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Puddle Oops

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type designer, famously illiterate xotype.co 📍chicago

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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 2h
this is absolutely not the point but what would it take to convince Choose Chicago their logo is ridiculous Marketing Team Had An Idea nonsense
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 2h
first time i’ve ever seen a faux Mansard? wild
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 2h
narrator: InDesign had, in fact, crashed
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 3h
I am sitting here scrolling solely to kill time while waiting to see if InDesign has in fact crashed, or if it’s gotten its shit back together
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 4h
may I present one of the best halloween costumes ever devised, because of this
does anyone know who he is

this is from Gay Twitter circa ‘21 (I think)
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 7h
terminal rbf on this one
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 17h
I’ve been like 85% forgiven for trimming her claws
Norm, annoyed
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 20h
“space baby” is a very weird concept to trot out of nowhere and then NOT explain
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 05/10/2026
thank you my group chat is now buzzing over this albeit scornfully at the $400 tree base
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 05/10/2026
good morning trying to locate my mother’s remains how is your Monday going
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 05/10/2026
I got my first Julie follow why are the new bots all Julies
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 05/10/2026
everybody shut up and look at Goldie
Goldie, very asleep
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 04/10/2026
deadly
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 04/10/2026
Mt Husband once bought something, at Local Korean Grocery, advertising itself as Szechwan-Style Chutney Szechwan was misspelled which was a selling point for him remember! authenticity is bullshit
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 04/10/2026
I may walk into Lake Michigan
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 04/10/2026
I sent tyra banks typing dot gif to Work Husband and he reacted kind of blankly and I was like everyone thinks this is funny? Work Husband was born in 2002 and has no idea what this is
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 04/10/2026
gm
Jasmine doesn’t care
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 04/10/2026
it is now, by Law Of The House, the time at which all four cats herd me to bed, so that they can all sleep on my various parts, equal distances from each other and purring it is bliss
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
I went to see what the heck happened to Soft Play (who renamed themselves from Slaves, then promptly disappeared) it seems like half the duo has decided that “punk feels like cosplaying my eighteen year old self” (relatable!) so there’s a new album from their new project, Big Truck it’s nice
music.apple.com
Midday At The Middleway by Big Truck on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 11 Songs
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
occupational therapy is so boring and feels like you’re doing absolutely nothing of any benefit to anyone but it 100% works
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
I ordered one of these puzzle tools, to hopefully complete wrist OT from Massive Bike Wreck of 2024 Resulting In Multiple Broken Bones, and Amazon has decided I’m recovering from a stroke so that’s fun to endure
active-wrist puzzle
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
it’s impossible when a bitch needs her morning meds! but no more
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
please join me in celebrating the first time i’ve been able to sleep in since 2020
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
fine
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
terrible loss, rips the heart wide open. I hope you’re okay.
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026
YES I HAVE Primary (from Faith) shuffled in on my daily plays list
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 02/10/2026
Word Art
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 02/10/2026
gn
goldie, in abandon
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
I asked Mt Husband; figured there’d be some gossip basically: the street-level itself is enormous and they’re also selling the floor above the space current asking is around 3M
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
I hadn’t noticed it since it had been papered I also wonder if selling that space is hard because it’s bar and booze store-zoned idk what’s entailed in that
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
WHAT is this warm grossitation been spitting down for two days onto Chicago, make it stop
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
yeah I knew about the Milwaukee location going away; that’s on my daily bike route the Crown Liquors spot next door is now de-signed and papered over with for sale signage, so I kinda wonder if that entire block and its plaza might turn into something different
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
it’s the Yelp of film I use mine as a watchlist and that’s it
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
it went okay!
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
tiniest baby bunny rabbit in the back yard is now hopping up and sitting near to me and I’m conflicted about It on the one hand: cute as a button on the other: trust no bitch, little one
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
anyway happy October
surprise, it’s me
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
I was expecting to order from Armitage but I guess that building finally destroyed itself under the weight of all its punk rock, or something there’s a huge red banner on the website that basically says DO NOT
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
it’s sister in law’s birthday and I’m genuinely conflicted whether or not to bring it up in family chat will it be a welcome sentiment will it generate moaning I don’t know
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
I stopped trying after searching for a joke relating to “conflake” and finding none
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
the typo in 24pt the nonsensical type choice the stacks of all caps type with zero leading WHO is this ridiculous graphic designer
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
don’t know them I unfortunately really like Dante’s
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/10/2026
pizza place is taking forever to get here
capricieux
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 30/09/2026
someone once addressed me as Mr Oops and I thought it was a read for like two minutes
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 30/09/2026
Rule 34b: it will be on Bluesky
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 30/09/2026
it was the actor’s decision to end it such a loss to the show’s emotional tone; I loved that guy
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 30/09/2026
gm
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 30/09/2026
wait this GOOD
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Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 29/09/2026
fine I will listen to the Tinashe album who is this person
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