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@psymonplays.bsky.social
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King of Fall Damage, Lord of potato aim, content creator who loots things. He/They. Twitch Affiliate | YouTube Partner. Business: psymonplays@gmail.com | linktr.ee/psymonplays

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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Please, everyone, go tell Discord to stay the fuck away from AI bullshit.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Balatro is hands down one of my favourite games of the last few years. Finally popped one of my best gaming achievements in a while (after 244 hours of game time). Beating Black Deck on Gold Stake was no joke. Now the long slog towards C++. Only 111 jokers and a whole bunch of challenges to go...
A image of the Completionist+ achievement in Balatro
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I entirely believe that 30+ people were all simultaneously fired for gross misconduct, and they just HAPPENED to be the same 30+ people who were trying to unionise. Yeah, that's definitely what happened. They 100% weren't fired to trying to unionise. Absolutely not. FUCK ROCKSTAR GAMES.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I haven't watched much Twitch over the last couple of years. A lot of my former go-to streamers don't really go live anymore (not like that's something I can relate to 👀) and others have outed themselves as assholes. I need new streamers to watch.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Breaking out the good stuff tonight
A picture of a bottle of whisky and a glass
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Today is a good day to get some garden work done
A person in a snapback cap in a sunny garden
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hi, my name's Simon and I'm a Balatro addict
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a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera while scratching his neck.
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Moonshot Podcast Network @moonshotpods.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
TONIGHT AT 8:30 EST: MK is diving into Blue Prince for the first time ever, going in completely unspoiled! Join them and Marn (who has been playing since release day) in the hunt for the elusive Room 46, only on moonshot.mov!
Marn and MK's pngtubers over a promo image for Blue Prince
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
In the wake of today's ruling by the UK Supreme Court, I stand side-by-side with my trans friends both here and all over the world. It's a dark and difficult time, but please look after yourselves. Trans rights are human rights.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Update, we've had the lil shrimp (his name is Charlie) for 9 weeks now and he's settling in great. Basically owns the place at this point. Also, currently in a fight to the death with my ISP to get stable internet speeds that can actually allow me to stream again 🤞🤞
A Beagle sat on a sofaA Beagle lying on grass in the sunshineA Beagle sat on a staircase.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You were my new inspiration My muse And I mean that not as a compliment I will use you to cruise through any writers block Any lazy days when a glazed gaze invades my minds cave of creativity I will think of you And what you did to me youtu.be/j0gNWUMl8t0?...
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dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me
YouTube video by LeSacVSPipVEVO
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 13/03/2025
So it’s over then, works for me
arstechnica.com
OpenAI declares AI race “over” if training on copyrighted works isn’t fair use
National security hinges on unfettered access to AI training data, OpenAI says.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Haven't been on the socials much lately, but content *should* be returning soon. Lately I've been spending my time looking after this lil shrimp, who we took in from a rescue three weeks ago and love to bits already.
Image of PsymonPlays with their pet Beagle, Charlie, lying on their chest.A Beagle lying on a rug with a pile of tennis balls in between its paws.
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Josh Kulinski @joshkulinski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Seems like a good day to repost this for no reason at all.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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a black and white photo of a woman singing into a microphone with the caption eat the rich
Alt: A black and white gif of Steven Tyler singing into a microphone with the caption Eat the Rich
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
2023 v 2024, sums up my current feelings on Destiny 2 pretty well
A screenshot of PsymonPlay's 2023 Steam Replay, showing Destiny 2 at 89% of play time.A screenshot of PsymonPlay's 2024 Steam Replay, showing Destiny 2 at 28% of play time.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fallen behind with my book reading over recent years, beginning to correct that now. Picked up this today, Roddy Doyle has long been a favourite author of mine, all the way back to the Barrytown trilogy.
A picture of the novel Love by Irish author Roddy Doyle.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Playing Portal 2 for the very first time with @citadelofswords.bsky.social I'm going to fall to my death. A lot twitch.tv/psymonplays
twitch.tv
PsymonPlays - Twitch
I promised my friend this stream for over two years
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Finally got round to deactivating my Twitter account. Feels good to have let that fascist hellscape go once and for all.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Y'all are not gonna want to miss this, it is going to be top-tier content. That's 6pm GMT for anyone of my side of the Atlantic.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Given that the temperature dipped into minus numbers this week, it was clearly time for my annual "oh it's got cold, I'll shave my head" moment 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
A selfie of PsymonPlays with a freshly shaven head.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There's something I need people to understand. The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad. The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My community *persuaded* me to stream Phasmophobia because I hate horror games and I'm a big scaredy cat and there's a solid possibility I'll end up crying twitch.tv/psymonplays
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My first multi-part print (not my model, found on makerworld), a Hunter knife from Destiny. Just waiting on deliveries of the paint and the metal pegs that will help hold it together. Pretty damned happy with it and the picture doesn't do it justice (the camera on my S21 Ultra has seen better days)
A 3D-printed version of the Hunter knife from the video game Destiny 2.
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Hydrate Bot @hydratebot.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
biofriend, please have some some water.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
old bluesky users to the new arrivals
Two stills from the television show Peaky Blinders showing Thomas Shelby yelling at his brothers. Text in first panel says "no fighting." Text in second panel says "no fucking fighting."
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
My benchy test print looks clean af. Got a full roll of filament arriving tomorrow, so this weekend is printing time
A photo of a small white, 3D-printed model boat.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Me when I actually get a full 8 hours of sleep
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a man with a beard is dancing in a room with a skull poster on the wall behind him .
Alt: Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is acting hyperactive and excited.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
In the long run, what has happened in America will make me fight more and fight harder for the society I believe in and to defeat the rise of populist fascism. But for the next few days, imma pack all that away in a corner and play with my new toy
Photo of a boxed Bambu Lab A1 mini 3d printer.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
America, you done gone fucked it up again.
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KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating @yungkhan.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
...let that sink in...
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I should introduce myself here as it'll be my main social. Hi, I'm Simon, a UK-based variety streamer. I play everything from FPS to looter-shooters to survival games and more. My chat even occasionally 'convinces' me to play horror games. You can catch me on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/psymonplays
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Rho Radio (Hiatus) @rhoradio.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
If you're a creator who: -Takes long break periods -Creates very slowly -Has another full time job or engagement -Struggles with productivity -Is inconsistent I'm sorry to tell you... YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
My mods, as my entire Discord community was (successfully) trying to persuade me to stream Phasmophobia
A screenshot of a Discord conversation in which moderators name themselves the voice of the people in getting PsymonPlays to stream spooky games.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Hey, you. Yes, you. Drink some water you dehydrated fuck.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Oh look, it's been a year since I was last here. But with hellscape app making even more hellscape changes, probably gonna be over here a lot more.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Pick up the keys for the house next Friday. Shit's getting exciting.
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Only fans
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Simon @psymonplays.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
*Insert witty first blue sky post here*
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