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Pterodactylnick

@pterodactylnick.bsky.social
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It’s a plane, it’s a bird, it’s dyslexic.

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My best friend is moving away and I am not taking it well @simplysethh.bsky.social
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday to me!
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sad I missed the big dick contest in Seattle #truck
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Back at it
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My new goal is to get big enough to go to that gay Chicago gym that all yall big guys be going to. Idk the name of it, someone tell me #chicago
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saving this for after I watch the movie
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes sir
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It was a good chest day
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m basically beggin this man to take me to Paris with his boyfriend like it’s a quick trip just give me an hour
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I took a video in the pool but come on back
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bend or doesn’t know what hit them
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I could explode
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When he tells me to go into the bathroom and take off my jock 🥵🥵🥵
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
More like men
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thankful
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watching my sister give her dissertation will be one of the highlights of my life. I’m so proud of her I can’t believe she’s a fucking doctor (the phd kind not medical)
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
But also…..
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Everyone in nyc has abs and it makes me insecure
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think I woke up still drunk please send an iv, a prayer, and maybe an aspirin.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can help you practice
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I need someone to come help shut off my brain for a while. Tie me up and call me a good boy
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Found my old game boy
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What is this pose cause this is the easiest way to get me to shut up and do whatever you want
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is the view I need when I wake up
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
3 days till Disney world and I couldn’t be happier
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh this is the best just wait
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am mean tea
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What’s the right way to tell someone I want/need you to shut me up with your dick (respectfully)
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🤤🤤🤤
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wait 5 plus me is 6 omg 😭😭😭
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
But I need 5 boyfriends. I was saying 3 is just a throuple, 4 is just partner swapping, 5 is a polycule, and 6 is a cult.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I asked @betachamp.bsky.social this but he hasn’t gotten back to me yet so the question is how many people can you have in your polycule till it’s considered a cult?
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yes it is
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🤤🤤🤤
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Need to feel those arms
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Who?!
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Rodrick Snow @rodricksnowbub.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Your dad says, “yo.”
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Is this giving 🎼he was a skater boy🎼
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
More people should do this
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Spooky
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Finding in person gym connections is so hard I feel you on that
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The secret to getting jacked is listing to Elliot Smith to lift
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Radiohead to lift?!?!
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Happy Tears
ALT: Happy Tears
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
89°F
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
🥵🫦
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Proof of life also hello arms
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nothing like Grindr in a big city to make you feel fugly
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My hotel has the biggest mirror in the shower
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