Reposted by NickBatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 12/10/2026I really need yall to stop playing Fortnite and giving Epic money 0188
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026We said you didn't need a smart fridge with WiFi. For years, we said stop buying internet connected stuff that doesn't need to be internet connected. WE EVEN MADE JOKES ABOUT THIS HAPPENING. BBC News - Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukFridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attackHundreds of stores were targeted by the overnight hack, which spoiled fresh and frozen food estimated to be worth millions of euros. 2116
Reposted by NickMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50168915535
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Finally bought my belated 50th birthday present. A full weight leather jacket. 060
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've been left unsupervised again, but with two cats, my options for all night mayhem are limited. Who am I kidding, I'm 50 and would probably have gotten bored hours ago. 240
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dinner was excellent, but a sensible bedtime was indicated, so back in my hotel room with a 6am alarm. Of course, I'm now not sleepy. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the last time I was out in Soho was about 2014... It's not changed that much, TBF. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In theory, I'm off into London for dinner with an attractive younger woman who's flown in specially, and staying in a hotel in Soho In practice, the Dutch marketing manager and I will be joined by 2 other sales people to talk about the event we're all running tomorrow. It's a really cheap hotel. 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Herself is off doing some past life regression or similar today, so I'm being community minded. Church hall mini market, local pharmacy, local coffee shop so far. 140
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not only driving seat upstairs, but whole top deck to myself! 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Unexpected piano bar with cocktails (except for me). Rather pleasant. 100
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Off into London-ish for a department social event. It's a pub, event, barbeque restaurant, and pub agenda. I can't drink or eat much meat at the moment, so I'm the teetotal vegetarian of the group that is going to try not to be a massive pain. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today's new daft idea - can I cure and eat the olives off the tree? Step one- pick some and keep in fresh water for a fortnight. 240
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My week alone ends tomorrow, so obviously I'm making the whole house visitor-grade tidy. That's one below tinder-grade tidy as I don't expect visitors to my bedroom. 150
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Back after 3 nights of working away and sleeping badly. Slept for 10 hours straight and still tired, so I've gone to acquire coffee. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Out in another Horrible Shirt. A busy buffet restaurant (makes me invisible) and pondering if I can handle the pub. 110
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Out in an unfamiliar town? Time for a Horrible Shirt (TM) 0121
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Back on my traveling BS. Nottingham from tomorrow until Friday. Same city centre hotel as last time, which means trams and venues and restaurants. Want to bet I'll be on Tesco meal deals all week again? 200
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Despite having been away for a week on a full-on tech conference with long training classes, I am travelling again. Started today in Sussex, went to London, then Manchester, ending the day in Nottingham. Bit fed up at this point. 120
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Looks: 2, except in very specific ways Creativity: 2 Humour: 7 but with limitations Mental Health: 4 Empathy: 5 Patience: 8 Social Skills: varies, 2-5 Memory: 8 falling to 4 depending on what it is. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Finished work and now I have an hour to wait in Nottingham train station as my ticket is valid on one train only. People watching it is. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Settled into my hotel room in Nottingham. Exactly the same room as my last visit. It's not bad, although I'm nearly bored enough to prep for meetings later this week. 020
Reposted by NickChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Calling all fellow childless cat people. I am doing an event on 7 July for death prep when you're ageing without children. It's free. Register here www.tickettailor.com/events/agein... 55424
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026For reasons too stupid to articulate here, I'm off into London. Air conditioning on the train is fully functioning, and I have a table seat, water, SPF50... and coffee. Best I can do. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Herself has declared Operation There's No Booze Left, and is ferreting through the cupboard for what we do have. I foresee regrets. I tasted this, and it's... Weird. 170
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026New shirt. Turns out there is such a thing as "too big," resulting in the hairy parts being more exposed than normal. Yes I spilled lunch on it already. 370
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Off into London again, for client meeting with non-optional beer afterwards. Of course I can't actually have beer, because gout risk, so I'll probably have a diet coke then make my excuses and leave my colleague to drunken mayhem. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I have actually booked annual leave with the intent of a holiday week. Mid September because work and people-with-kids and pricing. Now to figure out if I will actually go anywhere. 470
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Got very sad, and cleaned out 99% of the NSFW content on my PC to see if I felt better. Nope, but if I die tomorrow, nobody has to clear my browser history. 210
Reposted by NickGirl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This time last year I realised I was DEFINITELY capable of behaving better. #Datinggirlonthenet.comIt’s not you, it’s me | (Took me way too long to realise this)It sounds cliche to say 'it's not you, it's me' but recently I realised something about my dating life and I'm kicking myself for not noticing sooner... 0124
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Cloudy over there, sunny over here. Watching the kite surfers. 050
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Finally on my way back home, ETA 00.40. I am shattered and frustrated with trains, but accept this is the price of living by the seaside. 110
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Today has been massively improved by the addition of a trip on the river bus. 040
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Today's London is soggy and orrible. I'll be spending it in a trade association event, which may be lovely or may make me miss the rain. 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Whilst that sounds fun, I love grocery shopping. I get to buy what I want, I can buy things I'd like to cook, healthy things. She doesn't like shopping, so BF point for this chore. I also get BF points for buying her favourite things and the compulsory Little Treat for her. 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Checking in on the folk in Mastodon land, and still nobody's found and followed me. If ever there was a chance for me to have an anonymous cool alter ego, this would be it. 130
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Prepped and underway to London. Shout out to the lovely barista who liked my hat. 160
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Off to the nerd expo in London today. This time I'm going with a couple of work friends so I don't feel so creepy. 050
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Right, stabilised a bit, so can post more. It looks like I get to go to Berlin this October for work. Will be keeping an eye out for @obviouswallflower.bsky.social while there, of course. 130
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Another stupidly early start. Off to the channel islands today. 0110
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026London today. I'm in a somewhat precarious state, so arrived an hour early and am parked with coffee. Have seen a nice whippet in here though. 140
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026So, my first ever comedy show was tonight, and it was this. I am the token straight. 020
