Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This looks like a job for modern pharmaceuticals and a swift recovery- to bed with you. 110
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026One more hour before you get released back into the world? 100
Reposted by NickBatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 12/10/2026I really need yall to stop playing Fortnite and giving Epic money 0188
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Presumably also any port in a storm when it comes to something to drink with all that cheese. 130
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026After getting to 50 degrees, I imagine it would be easier to bake the appropriate ones and be done with it. 110
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026We said you didn't need a smart fridge with WiFi. For years, we said stop buying internet connected stuff that doesn't need to be internet connected. WE EVEN MADE JOKES ABOUT THIS HAPPENING. BBC News - Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukFridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attackHundreds of stores were targeted by the overnight hack, which spoiled fresh and frozen food estimated to be worth millions of euros. 2116
Reposted by NickMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50168915535
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ho yus. I'm probably going to be full rock and roll, and play with the cats before letting them sit on me. 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Finally bought my belated 50th birthday present. A full weight leather jacket. 060
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've been left unsupervised again, but with two cats, my options for all night mayhem are limited. Who am I kidding, I'm 50 and would probably have gotten bored hours ago. 240
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dear gods... The growth in legal fees is going to make AI look like a cottage industry. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dinner was excellent, but a sensible bedtime was indicated, so back in my hotel room with a 6am alarm. Of course, I'm now not sleepy. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the last time I was out in Soho was about 2014... It's not changed that much, TBF. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In theory, I'm off into London for dinner with an attractive younger woman who's flown in specially, and staying in a hotel in Soho In practice, the Dutch marketing manager and I will be joined by 2 other sales people to talk about the event we're all running tomorrow. It's a really cheap hotel. 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This film. Specifically the ending. www.imdb.com/title/tt0077...imdb.com 000
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is a kerfuffle above or below Making A Scene on the scale of disorder? 100
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I remember there being a lot of coverage to that effect at the time. Definitely that it was "off" to say the least. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Solidarity from Mr "if it wasn't for bin day, would not have left the house since Monday." 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Worthy goals, here's to achieving them early and having the rest of the day to celebrate. 110
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Herself uses the term "pant moustache" for the overspill from a containment failure. Suspect the origin of that phrase is similar. 130
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fingers crossed. We need to get you employed before you start coding something to take over the world because you got bored. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you ever have to buy a car, and don't want a black/white/silver or grey one, it's even worse. 140
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That's one of those worries that keeps going long after the original query has been resolved. 101
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this the sort of lurgy that's cured by whisky/honey/hot water and curling up in front of shit TV? Have you checked? 120
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, my old town had those in the square. Always been tempted, but never brave/stupid enough to march up to him with a big cross in my hand and perform a fake exorcism at the top of my voice on that guy. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026True. I guess the container full of AliExpress tat that stocks shops like that now contains AI-generated slop. I expect a quarter of Camden market has t-shirts of similar provenance now. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They *really* want to pay their way into getting away with shit, don't they? 120
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Reckon he's after trading opera stages for the West End after tonight. Which he should absolutely be allowed to do. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The winebarpub is next door to the coffee shop, but sadly I'm not allowed to drink at the moment. Next time... 011
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Herself is off doing some past life regression or similar today, so I'm being community minded. Church hall mini market, local pharmacy, local coffee shop so far. 140
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Debauchery is whatever you need it to be. Although debauchery with plumbers is a bit "70s porn film." 000
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not only driving seat upstairs, but whole top deck to myself! 030
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Now up to 5 pints of diet coke. I may regret my decisions at about 3am. 010
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Unexpected piano bar with cocktails (except for me). Rather pleasant. 100
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Off into London-ish for a department social event. It's a pub, event, barbeque restaurant, and pub agenda. I can't drink or eat much meat at the moment, so I'm the teetotal vegetarian of the group that is going to try not to be a massive pain. 020
Nick @ptfeperson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think the super sunny drought period actually helped it! 010
