Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/04/2024They did sharia law to a grape. Now it’s a raISILn. 2101
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Oh great, more surface area. Just throw it over by the semipermeable membrane with the rest I guess 0211
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’ll answer all your questions about why your post was saved right now. The button is in a stupid place. 99.99% of all saved posts are accidents. 713815
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2024Updated cracker power rankings 8/10/24 10:32 am 1) club 2) triscuit 3) wheat thins 4) ritz 5) chik’n’biscuit 0111
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/06/2025If you’re not angry you’re not on Angerol 1312
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2024What happens if you drink something sad out of the laughing cup? No reason, just curious. Respond quick though 1101
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23/11/2023I don’t have to worry anymore 181
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My phone even knowing that captain beefheart exists is a sort of personal failing on my part 1131
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(trying to get people to look at my old tweets) if we all got crucified for the way we talked three years ago we’d run out of crosses 0281
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Full heart putrid smell can’t die 2191
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Thickly veiled hostility. Veil so thick you could blow smoke rings with it 0171
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I have mad defense mechanisms 1406
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Told my coworker about the David Sedaris Dog Bite Army today. Big mistake. Huge. 0111
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/06/2024life imitates graphic design 083
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Emails don’t find me. I find emails. On gmail website it is I who am the apex predator 1401
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Takeaload o’ffannie 1121
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/12/2023My gun safe only knows like 4 riddles 0151
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Me: I tell people I won you guys in the World’s Shittiest Elves Contest You guys: doesn’t that make you the worlds shittiest elf if you’re winning us there? Me: no, it’s a contest that gives out the worlds shittiest elves as prizes 1132
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Heroin is dope would be such a good tagline for a heroin marketing campaign. Too bad they don’t do those 3411
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 25/10/2023honestly just give George santos a legion of sardaukar 071
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Just ignore him. He ate trick eggs for breakfast 1322
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/06/2024Turns out we need to keep some suffering in the world to make people do stuff. Like, a good amount of it actually. Sorry if you feel misled 2121
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2025My favorite movie was jungle 2 jungle. It still is, but it used to be too 1201
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/12/2023nice iron fist, mind if i build my nest inside it? 061
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/10/2024When I was a businessman I would eat poke bowl out of a guys chest concavity every day 1131
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/11/2023If ever die feel free to blame it on antisemitism, or murderous prosemitism, or ambivalence about semitism so extreme that it induces a violent existential crisis 091
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/01/2024The constitution only says the army can’t do stuff to American citizens, doesn’t say anything about the Air Force 041
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/05/2024Hold up: if it’s possible to act for personal gain why doesn’t everybody just do that all the time? 171
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/03/2024Sometimes I get confused about who said ‘if I was on that plane it wouldn’t have gone down like that.’ It was either mark wahlberg or dream from the sandman comics 1101
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Air dropping dj Khaled into the pussy to explain to the infection why eating the vulva is actually gay 1434
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2025“Thank you soooooo much for shooting me out your pussy into a world that hates and destroys me” that’s you 0412
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2024Israel, hitler and a catholic priest walk into a bar 092
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Last night I got drinks with the guy who lost my car and the guy who totaled it. Nice little me having a car days reunion 1232
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Bluesky never communicates with users through DMs. We don't take you off-platform to Discord, Telegram, or other apps for moderation issues. We also won't respond to emails or petitions or common sense for moderation issues. Also our moderators are sniveling pieces of shit. 0234
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/08/2024I used to have a friend who had the law and order dun dun as his text notification sound but he got addicted to meth and went to jail for identity theft I think 0316
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/07/2024Is that the north tower or are you just happy to see me 071
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I’m not ‘still reeling’ I stopped reeling for a little while and then I started again it wasn’t continuous 417517
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 24/06/2023The killing fields are alright if you like jazz fusion 061
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Big day for body thetans 092
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/08/2024im putting you guys down as my emergency contact 1242
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/12/202412/17 11:57 am doing a mad men rewatch 1/ 🧵 12/17 12:18 pm Eww they’re kissing 12/17 12:48 pm Kissing again >:( 12/17 1:23 pm Oh gross now he’s kissing a whole second woman 1171
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If I use the middle finger emoji more than 12 times in 10 minutes my phone locks for an hour 0161
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2024Bro put your horn of plenty away. This is not a good neighborhood 0547
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2025It’s rude to speculate about how much milk I got as a baby btw 0151
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/02/2024I’m one of the leeches that spits good stuff into your blood btw 091
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Fantastic 4. Like. She was basically a 5 1283
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/04/2024There’s this kid in my neighborhood that’s always swinging in her swing when I’m walking home at this time of night and I really respect her 2181
Reposted by little lamb botlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/05/2024every thursday night i put White Teeth on top of my backpack and say im going to read it at work this week and every friday morning i put it back on my shelves and pick out something else 061
