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Creature Cheeseman

@psychicteeth.bsky.social
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upholsterer / sourdough / handyman / cough gamedev cough butlerian jihad in bio some games: psychicteeth.itch.io store.steampowered.com/app/221180/E…

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Julien Eveillé @pataloon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Think we're ready for an Indie Motorstorm spiritual successor.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Hope For The Planet @h4tp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We now have rigorous pooled data showing that even without active restoration efforts, cleared rainforest can rebound to 75% of their former species composition and 90% of species diversity within just thirty years. #goodnews
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Rainforest biodiversity rebounds within a single generation | The Optimist Daily
A major Ecuador study finds cleared rainforests can recover 90 percent of their species diversity in just 30 years, as long as humans leave the land alone.
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get in the car, we're doing nostalgia about nostalgia itself
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 26/09/2026
Please sign if you can! OPEN LETTER: PAUSE THE NATIONAL ROLLOUT OF AI-MEDIATED TUTORING IN ENGLAND'S SCHOOLS > Children should not be exposed to a technology whose future, effectiveness, and safety we cannot predict, and for which the evidence is mostly negative.
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OPEN LETTER: PAUSE THE NATIONAL ROLLOUT OF AI-MEDIATED TUTORING IN ENGLAND'S SCHOOLS
OPEN LETTER To the Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP, Prime Minister, and the Rt Hon Lucy Powell MP, Secretary of State for Education The Department for Education has announced plans to develop, what it calls, “...
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If it's international rabbit day I'd like to submit this animation from Run Wrake (who i understand is RIP now). youtu.be/4PCyNgxhoZA
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Run Wrake - Rabbit (2005)
YouTube video by Sir Bandersnatch
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know bluesky is on the map when someone you've never heard of makes a dog shit take and you look and they have 165,000 followers
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Plot twist all the data centres were secretly mining crypto this whole time
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI use by the general public is turning me into even more of a misanthropic hermit every day
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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passivestar @passivestar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
godot 4.8 added non-allocating physics queries, 9x faster raycast i know, i know, about time 😄
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A secondary cultural flattening effect of generative AI is that any media containing glaring errors even if they are human made on purpose for a joke are now considered genAI slop
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone's been focusing on the Orb here, but to me the real mystery is the substance on which the Orb is being served. Why is it that disgusting colour? Is it solid or liquid? Does it move? Is it alive?
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Zi @majormcdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YESSSS!! Took a couple days, but I now have one motor function that can lets penguins hit any point on anything with any point on any other thing. Probably one of the most versatile motor tasks I've made. SO happy with this! 🐧🐟🔨🙏🧊🚿🪵 #GodotEngine #gamedev #indiedev
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The further i get from them the more the novels of iain banks and his husband, iain m banks, give me the ick
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Guide The Player @guidetheplayer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Level Designers: please do not forget the most importants steps of the level Design process
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
very good timeline crop moment
a screensot of my timeline with post at the bottom with a screenshot from the simpsons of someone holding up a container labelled "NUTS AND GUM" but it's scrolled off the bottom so that it looks like it says "NUTS AND CUM"
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
diarrhoea of a wimpy kid
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
excuse me, godot!
an automatically generated UID for an asset file. The UID is cunt2xxot0s2m
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I could cope with having three or even four arms / hands. It would be so easy, for me
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
keep on finding out old friends are vibe coding stuff and like apart from anything else - thanks, i guess you think we're not needed anymore. shall i go and die in a fucking ditch for all you care?
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COVID isn't done
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's a reminder that I wrote and illustrated a chapter book about a ten year old girl moving house and having odd adventures and finding friends, some of them possibly ghosts. Support your friendly neighbourhood AuDhd author and learn how to draw beautiful horses uk.bookshop.org/p/books/maud...
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Maud Is Moving: Moving house and making friends takes courage … and a sprinkle of magic!
Moving somewhere new can come with bumps on the road - until you find a friend who makes you feel right at home."We are really leaving," said Maud."Yes we are," said Dad, and that made it true. "It'll...
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I must have been blackout drunk in a previous life. I don't remember any of it.
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Serenity Forge @serenityforge.com · 16/09/2026
The wait is over - Roman Sands RE:Build and Paratopic: Overdub are out now! 🎉 🌴 Your luxurious vacation begins today on PC and consoles: serenityforge.com/games/roman-... 📼 Rewind the tapes in the remaster, remix and sequel to the cult-classic horror: serenityforge.com/games/parato...
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jessica harvey @jessiscah23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roman Sands RE:Build is out. After so many years, you can finally play our labour of love. It's deranged, it goes SO MANY PLACES, it probably shouldn't exist, and I've no idea if you're going to like it or not but that ain't the point. Roman Sands RE:Build. store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
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Save 10% on Roman Sands RE:Build on Steam
A service industry adventure with an apocalyptic flavor. A manic genre mashup told across two broken realities. Step through the cracks: find your Exit.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dudes rock, Sunday night edition. (Goodnight)
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yeah Malaysia
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Konrad Cox @konradcox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A gnarly, wooden wave. #blueskyartshow #undulating #photography #newforest
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i realized that now that bsky video limits are less stringent, i can post this! the test display for world generation was a little messed up because of a refactor. here it is generating a full scale world with test display for (most) of the steps fixed!
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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 11/09/2026
OBI WAN, SHORTLY AFTER DISMEMBERING ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Anakin? Oh, we had words. He's 'armless now
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a comment in a programming language that says "please do not ask me about the following code"
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
got to say i absolutely love the eaty samus stuff everyone. just brilliant stuff all round well done, it's a true balm in these horrid times
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Game devs are immune to this shit because we were all inoculated with Peter Molyneux
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You could only make it up in the crassest, cheesiest screenplay
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can fuck that sky high
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Man Zach Gage is such a fucking prick dude
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scrolling through 1000 of these posts in utter bliss rn
Screenshot of two posts. The first reads, "HOLLLYHYYYY ZELDA IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDD". The second reads, "Good god, the art for that OoT remake looks fucking terrible."
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 08/09/2026
playing this from a bluetooth speaker i've hidden in the airplane restroom
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🇹🇭Nene Royal🇹🇭 doing Metallica's Master of Puppets. She's pretty damn good. Only 16 but you'd think she's a seasoned rock goddess with how confident she blasts through it. 🤘🤘🎸
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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/09/2026
Bad Vibes Coding Taking a short break from being spitting mad about AI, to just being sad about how it never needed to be like this
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Bad Vibes Coding
Taking a short break from being spitting mad about AI, to just being sad about how it never needed to be like this
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Blocked an old friend today for vibe coding a retro game port 😌
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Creature Cheeseman @psychicteeth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hahaa did he delete that stupid dashboard screen post. Good
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