widower a requirement
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
ordered some very polite mangoes
The bottom of an email that reads “Kind regards, Mangoes”
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the secret to being any team’s data protection expert is simply to say shit with authority
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 30/01/2026
yeah, okay, I found it, the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell “fuck off” when I heard about it
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
whether by nature or nurture, there is a class of people who will always prefer death and destruction over a reduction in profits. they cannot be reasoned with. they cannot be taught empathy. they will watch young people shot, dismembered, and buried alive, and they will say that god is good.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I know the idea of “better” policing is as old a demand as civil rights movements in this country, the impulse to call for it at this moment is so terribly cruel that it can only be understood as aligned with the terrorists.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
media.tenor.com
the front of a menards store has a green awning over the entrance
ALT: the front of a menards store has a green awning over the entrance
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The Foggy Jew @hmcevansoneya.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As American moves towards eliminating jus soli citizenship, a reminder that the people of Ireland voted to do the same This resulted in precisely 0 benefits or opportunities accruing to existing Irish citizens But it did let us be cruel to a bunch of kids, so who is to say if it was good or bad
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The Foggy Jew @hmcevansoneya.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Still amazes me that people say "you don't get to be racist and Irish" after we had the big "are you a racist?" referendum and nearly 80% of voters said yeah actually they were
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Went skating for like 30 mins today, fell once, immediately bruised so badly I convinced myself I’d ruptured a clot because, wait for it, I recently wrapped up a few weeks of blood thinners. ……..yeah that’d probably explain the bruises.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
seeing too many people talking about Trump being on coke and not enough people talking about Trump being on these meth cocktail ass shots they had the Kennedy’s on.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Had a dream my mom came to visit and rented a car but the car was a Dublin Bus.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Transferring all my playlists to Qobuz ended with them all being in semi-random order - this is a blessing actually bc now I’m writing an essay for my diploma course to a forgotten gem, the same soundtrack I did 10 years ago 🥲
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
now imagine you’re slowly coming out of sedation, pain is rising and you’re being told the free market will cure the housing crisis because robots don’t have unions
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
now you gotta guess whose is whose (easy mode)
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Rebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
unsure if I’ve ever hated anything more
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
it’s all going straight to my head ( crashing out bc I’m convinced I must be somehow lying to everyone I work with for them to feel positive about whatever the fuck I’m doing )
a WhatsApp message that reads “I honestly think the team could be so much more productive if you lead similar workshops for everything” with a laughing emoji reactionA Teams message that reads “okay you are some gem Aanya, I lucked out when I hired you” with a heart react
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
big year for pop stars that meant a lot to me 20+ years ago being publicly angry at men
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
when a Klingon is played by a white actor, they cannot be trusted. these are the rules.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
another year of explaining to the cats the government said they can’t have dinner yet
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
do you think people actually change their names when they get married anymore or do you think they all just lie to us?
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 03/08/2025
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Watching the new LiB in search of the racists the internet promised me - upset that this woman apparently had my childhood but loved it? My mother told me that Cabela’s was the zoo!
A photo of a screenshot from Love is Blind Denver of some man. The visible subtitles say “to the Cabela’s in Nebraska.”A photo of a screenshot from Love is Blind Denver of some woman. The visible subtitles say “Ugh! -We look at all the taxidermy.”
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
people are far too comfortable talking to me about their weight.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Overhearing Conall’s work call, where they are ROASTING him for wearing suspenders while working from home.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
instagram should stop suggesting private accounts. if you’re going to make me remember randos from school, it should be a legal requirement to show me what they’re Up To.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Can’t believe she got engaged on a Tuesday (night before an office day, an office full of sw*fties) I barely survived last summer. I don’t think I can do this again.
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aanya @pudeator.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
i want to make a dense little cake, a snacking cake if you will, but i do not want to turn on the oven
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