Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/05/2023Can’t do media literacy to a smoking crater 022
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/05/2023Ok, until we figure out just what the heck is going on here women are not allowed to make any new styles of pants fashionable 032
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/11/2024open.spotify.com/track/26uVP8...open.spotify.comHalo of FliesAlice Cooper · Killer · Song · 1971 092
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2024Sherman’s march to the sea would be a little bit quicker now thanks to climate change 0143
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/06/2024If you’re slow at using the self checkout you should kill yourself, you’re holding society back 161
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2024I used to know this guy who would get drunk at parties and piss in his own mouth I think you’d like him 1141
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 24/11/2025They invented a meal that makes you happy but if you don’t choke down the toy it won’t work 0324
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Mr hall and oats pus 071
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/05/2023One advantage of not driving a car is that you can strew caltrops all around you everywhere you go and there are never any consequences 011
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Carving FOOT into a bullet and shooting myself in the head with it. Yeah, I guess you could say I’m an irony bro 0161
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Sniper: sir the mouth is on the move permission to take the shot Captain: denied sergeant. is it moving up or down Sniper: looks like up Captain: hold your fire sergeant that’s a smile 1173
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/06/2025If you pinch a boomers cheeks when they’re drinking out of the hose they can’t detach and they pop 910111
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/06/2024At 9pm let’s all go outside and sacrifice a goat 081
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Birth rates are dropping because women don’t want a baby to be weird about their tits anymore 1211
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/10/2024youve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for 126 stab wounds across your abdomen and thorax 1322
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/06/2023If you die in the daytime you go to heaven if you die in the nighttime you go to hell. Easiest religion ever 14011
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/07/2023If you lure enough sailors to their deaths on the jagged rocks their bodies will eventually erode them until they are smooth and dull and then the next sailors will start to make their homes there in small but closely knit communities. Just goes to show 0162
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This is a horrible day for magic 230629
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2024Running at you as fast as I can manifesting my reality 0122
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/11/202550% of our gdp is from bubble tea stands 1301
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I would have died a long time ago if it weren’t for the app that lets you buy scraps restaurants are about to throw out 1221
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Listening to Kate bush and watching Boston legal and painting 1281
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/02/2025My Weimar Republic friend is so rich 1515
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If you’re feeling doomer-y chop off a finger and the blood loss will make you lightheaded and giddy 3503
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Crossword where all the clues are stuff like ‘book’ and ‘animal’ 1404
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Good day for people living in NYC. Bad day for people living in Boston, Rio de Janeiro, Charlottes, Salem, Cairo, Berlin, St Louis, Tulsa, Sacramento, Fresno, Guadalajara, Rome, Paris, Chongqing, Mobile, Boise, Burlington, Duluth, Baltimore, Dar es Salaam, Toronto, Calgary, Palm Springs, Tokyo, Sea- 1251
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I wasn’t allowed to watch violent movies, I wasn’t allowed to play video games, every time I got an action figure with a sword or something my mom would cut it off with wire cutters and just give me the guy and now I wander around in a fugue state all day long thinking about Cain and Abel 3706
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2024You don’t want water you’re just bored 2468
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2024Shallow grave seems dope. Not sure why you’d want to be in a deep one 3324
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/04/2024Ripping all my fingernails until they’re just barely hanging on by a thread and going to the handshake party 191
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I used to hang out with Christopher Nolan all the time and he would just get black out drunk and stumble around my apartment going ‘in so fucking smart I’m so smart I’m so smart’ until he knocked over the coffee table and fell asleep curled up on the floor like a grub worm 0372
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2023(festooned with beads, confetti in my hair) have I not atoned enough? Have I not been penitent? 0123
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Without the American empire people would have absolutely no context for Yosemite Sam and their cartoons would become hellishly confusing 2823
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I’ve given up on ever being able to afford a video game system 0252
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Mackerel and kimbap and crimson paint and microns 151
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Maybe Dialectics would be as successful as Activia if they had gotten Jamie Lee Curtis 0235
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/04/2024ill have the big bowl of poison please and, for my friend here, some food 1122
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026IKEA t shirt th at says Swedes eat it in ball form 2232
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23/03/2026If things get too bad you can always just die. It’s nice. It’s like knowing the store will always sell cigarettes if you someday decide you want to start smoking again 0293
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I would kill myself right now if I thought it would get me out of my shift today 3443
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2025You’re tweets aren’t dying they’re being destroyed and the people destroying them have 17 emojis in their bio and addresses 1121
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Guy who had his bottom ribs removed years ago and is experiencing diminishing returns on performing autofellatio: if a commercial on tv doesn’t make me laugh I’d rather bite my own dick off than buy that product 0202
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2023How am I supposed to figure out who was poisoned on here 072
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/09/2024My can of beans was ribbed today is that a pleasure thing 1262
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sauce gets a bad rap because it’s not filling 0152
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/12/2023sitting around the christmas tree with the whole family practicing our rorschach impressions 0131
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/12/2023There are strange lights on all the houses in my neighborhood to celebrate Wednesday 0103
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/12/2023by your 30s you should be so out of it that it’s borderline impossible to carry on a normal conversation with you 0164
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/11/2024The Assless Man: if the good lord had seen fit to split me I would NEVER let the door hit me there 0141
