Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 4hmay I present one of the best halloween costumes ever devised, because of this 020
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 03/10/2026I ordered one of these puzzle tools, to hopefully complete wrist OT from Massive Bike Wreck of 2024 Resulting In Multiple Broken Bones, and Amazon has decided I’m recovering from a stroke so that’s fun to endure 111
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 25/09/2026ok this is done what do you see different? nothing what do I see? repairs of all the holes punched in the drywall before we bought the place 010
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 23/09/2026I broke a three-year silence on IG yesterday with this post I’ll continue blathering on about type (and only type) over there on @xotypeco if anyone’s interested in such things 010
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 22/09/2026fixing the things that have been broken since we bought the place but were unable to fix because any change generated electric waves of anxiety for Mom 100
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 21/09/2026who’s old enough to remember Oolong I ran across my copy of In Almost Every Picture, which Eric Kessels made about him, simply showing the photos it is a delight 120
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 20/09/2026this was on the back of issue one (of, I think, one) of Sexy Magazine featuring a very young Alexis Arquette 120
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 20/09/2026I’ve been moving shelves today and came across this from 1992, which i’d completely forgotten it’s important to remember people have talked like this before 101
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 19/09/2026i’m slowly taking apart Mom’s room so it can be the library but for now Jedediah is enjoying the solitude of her bed 040
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 19/09/2026this is a McG-era Charlie’s Angels subplot waiting to be filmed 120
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 18/09/2026good morning to Riot Fest weekend, I am alone until Monday 160
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 17/09/2026idk who needs to hear this other than @milesklee.bsky.social but these are NOT GOOD 030
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 13/09/2026I completely forgot to post Miss New Car when he was delivered on Thursdsy 170
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 12/09/2026this puts me in mind of the pastor who eulogized my grandmother by recalling “Eula’s steadfast love and defense of animals” whereas I recall her angrily firing a shotgun down multiple holes in the back yard one crazy afternoon 040
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 10/09/2026yes this tiny thing was my idea phone fits in a pair of jeans’ change pocket buttons were satisfyingly clicky perfect 020
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 10/09/2026the last people to live in our apartment were complete assholes so Su and I have been diligent in our kindness to the neighbors and, you guys, the whole building sent us flowers for Mom yesterday 0100
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 09/09/2026this book got thrust into my hands two days before Mom passed and I told them it looks like a comedy prop from a video game 030
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 02/09/2026again with this fuckass “CEO jerked off into a bevnap” logo 000
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 02/09/2026these took me six weeks to finish because nobody in management believes in leaving me alone to make something an okay collection nevertheless 150
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 02/09/2026it’s a befuddling to see brands using Big Shoulders for… not Chicago? I mean it’s right there in the description everywhere you find it anyway this typesetting from Hyatt is pretty and airy 010
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 01/09/2026someone in the city of chicago needs to figure out their email template but look! Big Shoulders is fun squished 120
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 27/08/2026I think my least favorite thing about Internet Culture is this "watch us learn and grow!" bullshit that baby companies decided was cute in like 2005 please hire a logistics manager I don't want to watch you Mr Rogers your way through your career 100
Puddle Oops @puddleoops.com · 26/08/2026his slight embarrassment at saying this is going to be generationally kink-defining 150