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pete @ptmoria.com · 22h
No I’m talking about Sheryl Weikal, the former legal analyst for Fangraphs
Jim Downey meme
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pete @ptmoria.com · 01/10/2026
Bad CD-level GOP internals, you say
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pete @ptmoria.com · 01/10/2026
Yordan death stare
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pete @ptmoria.com · 29/09/2026
Monocle snob
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pete @ptmoria.com · 27/09/2026
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
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pete @ptmoria.com · 25/09/2026
I actually hadn’t seen the full NYT list til now. Succession doesn’t belong in the top 100 let alone the top 5. What are we doing here. White Lotus top 25 fohhhhhhh
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pete @ptmoria.com · 24/09/2026
not sure which Astros fan you mean, I’m assuming this one?
Kash Patel and Joe Espada
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
there’s so much to love in this paragraph in particular
We need the president out on the stump asap. We need better and way more aggressive messaging. Stop running fake and gay ads about how often so-and-so shows up for votes, and instead mercilessly hammer Democrats on the wickedness they’re voting for. Articulate specifically what the mission/victory is in Iran/Hormuz, because out here in the cheap seats it feels like another Middle East War quagmire regular folks are paying for on both ends all over again.
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/09/2026
Corey DeAngelis? The jerk off racer?
anti–public school crusader Corey DeAngelis earlier in his career as a porno actor, naked and excitedly jerking his hog in front of another naked dude jerking his own hog, with the all caps caption JERK OFF RACE
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
DMR headline “Harris now leads Trump” from Nov 2024, showing a 3-point Harris lead in Iowa. Harris lost Iowa by 13 points
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pete @ptmoria.com · 22/09/2026
I am begging people to have memories
Sarah Gideon leading in poll after poll in 2020, including one showing a 12-point lead, before getting crushed 51-42
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pete @ptmoria.com · 19/09/2026
Libs are OUT
Gas pump with 3.99/gal regular and a Trump “I did that!” sticker pointing at the price
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pete @ptmoria.com · 17/09/2026
Holy shit
The Orioles have not had a pitcher drafted by Elias start a game in the majors this season. Heck, they don’t have a pitcher drafted by Elias on their entire 40-man roster.
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pete @ptmoria.com · 14/09/2026
me coming off a strong crossword rolling up to today’s Connections
Goodfellas Tommy gets whacked
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pete @ptmoria.com · 13/09/2026
Not bad not bad but sub-2:30 just seems so far out of reach
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pete @ptmoria.com · 13/09/2026
baby locking the fuck in and counting the presses on her ms rachel singalong toy to get back to the hop little bunnies song
dune thufir eyes
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pete @ptmoria.com · 12/09/2026
god bless our thought leaders
May 16 2015 @stephenasmith tweet “TAke a look, y’all: IMG_4346.jpeg”
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pete @ptmoria.com · 11/09/2026
Her name is Nora but more and more the nickname ”Tugboat“ is winning out
Fat brown tabby cat lying on a rug in a sunbeam
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pete @ptmoria.com · 11/09/2026
6% of Britons:
The cover of the comic “Once & Future”
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pete @ptmoria.com · 10/09/2026
sigh
me being right
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pete @ptmoria.com · 09/09/2026
one thing to like about John Ternus: human teeth
photo of John Ternus, whose teeth are neither inhumanly white nor inhumanly even
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pete @ptmoria.com · 09/09/2026
screens bad huh
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pete @ptmoria.com · 08/09/2026
#RESPECT
this elevator is abuse free
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pete @ptmoria.com · 08/09/2026
one second better than my best monday
Congratulations you finished a Tuesday puzzle in 2:32 - 1577 day streak - 3:11 faster than your average
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pete @ptmoria.com · 05/09/2026
Oh dang
Guy who looks a LOT like JFK (maybe more like young Ted but still)
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pete @ptmoria.com · 04/09/2026
Whether these quizzes get me right depends entirely on whether they ask the Houston question. Ask it and they can pinpoint me. Leave it off (like this one) and I’m just generic vaguely southern American
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pete @ptmoria.com · 03/09/2026
😤 respect the shire-reckoning
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pete @ptmoria.com · 03/09/2026
You can’t make me get my hopes up about Schiavone either, but an 11th round catcher building up this kind of value is a massive success
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pete @ptmoria.com · 02/09/2026
Dan Ariely is a huge fuckin fraud?
Trump I didn’t know that you’re telling me for the first time
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pete @ptmoria.com · 02/09/2026
To me he seems like exactly the player he was when they drafted him. Big power, super passive, bottom-of-the-scale contact ability. Not a disaster by any means but not exactly a step forward
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pete @ptmoria.com · 01/09/2026
bluesky trending topics with its finger on the pulse
"Apple succession" trending topic with the description "Reports point to John Ternus as a possible successor to Tim Cook amid Apple's AI push."
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pete @ptmoria.com · 01/09/2026
No more mutants but it’s no more pundits
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pete @ptmoria.com · 31/08/2026
I miss the days when America was united
Jerry Jones locking arms with Cowboys players kneeling on the field in 2017
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pete @ptmoria.com · 31/08/2026
big oof
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pete @ptmoria.com · 31/08/2026
People will say fucking anything on the internet jesus christ
Some idiot saying “2008 was the opposite of today. It was terrifyingly bad for the investor class. For everyday people not much really happened.”
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pete @ptmoria.com · 31/08/2026
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pete @ptmoria.com · 27/08/2026
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pete @ptmoria.com · 26/08/2026
Somewhat related: this is a core Astros memory for me and I think I think about it more than any person on the planet
Peter Ueberroth was the first to mention Jeff Luhnow as a solid candidate to be the Astros' general manager"We interviewed Jeff on a lead from former commissioner Peter Ueberroth," Crane said. "He told us this guy is the smartest guy in baseball."
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pete @ptmoria.com · 26/08/2026
based on his comments about successful low payroll teams I think this is the best summary of Crane's feelings right now
iron man meme but it's matt arnold built the best record in baseball with a box of scraps
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pete @ptmoria.com · 25/08/2026
tweet: you can literally just lie
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pete @ptmoria.com · 25/08/2026
This one
The Astros re-signed outfielder Nelson Velázquez on a new major league deal
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pete @ptmoria.com · 23/08/2026
you gotta go for one of these, so much better, way easier to get back there
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pete @ptmoria.com · 20/08/2026
doubt
Harris 49 - Vance 45
Rubio 48 - Harris 43
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pete @ptmoria.com · 20/08/2026
new best
Four corners solved 0:19
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pete @ptmoria.com · 16/08/2026
New best Monday but it actually just pisses me off because it’s so close to being sub-2:30 but not quite there
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pete @ptmoria.com · 15/08/2026
an excuse to post my PRs? don’t mind if I do
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pete @ptmoria.com · 15/08/2026
Thank god for that astronomy class I took in hs (6 down), being a huge weeb (16 across), and being a lawyer (27 across) to give me the scaffold I needed
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pete @ptmoria.com · 12/08/2026
Rinzler making of Star Wars cover
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pete @ptmoria.com · 11/08/2026
this animal is up your evolutionary tree but not up the tree of any dinosaur
Dimetrodon, a four-legged animal with lizard skin and a big sail down its back, it looks for all the world like a dinosaur but is instead an ancestor of mammals
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pete @ptmoria.com · 10/08/2026
this is a wild thing to say about Shay Whitcomb
"He has enough defensive versatility to play anywhere on the diamond outside of the battery."
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