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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 13h
Drunk n' horny in the crowd. [ @pupatlas.bsky.social transformed into the King of the Underworld battling serpent sorcerers]
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back in business!
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our houseguest for the weekend loves the new living room!
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cocktober, Jocktober, Locktober, Socktober. Long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony, but all that changed when Locktober attacked...
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna turn warmonger on this account and really stoke the flames of resentment between Jocktober and Locktober factions. Like my feed is a good mix, but there could be more 👀👀👀
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Photo from this weekend that seems appropriate for hump day.
Butt
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta turn into the witch queen of sins and teach the children a lesson.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Reader, Found this cleaning out a costume/dance party box. Zero idea how I got it. I'm already too big despite it being a large. To a good home for cookies.
Vintage Marco Marco
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kool Slvt fit check! Am I a Kool Slvt now?
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear Reader, Went to open this and @pupbolt.bsky.social quips "Okay Sarah Palin." SOME ONE COME PICK UP THIS TIGER AND HIS DATED REFERENCES...
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WfH jockstraps and tea! Somehow aggravated my low back again. Maybe I built *too much* thrusting power.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear Reader, I don't know if it's the Internet brain rot or I'm just very tired, but I've read Autism instead of Autumn 3 times now. I mean like "How did that headline get approved," level of incomprehension.
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Chuffed Chief @chuffed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Iced coffee at the interview discourse iced coffee in the interview iced discourse coffee at the interview discourse yall will fall for anything. The treasury just hit 5% there arent going to be ANY job interviews soon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scene: *I'm grabbing a lemon blueberry scone from the breakroom* HR Director "I'm surprised you're eating that." Me "What?" HR "You're just so healthy." *Mentally reviews substances that recently went into my body." Me "Sure."
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear Reader, The licensing assistant is perturbed that the benefits manager and [HR] director are talking about smut books they read. Do I tell her I own a shirt that says "Lift Heavy, Read Smut," and my current audio book is an MMF romance set in DC's most prestigious kink club?
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey Folks, 6 hours of Tigerbeatz, I will be bringing all the Tiger and ALL the beatz! I can't wait to see all your costumes! Witch, in a harness... Werewolf, in a harness... bella Lugosi's ghost, in a harness... Frank-n-furter. Let's go! Massive, Seattle, Saturday Oct. 10th 9pm-late
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me trying to start Monday off on the right foot: "...and I saw Practical Magic 2 last week. I really enjoyed it." Licensing assistant - "What is Practical Magic?" Me - 💀💀💀 the kids are not alright as they say.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn't find a TV stand that worked so settled on this full length mirror for the master.
New full length mirror.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WfH Tea & Jockstraps
Cozy in a jockstrap
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I watched season 2 of JJK and here is my viewing experience in thread of only gifs (in order):
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Gay Gay Gay The Hot Chick
ALT: Gay Gay Gay The Hot Chick
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ABGT700 Continues!
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New Boss - How was your holiday weekend? *All the boys I kissed and butts I touched flash through my mind* Inner monologue - That was a good amount of boys. Me - Bought a couch.
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nestled in my tangled tiger den, serving you piano and bass on a golden high hat.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just a little afternoon Cthulhu Wars w/ @pupbolt.bsky.social & @brixpup.bsky.social
A cold warSouth Pacific gonna be spicyCrowdedTrouble in Asia
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dedicated work from home Fridays means the return of tea n' jockstraps!
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In the little more than two weeks at this new job, the office has been sent two boxes of Crumbl Cookies and three boxes of donuts. They also have dedicated refrigerator space for snack cheeses. I must scheme to stay here forever.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was on a boat w/ @pupbolt.bsky.social and did not violate maritime law. Plz clap.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Time for one positive life update I promised. I joined MOD Pizza as Corporate Counsel and just ended my second week. This new team is phenomenal and I am very happy with the change. Thank you to family and friends for all the support during the switch.
I joined MOD Pizza!
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Rayan⭐13 @tuskyrayan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fanart do Cara Unicórnio do @rextod.bsky.social, que mal conheci e já apaixonei🦄
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Prodigy Wrench Walk
ALT: The Prodigy Wrench Walk
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*Logistics person looking in a box of VooDoo Donuts* Do you eat donuts? Me - Haha of course! LP - You don't look like you eat anything sugary. Me - 💀💀💀 Chat, sweet treats are the only thing getting me through the dark days. Please know I accept all forms of sugar.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think it is no exaggeration that Dolly was one of the best humans out there. Proudly imperfect. A confidence balanced with grace and humility so as not to become toxic pride. Intelligence without condescending. I choose to celebrate that legacy in these dark times.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Little Machine gave me some good numbers on body recomp (not my goal), but I hoped for better overall. Next rest the tweak in my back then maintenance Excuse the grrr face, my smile-y one didn't turn out so I used a progress photo.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We must think of the disc butts!!!!!
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Next time a Demon Twink throws the vibes off I'm calling Fern.
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Fern Frieren
ALT: Fern Frieren
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Prince Zexu @princezexu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sam Reich save the games industry. Open Dropout studios.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
2246 at the dance party. I hit a paper lantern, volleyball serve style, into a friend's head. Please stop me.
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Pup Shutter 🌻 @thetattedpup.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hope I get to see yall tonight at @massiveclub.bsky.social for @bearracuda.bsky.social Treasure Trail!!
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I feel very in tune today, body, mind, and music. 🐯🎵💪 See you tonight, Big Sir and I are gonna knock your high tops off.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
See you tonight at Treasure Trail Seattle with @pupbolt.bsky.social I will probably be extra like this gym outfit I put together myself.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Save some humps for Saturday!
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Over ten years with this absolute weirdo. Happy birthday @betachamp.bsky.social
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The hawk is back for Market Days and in celebration I'm wearing my tiniest gym shirt.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dear Reader, Scene: Last night @pupbolt.bsky.social dishing up Meatless Monday. B: I am not going to top it with anymore cheese. There is already too much in this recipe. Me: No such thing. B: Look at this cheese pull. I see a problem. Me: I just see yummy. B: Well, you are blind.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
See you at @flexpartysf.bsky.social at Powerhouse tonight!
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy birthday to me, and this completely normal sized birthday cake.
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Beta Champ @betachamp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[Very Early] Happy Birthday to my favorite person. Also shout-out to the Diva Sofia for her contribution to these photos.
KissBirthday dinner
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iota @iotapup.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Me when the enemies to lovers finally kiss on page 117! #books #reading #ireadtoomuchMMhockeyfiction
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