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Pterodactylnick

@pterodactylnick.bsky.social
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It’s a plane, it’s a bird, it’s dyslexic.

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My best friend is moving away and I am not taking it well @simplysethh.bsky.social
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday to me!
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sad I missed the big dick contest in Seattle #truck
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Back at it
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My new goal is to get big enough to go to that gay Chicago gym that all yall big guys be going to. Idk the name of it, someone tell me #chicago
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It was a good chest day
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m basically beggin this man to take me to Paris with his boyfriend like it’s a quick trip just give me an hour
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I took a video in the pool but come on back
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bend or doesn’t know what hit them
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I could explode
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When he tells me to go into the bathroom and take off my jock 🥵🥵🥵
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watching my sister give her dissertation will be one of the highlights of my life. I’m so proud of her I can’t believe she’s a fucking doctor (the phd kind not medical)
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
But also…..
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Everyone in nyc has abs and it makes me insecure
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think I woke up still drunk please send an iv, a prayer, and maybe an aspirin.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I need someone to come help shut off my brain for a while. Tie me up and call me a good boy
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Found my old game boy
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What is this pose cause this is the easiest way to get me to shut up and do whatever you want
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is the view I need when I wake up
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
3 days till Disney world and I couldn’t be happier
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am mean tea
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What’s the right way to tell someone I want/need you to shut me up with your dick (respectfully)
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I asked @betachamp.bsky.social this but he hasn’t gotten back to me yet so the question is how many people can you have in your polycule till it’s considered a cult?
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🤤🤤🤤
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Rodrick Snow @rodricksnowbub.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Your dad says, “yo.”
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Is this giving 🎼he was a skater boy🎼
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
89°F
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Proof of life also hello arms
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nothing like Grindr in a big city to make you feel fugly
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My hotel has the biggest mirror in the shower
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why do people like the bench press I hate it! I feel like the weight of hell is crushing me while satan is laughing and the little demons are biting my toes.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
NYC on Saturday and I have no idea what I’m gonna do. Help?!?
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I ate breakfast
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Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
CRANK IT
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a pink pokemon with blue ears and a bow tie
ALT: a pink pokemon with blue ears and a bow tie
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I forgot my headphones today😡😡😡
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What do y’all think I’m unconvinced?
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The boys get back from Chicago today which is good because 1 I miss cuddles and 2 I’m ready to be unlocked
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
1 😭😭😭
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
First day back at the gym since my competition
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
First time in a sling and baby I could get used to this. It’s comfy, my legs are held up, and I can just relax why haven’t I done this before omg
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Both my partners are in Chicago and I’m home alone. What am I gonna do with myself for a week. Who’s gonna keep me company, it’s a king size bed.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is a gardening show on Netflix is literally the best thing on tv rn. I want to talk about it all day.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ngl I think I like wearing this to much
Man wearing a singlet for powerlifting
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
First powerlifting meet total 782lbs and a pr for a 358 deadlift not bad for my first meet. 1000 pounds honestly doesn’t seem that far away but I could still be delulu. We will find out
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Got blackout at fat slut which is what you’re supposed to do right?
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yesterday I learned plastic and metal feel very different on your body.
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Woke up to see a raccoon had eaten all my chickens 😢😢😢
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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I really want K.G.L.W. and Mac Demarco to make a song.
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